Fictional scenario - RETURN OF THE NWO!

[Guest Maven's Eyebrows]

Damn. I know this was just a bunch of overused, unfunny jokes randomly tossed together, but... damn.

[Guest bob_barron]

The nWo music plays, and Hogan, Hall, and Nash walk out to a huge babyface reception.

Ummm can nash walk?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

First: JR and King are on Raw.

 

Second: This is Fierro on crack, and that's saying something.

 

Third: Not very funny either.

 

Fourth: What the HELL is wrong with football that people ridicule JR for talking about it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest RazorxEDGE]

I laughed...

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

And at this point, Goldust walks in and they all make out.

 

I get the point. Thanks, Tommy! Be sure to keep thinkin'!

[Guest danielisthor]

this was by far the most idiotic post i may have ever and i do meanEVER had no pleasure in reading. i do not thank you for wasting the valuable 30seconds that i wasted reading this crap and i really hope that the mods take into consideration, either suspending or even banning you from these boards.

[Guest Strike Force!]

Fourth: What the HELL is wrong with football that people ridicule JR for talking about it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

There's nothing wrong with football. Wrestling fans just live in a bizarro world where liking football is stupid, while liking 20 minute wrestling matches of great predetermined technical prowess between Chris Benoit and William Regal is cool.

[Guest bob_barron]

Liking William Regal is always cool.

 

Football is cool too

[Guest Angle-plex]

HHH appears on the stage. As he walks down the ramp, he tears his quad. The medical staff carries his prone body away.

 

::My Sacrafice plays::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(paraphrased from Billy Madison)

 

That nWo scenario is undoubtedly the stupidest and most incoherent thing I have ever heard in my life. Not once in your post did it have any semblance of order or intelligence. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no props, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest C-Bacon]

LMAO. i liked it. do another one!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No. No more. Please.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest bob_barron]

(paraphrased from Billy Madison)

 

That nWo scenario is undoubtedly the stupidest and most incoherent thing I have ever heard in my life. Not once in your post did it have any semblance of order or intelligence. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no props, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

A simple I didn't like it would've been just fine.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Since this is complete and utter crap, it's being moved to No Holds Barred.

 

Thank you and drive thru.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Great! Now I can say you're fucking morons for liking such nonsense.

 

"I'll throw out a bunch of overused jokes in the guise of something funny, because Monotony = THREAD VIEWS!!"

 

Oh yeah, almost forgot:

 

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Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I don't get the point of the original post.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Me either. General foolishness, I suppose. I guess it'd be funny if I were a 15 year old knuckledragger.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Seems like a melting pot of most of the headache-inducing jokes around here. All that was needed was for Bradshaw to dry-hump Nash right after Nash announced that he's gay.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Can a mod go in there and add JR nutting in his pants at a Bradshaw, Albert, and Hugh Morrus run-in? That'd bring just about every running gag into it.

 

Except INTENSE~!, which I hold sacred.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

The post had no flow; it was all just jumbled together. I suppose it would have been somewhat amusing had Maven's Eyebrows knew how to write coherently.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Also, before HHH makes his way down the ramp to tear his quad, he needs to proclaim that yes, indeed he is burying Angle, Jericho and RVD at every turn.

 

I think that just about covers it.

[Guest C-Bacon]

awwwwww man i wanted to read it again.

some people have no sense of humour