Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 So far myself (The Reverend Rant) and El Psycho Diablo (The Apostle Diablo) make up the glorious Church Of NO MA'AM in tribute to Al Bundy and the NO MA'AM way of life. Before anyone goes on a rant about the Reverend thing I am actually ordained so there. For prospective members of the order I urge you to read and memorize the 10 Commandments of the Church Of NO MA'AM and recognize the one whom we hold our existence too. The almight 10 Commandments of NO MA'AM: THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF NO MA'AM 1. IT'S OK TO CALL HOOTERS "KNOCKERS" AND SOMETIMES "SNACK TRAYS" 2. IT IS WRONG TO BE FRENCH 3. IT'S OK TO PUT ALL BAD PEOPLE INTO A GIANT MEATGRINDER 4. LAWYERS, SEE RULE THREE 5. IT'S OK TO DRIVE A GAS GUZZLER IF IT HELPS YOU GET BABES 6. EVERYONE SHOULD CARPOOL EXCEPT ME 7. BRING BACK THE WORD "STEWARDESS" 8. SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT 9. MUDWRESTLING IS A SPORT 10. OK, THERE ARE ONLY 9 COMMANDMENTS The Holy One and the one we worship for He is good: Ye bring on to this world your enlightened wisdom Lord. The Reverend Rant
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 And when you have decided that you wish to join the Holy Order I shall appoint they a new title that you shall were with pride and defend the 10 Commandments of the one we call.... Bundy.
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 You shall be Father SOB. You will probably have to ask to have your title changed in the title folder though.
Guest midnight_burn Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Now this is a religion i can get into!
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 You shall be Minister WukenBloodstar
Guest eiker_ir Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 what about me? what about eiker?
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Hey I'm an ordained minister too! FINALLY A RELIGION I CAN PRACTICE! HOW DO I SIGN UP?!
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 You Eiker shall be Friar Ekier And Vitamin X you shall be... Bishop X
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Yes... the NO MA'AMers grow strong with power....
Guest eiker_ir Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 You Eiker shall be Friar Ekier And Vitamin X you shall be... Bishop X Friar Eiker or Friar Ekier?
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Eiker..let me say, Your Dancing Gizmo rules. Gimzo kicks major amounts of ass.
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 best single word ever: INDEED!
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Hell, I don't have a problem with any of the Commandments. But this does sound like a bit of a boys' club...
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 That would be neat. I've always liked nuns, comes of going to Jesuit school.
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 No you just need to adapt your title. I shall be working on a sig pic for all.
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 so there is a sister in No Ma'am now?
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 If you know Marney... Sister isn't really the right word. :-) And she is an exception to the rule trust me. No others like her.
Guest MrRant Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Not really. Respect... but no love.
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 I know Vitamin X and EPD, but not Marney.
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