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[Guest LaydeeDynamite]

First allow me to introduce myself. My name is laydee dynamite, i'm 17 and live in manchester, england. im starting this thread to give u all real advice about girls and what makes them tick. there is no question i can't answer.

 

thank you. have a nice day.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Answer me this:

 

We're five things of a curious sort, you'll find us all in "a tennis court"

[Guest Incandenza]

Not amusing, Davy.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hahahahahahaha!

 

 

My riddle was too challanging for her~!

[Guest BifEverchad]

[Guest Retro Rob]

Why are some many posters creating new accounts just to be a pain in the ass this week?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Answer me this:

 

We're five things of a curious sort, you'll find us all in "a tennis court"

The 5 vowels

 

::flexes brain::

[Guest LaydeeDynamite]

yeah thats right, i was just about to say that

[Guest Incandenza]

Why are some many posters creating new accounts just to be a pain in the ass this week?

I guess I should take some of the blame. Had I not expressed my fondness for Guy Stokes, Davy wouldn't continue this crap.

[Guest LaydeeDynamite]

Why are some many posters creating new accounts just to be a pain in the ass this week?

I guess I should take some of the blame. Had I not expressed my fondness for Guy Stokes, Davy wouldn't continue this crap.

who is davy?

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

You are Davy.

[Guest Incandenza]

Can Davy be banned for wasting bandwidth?

[Guest LaydeeDynamite]

its not davy

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

its not davy

Yep, sure it isn't.

[Guest Marshall]

Hey, this isnt me! Tell 'em mods. I'm not THIS lame.

 

But, I am sorry I started this type of thing.

[Guest Marshall]

First allow me to introduce myself. My name is laydee dynamite, i'm 17 and live in manchester, england. im starting this thread to give u all real advice about girls and what makes them tick. there is no question i can't answer.

 

thank you. have a nice day.

However, I will play along.

 

Since your 17 and live in Manchester. I imagine you have at least 4 children. So my question is:

 

Why dont you stop being a slut and get a job. Get a job holding dicks if you have to. *coughchrisrockjokecough*

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

IP check shows it isn't Davy. Figured you all might want to know that.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Ban Evenflow.

 

Whattya mean it isn't him?

 

Sorry, jumped the gun.

 

I'll stop rambling now.

[Guest Kinetic]

Seeing as how LaydeeDynamite's first thread here has been rife with baseless accusations, I'd like to make it all up to her with a song. It's a slightly altered version of a Leonard Cohen classic. Enjoy:

 

I came by myself to a very crowded place;

I was looking for someone who had lines in her face.

I found her there but she was past all concern;

I asked her to hold me, I said, "Lady, unfold me,"

but she scorned me and she told me

I was dead and I could never return.

Well, I argued all night like so many have before,

saying, "Whatever you give me, I seem to need so much more."

Then she pointed at me where I kneeled on her floor,

she said, "Don't try to use me or slyly refuse me,

just win me or lose me,

it is this that the darkness is for."

 

I cried, "Oh, LaydeeDynamite, I fear that you grow old,

the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold."

"If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

So I walked through the morning, sweet early morning,

I could hear my lady calling,

"You've won me, you've won me, my lord,

you've won me, you've won me, my lord,

yes, you've won me, you've won me, my lord,

ah, you've won me, you've won me, my lord,

ah, you've won me, you've won me, my lord."

 

With that said, I'd like you to clear something up for me: Do Leonard Cohen songs turn chicks on?

[Guest Incandenza]

With that said, I'd like you to clear something up for me: Do Leonard Cohen songs turn chicks on?

Well, I'm certainly sporting wood....

 

::has become worried about his sexuality as of late::

[Guest Kinetic]

Well, I'm certainly sporting wood....

 

::has become worried about his sexuality as of late::

 

 

With good reason.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

:::: blinks twice and then runs away holding ears ::::

 

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I wonder if LaydeeDynamite is hot.

 

(I like this new thing of mine, asking if someone is hot as soon as I see they're a female)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LaydeeDynamite]

Seeing as how LaydeeDynamite's first thread here has been rife with baseless accusations, I'd like to make it all up to her with a song. It's a slightly altered version of a Leonard Cohen classic. Enjoy:

 

I came by myself to a very crowded place;

I was looking for someone who had lines in her face.

I found her there but she was past all concern;

I asked her to hold me, I said, "Lady, unfold me,"

but she scorned me and she told me

I was dead and I could never return.

Well, I argued all night like so many have before,

saying, "Whatever you give me, I seem to need so much more."

Then she pointed at me where I kneeled on her floor,

she said, "Don't try to use me or slyly refuse me,

just win me or lose me,

it is this that the darkness is for."

 

I cried, "Oh, LaydeeDynamite, I fear that you grow old,

the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold."

"If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

So I walked through the morning, sweet early morning,

I could hear my lady calling,

"You've won me, you've won me, my lord,

you've won me, you've won me, my lord,

yes, you've won me, you've won me, my lord,

ah, you've won me, you've won me, my lord,

ah, you've won me, you've won me, my lord."

 

With that said, I'd like you to clear something up for me: Do Leonard Cohen songs turn chicks on?

wow thats so beautiful *sniff*

[Guest Incandenza]

Hopefully she won't post a picture of herself, as I'd rather not see a bunch of sadsacks drooling over her, a la the AICC incident.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

AICC incident? Did I miss something?

 

Speaking of posting female pictures, Erica was disbelieving that people on this board thought she was cute. Ah well, as long as she knows I do!

 

(can't wait to go to DC next week)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

I note a lack of sincerity in the good Laydee's reply. Don't besmirch the good name of Leonard Cohen, Ms. Dynamite. I've destroyed civilizations for less.

[Guest Incandenza]

AICC incident? Did I miss something?

AICC--aka Alice in Chains Chick--was a poster who mostly hung around the Mission thread. One day, she started a thread in which she put up some pictures of herself. The end result was page after page of other posters telling her hot she is.

 

My opinion of her? She wasn't unattractive, but the guys around here went way overboard.

[Guest Kinetic]

The AICC Incident: There was a girl who posted here by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. She was a truly idiotic girl who typed like this "omg !!!!"

 

She posted a picture and was pretty hot, so most of the "Mission" people fawned over her day and night. It was sad.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, I was wondering if she was attractive, but I missed that incident. Too bad. I could have been the best drooler!!

 

Of course, that'd be if I found her to my liking. Probably would have.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge