The One and Only LIVE Smackdown Spoilers Thread

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

All right, post them here as they happen.

[Guest Down Below]

No sign of them at tpww.net, I think we're out of luck...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Uh. Well it would be an hour behind..but at this point if there aren't any then yeah, we're out of luck..

[Guest Brian]

Christian jumps and we get Edge and Christian as tag champs on one side and Storm and test on the other, thus ending the Test singles run and giving us the most entertaining tag team ever.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Methinks you're screwing w/ young, impressionable minds...

[Guest ISportsFan]

Report by: Kane8688, rajahwwf.com reporter

 

Velocity

 

1: Billy Kidman def. Albert via rollup

2: Funaki def. Mike Awesome via rollup

3: John Cena def. Chavo Guerrero via small package

 

Smackdown

 

1: Rey Mysterio def. Billy via rollup

 

After the match, Chuck proposes to Billy, and Billy says yes. They both better have gotten a huge raise for this.

 

2: Cruiserweight Title: Jamie Noble© def. Shannon Moore to retain the title via double underhook powerbomb.

 

Heyman tells Paul to stay focused on Randy Orton tonight, cause that match is next.

 

Edge, Rikishi, and Mysterio are playing dominoes. Edge asks Rikishi if he's ready. Rikishi says he's ready to back that ass up in Green Bay. Edge wins the game of dominoes, and takes a wad of cash.

 

3: Brock Lesnar def. Randy Orton in a nontitle match via F5.

 

Mark Henry shakes hands with both Billy and Chuck, then walks away.

 

Crash makes signing with Smackdown official. D-Von tells Steph that what B+C did was a sin. Steph says D-Von has to sit ringside next week when Billy and Chuck get married. D-Von needs to get ready for his match against Batista tonight.

 

4: Mark Henry def. Tajiri via powerslam

 

Taker and Steph are waiting backstage fo Brock Lesnar for a face-to-face interview between the champ and the challenger.

 

During the Break, all of the fans did the wave.

 

Undertaker will challenge Brock Lesnar for the WWE Title at Unforgiven. Brock and Taker threaten each other. Heyman says that Taker is too focused on his wife's pregnancy. Taker says it's nothing about family, and attacks Heyman. Taker and Brock stare each other down, until Heyman pulls Brock away.

 

5: Batista def. Reverend D-Von via powerbomb

 

Nidia says what B+C are doing is sweet, and asks Noble if they'll ever get married. Noble says of course, but looks worried as he hugs Nidia.

 

Eddie tells Angle that he was robbed of the #1 Contendership last week by Rikishi. Angle says he was robbed by Chris Benoit, who's not the Rabid Wolverine, but rather the "Rabid Puppy Dog." Angle calls Eddie "Cheech" and "homes." Angle makes fun of Benoit, unaware that he's standing right behind him. They stare each other down, but Eddie says that need to save their energy for the 6-man tag match tonight.

 

Matt Hardy is showing Shannon Moore a match of his match with Taker last week. Hardcore Holly comes in and tells Matt that he got his ass kicked by Taker. Holly then challenges Matt to a match. Matt says that Holly deserves a double dose of "Mattitude."

 

6: Hardcore Holly def. Matt Hardy via rollup

 

7: Crash def. The Hurricane via rollup

 

8: Undertaker/Edge/Rikishi vs. Kurt Angle/Chris Benoit/Eddie Guerrero. Benoit and Angle get into a fight and spill to the outside leaving Guerrero all alone. Edge spears Guerrero, then Taker gets the 1-2-3 after a chokeslam.

 

End of Show

 

Biggest Pops

1.Undertaker

2.Edge

3.The Hurricane

4.Rey Mysterio Jr.

 

Biggest Heat

1.Kurt Angle

2.Billy, Chuck, and Rico

3.Brock Lesnar

4.Reverand D-Von

 

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Jason

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

YES!!! FUNAKI IS THE TRUE GIANT KILLER! REY REY AINT GOT NOTHIN' ON THE FUNAKSTER!

[Guest jester]

Could they really get B+C over as a gay face team? That would be hilarious.

 

Hell, I think they should try it. It can't be any worse than the shit they've been putting on Raw.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

..ugh.

 

I was wondering on Raw..but now..

 

-Is- Russo back?

 

..and what's up with all the rollups?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I must say that recap doesnt much make very sense..

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

Oh my God that looks fucking awful. Who the fuck is writing this shit? The RAW bookers?

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Hey, Raw was at least decent before Tripamania got back..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Matt Hardy is showing Shannon Moore a match of his match with Taker last week. Hardcore Holly comes in and tells Matt that he got his ass kicked by Taker. Holly then challenges Matt to a match. Matt says that Holly deserves a double dose of "Mattitude."

 

-Didnt he face Lesnar??

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Okay, I'm going to pin this and any other spoiler threads will be deleted so we don't clog up the board.

 

EDIT: This will be unpinned when Smackdown airs. Damn, I'm absent-minded today.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Why do I get the feeling this is fake..???

[Guest Kingpk]

APO is a mod?

 

Jeebus help us all.

[Guest Flyboy]

My, my, my...

 

All I can say is... Angle/Benoit. Cool.

[Guest Flyboy]

APO is a mod?

 

Jeebus help us all.

He's holding me down.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Hey now... I'm not abusing my MOD POWERS~!... yet.

 

Heh.

[Guest chirs3]

Why do I get the feeling this is fake..???

 

Because it probably is.

[Rob E Dangerously]

how is this fake?

 

"Matt Hardy is showing Shannon Moore a match of his match with Taker last week. Hardcore Holly comes in and tells Matt that he got his ass kicked by Taker."

 

that's why..

 

either it's fake or the guy made a big mistake there.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I cant believe the WWE would do the gay marriage angle with B and C.

 

Maybe HHH will drug up Billy and Marry him to spite Stephanie...

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

http://www.wrestlingheadlines.com/news/200.../1031114418.php

 

Another results page.

[Guest chirs3]

Edit: And of course another link comes up to refute me. Bah.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

2: Funaki def. Mike Awesome via rollup

 

Thanks WWE. Just the other day I was wondering who would job in an Awesome/Funaki match since both always job, and the WWF solved my quandry by putting Funaki over. Thanks guys.

 

4: Mark Henry def. Tajiri via powerslam

 

Well, there THAT goodwill. Why job a character like Tajiri out to Mark F'n Henry? Henry is an overpaid piece of crap. Why waste perfectly good wrestlers and airtime by having him on Smackdown winning matches?

 

7: Crash def. The Hurricane via rollup

 

Like a favourite band of my would say, "Why? Why? Why?" Joy of joys. Funaki FINALLY goes over, and in return, Tajiri, Nowinski, Hurricane, AND Shannon Moore all job. At least Moore lost to Noble, which is fine, but Tajiri and Hurricane Crash and Mark Henry? Why?! You have two guys are seemingly OVER, so you job them to two guys who are NOT OVER, hoping they will GET OVER, but they fail LIKE ALWAYS, and just serve to piss me off that my 2nd and 4th favourite wrestlers jobbed, and that there is no Funaki on Smackdown. Screw you, WWE! Except for the Brock match, it looks like no Smackdown for me this week. Viva Velocity!

[Guest chirs3]

Hurricane should be facing Lesnar, not Randy friggin' Orton...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm..

 

Maybe WWE will take out one of the New York Times' Gay Partnership ad thingy's like they did for the Steph Test wedding in the USA Today..

[Guest chirs3]

Then again, if this is true, this gives me a reason to stop watching Smackdown entirely!

 

I can just see Bischoff sneaking into a Smackdown taping...

 

"Psst! Hey, Billy, Chuck... I got an idea for you guys..."

 

*watches ratings tank on Thursday, laughs maniacally*

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

I think, as a member of the gay community, I should just say....

 

Why?

 

Jesus Christ on a pole, why?

 

Why, of all people, do Billy anc Chuck get the nod to show that the WWE is committed to people of all types races and sexual orientations.

 

Actually, I know why.

 

Because Patterson has a hard on for Billy and Chuck.

 

I guess he complained that if Vince gets all the women he should have a gay marrage.

 

I don't say this often, but I just can't help myself here.

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

Pat Patterson is a fucking faggot and he can go screw.

 

 

 

 

As a friend of mine just said "This sets gay pride back 9 steps"

 

I can't agree more.

 

-Annie

[Guest Incandenza]

That'd be great if they did try to get Chuckabilly over as a gay face team. It would fail, sure, but I'd like to see them try.

 

EDIT: Since this idea is going to fail, regardless how it plays out, I'm surprised they didn't move B&C to Raw just so they could sabotage that show yet again, as making it crappy as possible seems to be the intent.