Vaguely Amusing Chatlog Excerpts

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Okay, I know there was a similar thread some time ago, but I can't find it anymore, and it sucked anyway. To avoid similar posts which suck in this thread, here are a couple of ground rules:

 

1. No matter how witty you thought your comment was, it probably wasn't. If your comment is the punchline, don't post it. Post only things OTHER people said that made YOU laugh.

 

2. Keep it short and snappy. Usually, the less obscure the better.

 

I'll kick things off.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Garrett xz: <nods><

Garrett xz: -,

Garrett xz: <flail><

Garrett xz: I give up. I fucking give up.

 

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Note: "Garrett xz" is your very own DrTom. This is one of my favourites, because I believe it almost proves the existence of God.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<Niko> ::slides into a chair in a dimly litted area in the room. A sigh slipping from her deliciously full lips as she settles back into the chair::

<Jones> My cannibal will hunt all people with 'delicious' in their descriptions.

<Jones> Serves 'em right for advertising.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<Lexi> Fucking hot weather! <shrieks and dumps her entire glass of water over her head>

 

<Lexi> <really did it.>

 

<Lexi> Ohhh, daddy. That feels so good.

 

<Martin> <has a new quit>

 

<Lexi> :/

 

*** Martin has quit IRC (Quit: Lexi: Ohhh, daddy. That feels so good.)

 

<Lexi> Fuck.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I see...

 

::fails to see the point in saving chat logs::

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Partly, to embarrass future mods 7 years later... it's a noble cause.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Ahhh, I see ::nods knowingly::

 

So, let's see some more embarassment!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I'd have to break the first rule.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

damn...

 

Oh, and regarding the 1000 post milestone: it's kinda like the odometer rolling over. You say "hey, that's kinda neat" and then go about the rest of your day.

 

On the plus side, you can edit your custom title yourself.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Huh. That's useful. Now I won't have to bother Jingus and Tom all the time.