Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I love Subway. It's probably my favorite place to get out. Their subs absolutely kick ass! Anyways, I've been going there for years now, usually a few times a week. Over the past few years Subway have gone from having great food at reasonable prices, to great food at high, expensive prices. Anyways, I finally found a way to combat the evil Gods of the Subway world... Yesterday, a friend and I were out driving around when he decided to get a haircut. As he went in, I said I was going to go over to Subway to get a sub for supper. Anyways, I went in and the place was pretty full. It was around 5:30pm, so there was no surprise because it was the suppertime rush. So I went through the usually routine of standing in line, staring at the board, tryin to decide what I wanted. I don't usually try to slim while at Subway, cause the more expensive subs are obviously the better ones. Anyways, I decided on a Caesar Chicken sub, which was about 6 or 7 bucks. So I'm waiting for the chick to ask how she could help me, when I notice SHE IS A HOTTIE. I mean damn, this girl was smokin'. Very pretty face, nice ass, had the stupid ass Subway visor on but underneath you could see her black pony tail was a Jericho-red, and also she had a TONGUE RING. Oh yeah! Anyways, back to the story. I order, she sets it up and on it goes to the the next chick who puts on the veggies and whatnot, and its done. Here's the long awaited point of the story, the place is packed, people everywhere, subs being made, what have you. I get to the cashier, who is a far distance away from her co-workers who were making the delicious subs, and she asks "How are you today?" I reply "good!", she says "and what did you have today?" At that moment, a devil Bif appeared on my shoulder and whispered in my ear. Knowing full well, I ordered the chicken sub which cost about $6 or $7, I LIED! I said to her "um, a cold cut sub" Which is significantly cheaper, about 2 bucks and some change to be exact. Anyways, she rang it in and said have a nice day, as I walked out the door and went straight to hell. Hope you enjoyed this horrible tale, although I encourage you to give it a try. Also a helping hand, if the jig is up and they say "no you had (whatever the expensive sub is), all you have to do is act stupid and say "oh, sorry I'm used to getting Cold Cuts, this sub isnt for me". This message has been brought to you by your Devilish Smark Friend, Bif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Doesn't cost them anything. LOL. But you are a bastard... shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted September 4, 2002 It could be worse - the prices in Canada are about on par with the US subways. So if you convert a $6USD sub to Loonies... yes, that's right, it's nearly $10 for a sub!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted September 4, 2002 That was a cool story, but I was hoping it would end up with you hanging out with the hottie in the Subway visor. Anyway, who else uses underhanded fast food tactics? I don't often eat at FF places, but I used to do the "keep the soda cup for next time" thing for places that offer free refills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Smart. But what if it's not busy? Would you try your scam then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Smart. But what if it's not busy? Would you try your scam then? Nah man, too much of a risk. When its busy, there's a lot of traffic around, people talking, staff are busy, etc. Therefore its easier to fuck the system... Bif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Jared is gonna make sure you go straight to hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Best time to go to Subway is when the managers/owner is NOT around, because then the young girls will hook you up with anything you want for the sub. Same goes with most fast food places if your friends work.....AVOID the mornings..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Here's a better one. I have a McDonald's about a block away from Subway. Go to McDonald's and order a large water (if they give ya hell for not buying anything say you're dehydrated and don't have cash on ya). Walk outside, dump the water, walk into Subway and fill the cup up with the beverage of your choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I work directly above a Subway and it is pure hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I'm totally trying this scam. The only "bad" thing Ive tried at fast food places is I'll get a water at Wendy's, drink it, and then get a free refill and say it was Sprite or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I used to sometimes rip off 7-11 because they would not notice I was buying something, like one time I bought bread, some microwave bacon, cheese, mayo, and a few other things. I had the price worked out in my head, but it was $5 or $6 cheaper because they apparently had missed some of the things I had bought because of how I stacked them. Not my fault. They even bagged them and never noticed. Another time I was buying some stuff, and they totally missed the soda I was buying, so I ended up getting it for free because they completely missed it. My friends would often screw McDonald's over here by taking their drink refill cups and filling them up with barbecue sauce, sweet & sour sauce, ketchup, or whatever, and walked out with a giant drink cup full of it for totally free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RazorxEDGE Report post Posted September 5, 2002 One time, I was at a Friendly's with four other people. We all ordered a burger basket and sodas and I think even an appetizer. Pretty steep bill. Anyway, we get the check, and it's the wrong check. It some other people's check, and they ordered next to nothing. I think the total was like $11.00 We look at the check, look at each other, and then we BOLT for the register. Me and my best friend stay to pay the check while our other three friends make a run for the car. We pay the check as quickly as possible, tell them to keep the pocket change, then get the FUCK out of there and into the car. We fly out of the parking lot, and that's the last time that we ever went to that particular Friendly's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted September 5, 2002 My friends would often screw McDonald's over here by taking their drink refill cups and filling them up with barbecue sauce, sweet & sour sauce, ketchup, or whatever, and walked out with a giant drink cup full of it for totally free. Are you talking about the sauce/ketchup in the dispensers? If you are PLEASE tell me that they rinse out the cup first... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted September 5, 2002 It's easy to hose McD's in the drivethru. Simply place your order, drive around, pay, and creatively add things when you get to the pick up window. For Example, I usually go thru be myself, so I'll order a Quarter Cheese meal. Pay, drive to the Pick up window, and suddenly "Where's the other Quarter with Cheese?" Boom! free sandwich. I don't use it often, usually when I'm starving, and pay day is far off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Shit, I don't even eat often enough to try any of these sleazy techniques. Some good ideas though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Heh, my friends and I when we go on a skate trip across the area ALWAYS do that. Basically my friends bamble to hear and ask for water while the other two fake a fight and yell. "What is that?" She asked and I just shrugged and said "Cold cut." Got the price off... and then my friends would get a small cup for water. Fill it up with that and meanwhile my friends stand in front of him and he adds whatever he wants. Then that guy shots it down and we leave. Keep in mind we have four to seven people each time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Are you talking about the sauce/ketchup in the dispensers? Yes I am. If you are PLEASE tell me that they rinse out the cup first... And no, they did not. They would just finish the drink, and refill it with the sauce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted September 6, 2002 nasty motherfuckers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
