The one and only "New T shirts" thread

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Two new tees this week:

 

 

 

I rather like the King of the World one.

 

 

 

 

And how in the hell did this sell out?

[Guest Zero_Cool]

The Jericho shirt looks pretty badass. One of his better shirts, not even close to the dictionary one he had when he debuted, of course.

 

I have NO clue how that long-sleeved thing sold out.

[Guest OctoberBlood]

That sweatshirt is crap. Although, if it was black, I'd buy it .. heh.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

They're devious enough to edit pops/chants, so tampering with a shirt's "sales" isn't beneath them.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Do I have to turn in my Smark card if I admit that I'd rather have Hogan's shirt than Jericho's?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Well, it is a "smart looking tee"

 

Although the guy wearing it looks like a total tool. On the other hand, I could see how that would actually increase sales.

 

Do they have a tool modeling that Hardy pendant?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

...I thought that guy was Randy Orton?

 

I really did! Damn!

 

Erm, anyway... Does anyone ever really buy those window stickers? ..Maybe the tool does.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Isn't that Randy Orton?

 

Curses, foiled again! A pox on you, R.I.T.E.C.

[Guest Ram]

How did I miss this?!

 

http://shopzone.wwe.com/escalate/store/Det...s2=New+Releases

[Guest Zack Malibu]

The thing I hate about the long sleeve T's is the stupid crap on the sleeves.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I liked that old Y2J shirt for some strange reason... Huh. That RVD shirt is damn awful... It's just ugly overall, somehow. RVD's getting screwed in the merch~!

 

Woof! Who wants Dog Food?!

 

(*hates Lita forever and ever*)

 

Oh tag!

[Guest Ram]

Solid gray and mustar so don't mix.

 

What should an RVD shirt look like anyway?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Uhm... Huh. Not like that one?

 

Some of his old ECW shirts were pretty good.. why not something more like those? Or some sort of a cool design, sort of like on his tights?

 

How hard is it to screw up a dragon, anyway? Eh.

 

^^^ Why I don't work in merchandising.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

I agree, the RVD merchandise in general has been lame, which is suprising considering his level in the company. I'm sorry, but I'd feel dumb wearing shirts with chinese dragons and yin yangs to support a wrestler from Michigan. A white wrestler from Michigan. Yes, we get it. "He knows Kung Fu."

 

And uh, that IS Randy Orton modeling the new long sleeve. Isn't it? If not, they cloned him. And that, of course, explains the big sales.

 

13 Year Old Girl: "Look! A Randy Orton shirt! I've gotta get that!"

 

Less Retarded Friend: "I don't think that's an Orton shirt. Looks like just a regular..."

 

13 Year Old Girl: "Obviously you're not a wrestling fan. Now where did my mom hide her credit card..."

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

To be fair, I've never actually seen this "Randy Orton" person, so it very well could be him.

 

However, if it is him, let me just say that Randy Orton looks like an absolute tool.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Oh, he does. See:

 

 

He's like, uhm, John Cena... Or so he would wish.

 

 

UNRELATED: Huh. They just mention Chastity on some old episode of SNL. Creepiness.

[Guest bob_barron]

Who'd wanna be John Cena?? Ewww

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Who'd wanna be John Cena?? Ewww

I think Anglesault does, in some weird, creepy way

[Guest Perfect Plex]

To be fair, I've never actually seen this "Randy Orton" person, so it very well could be him.

 

However, if it is him, let me just say that Randy Orton looks like an absolute tool.

Sounds like you've seen him to me.

 

You already know all there is to know about him.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Solid gray and mustar so don't mix.

 

What should an RVD shirt look like anyway?

Do you remember when he wore that outfit that had barbed wire going all the way around it? Then it said RVD on one of the legs, and had a Yin-Yang in the middle of his shoulder blades. It also had a dragon on the front I believe. His shirts should reflect his ring attire in my opinion.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Exactly... Just not to a ridiculous fashion. I mean, not completely airbrush-style shirts. Something cool on the front, RVD logo on the back. Done.

 

Anyway, ... that Benoit shirt still sucks.