The One And Only Church Of NO MA'AM Thread

[Guest MrRant]

So far myself (The Reverend Rant) and El Psycho Diablo (The Apostle Diablo) make up the glorious Church Of NO MA'AM in tribute to Al Bundy and the NO MA'AM way of life. Before anyone goes on a rant about the Reverend thing I am actually ordained so there. For prospective members of the order I urge you to read and memorize the 10 Commandments of the Church Of NO MA'AM and recognize the one whom we hold our existence too.

 

 

The almight 10 Commandments of NO MA'AM:

 

 

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF NO MA'AM

 

1. IT'S OK TO CALL HOOTERS "KNOCKERS" AND SOMETIMES "SNACK TRAYS"

 

2. IT IS WRONG TO BE FRENCH

 

3. IT'S OK TO PUT ALL BAD PEOPLE INTO A GIANT MEATGRINDER

 

4. LAWYERS, SEE RULE THREE

 

5. IT'S OK TO DRIVE A GAS GUZZLER IF IT HELPS YOU GET BABES

 

6. EVERYONE SHOULD CARPOOL EXCEPT ME

 

7. BRING BACK THE WORD "STEWARDESS"

 

8. SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT

 

9. MUDWRESTLING IS A SPORT

 

10. OK, THERE ARE ONLY 9 COMMANDMENTS

 

The Holy One and the one we worship for He is good:

 

 

 

 

Ye bring on to this world your enlightened wisdom Lord.

 

The Reverend Rant

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Testify~!

[Guest MrRant]

And when you have decided that you wish to join the Holy Order I shall appoint they a new title that you shall were with pride and defend the 10 Commandments of the one we call.... Bundy.

[Guest TJH]

I like it!

[Guest MrRant]

You shall be Father SOB. You will probably have to ask to have your title changed in the title folder though.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Now this is a religion i can get into!

[Guest MrRant]

You can be The Burning Bush

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Err..can I join?

[Guest MrRant]

You shall be Minister WukenBloodstar

[Guest eiker_ir]

what about me? what about eiker?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey I'm an ordained minister too!

 

FINALLY A RELIGION I CAN PRACTICE!

 

HOW DO I SIGN UP?!

[Guest MrRant]

You Eiker shall be Friar Ekier

 

And Vitamin X you shall be...

 

Bishop X

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

We're multiplying!

[Guest MrRant]

Yes... the NO MA'AMers grow strong with power....

[Guest eiker_ir]

You Eiker shall be Friar Ekier

 

And Vitamin X you shall be...

 

Bishop X

 

Friar Eiker or Friar Ekier?

[Guest MrRant]

Eiker.. sorry

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Eiker..let me say, Your Dancing Gizmo rules. Gimzo kicks major amounts of ass.

[Guest eiker_ir]

INDEED

 

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

best single word ever: INDEED!

[Guest eiker_ir]

..........INDEED!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Hell, I don't have a problem with any of the Commandments. But this does sound like a bit of a boys' club...

[Guest MrRant]

You could be Sister Marney

[Guest Cancer Marney]

That would be neat. I've always liked nuns, comes of going to Jesuit school.

[Guest MrRant]

No you just need to adapt your title. I shall be working on a sig pic for all.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

so there is a sister in No Ma'am now?

[Guest MrRant]

If you know Marney... Sister isn't really the right word. :-) And she is an exception to the rule trust me. No others like her.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

awww, you love me too!

[Guest MrRant]

Not really. Respect... but no love.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

I know Vitamin X and EPD, but not Marney.

[Guest MrRant]

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