Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 It's just Nova and AJ Styles now. Nova executes the Spin Doctor for a two count. AJ gets out of a Nova move, and AJ German Suplexes Nova for a two count. A faceplant by Styles isn't good enough to merit a three. T-Bone Tazplex by Nova from the top rope. Nova pins AJ Styles to win the match at around probably 18 minutes or so. *** 3/4. Really good spotfest. They cut over to Jeremy and Mark Madden, who is as fat as ever, who say nothing important. Well, that match was worth $5.00 of the $20 I paid tonight.
Guest Frankie Williams Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Hey....did'ja know that Nova isnt a cartoon character anymore?
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 bps, I'm really surprised by this PPV so far. I'm doing a recap for a newsletter as a favor, so that's why I'm doing this kind of recapping throughout it. Is there anyout else out there watching the PPV, or even just viewing our comments, who wants to join in the conversation?
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 They're WHAT?ing Bret HART!
Guest Flair5000 Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Shark Boy is biting Mamaluke on the ass. LOL! Shark Boy is great. Thanks for the updates guys, it sounds good.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Bret Hart comes out, and some fans use the "What?" on him at first. He goes through what you'd expect him to say. "I never thought I'd be in a wrestling ring again." "There's a lot of young guys in the back." Bret announces that the "Space Cowboy" Randy Savage isn't going to be here, so the Commisioner (him) must select the right guy for the main event. Bret jokes, "It's not going to be me. I wish." Brian Christopher will face Jeff Jarrett for the WWA World Title. Wow, that should SUCK. Bret is messing up with saying "WWA" constantly, and Bret brings up September 11th. Shut up you EVIL CANADIAN! Wait, he's an EVIL NORTH AMERICAN according to what he considers himself.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 It was refreshing to see something different. AJ Styles is Awesome. As long as the rest of the show comes off decent I'll be very happy.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Bret Hart: "I hope they take Osama Bin Laden and kick his fu... frikkin' ass." Wow, that was really cheap. Backstage, a guy dressed up like Hulk Hogan, is talking to the Hardcore midgets. "Hogan:" "I've dropped 700 pound men with my legdrops." LOL, at least they make fun of what happened a week ago. He's actually the "Funkster." Wait a second! THAT'S ALLAN FUNK! WHAT THE HELL? The midgets throw thrashcans at each other and chase each other. What is Allan Funk doing? And here's Reno, out for the next match.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 I like Reno. Alan Funk looks bigger than Hogan does lately. They should have pulled Eddie out of the three way and had Eddy vs. JJ and let Psychosis and Guerrera tare the house down 1 on 1
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Reno vs. Alan "The Funkster" Funk.- Borash: "And what'cha gonna do when the Funkster has a personality disorder?" Hey, it's the battle of guys released by the WWF when they were down in the HWA. Funk seriously looks just like Hogan here, besides for Funk wearing his usual orange and purple tights. Funk repeatably clotheslines Reno, and follows it up with a move where he picks Reno up for a powerbomb, then just drops him over his head. Funk rips off the T-Shirt! Bodyslam from Funk gets a two count. Reno drops Funk on the top rope, and sends him to the outside of the ring. Gutwrench suplex by Reno gets a two count. This match is pretty uneventful. Reno with a T-Bone. Borash, noticing that the match sucks, tells Madden to say what he's been doing in the past year. "Drinking, sitting on the couch, watching TV." Notice how he left out "eating lots of Taco Bell." Reno puts Funk in a sleeper. Funk is FUNKING UP! That doesn't last song, as Reno Tazplexes Funk for a two count. Funk Funks Up again, but Reno once again takes him out. Roll The Dice by Reno, who goes to the top rope. Okay, the second rope. He jumpts off, and Funk boots him. Big boot by Funk! Piledriver by the Funkster. Ears to the crowd! BIG LEGDROP. 1-2-3. *. Crappy match, but with an entertaining gimmick by Alan Funk.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Madden: "I hope Vince Russo doesn't come out now and call The Funkster a piece of garbage." Hah! A limo pulls up, and six women get out, followed by Scott Steiner. Disco Inferno out, and says that he's supposed to be facing Brian Christopher tonight, and he should be in the main event. He decides to issue an open challenge. He'll sit in the announce booth until someone answers his challenge. Madden and Disco have a war of words, and these guys are great when they yell at each other.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Madden: "Hey, where's your duck?" HAH! Native Blood vs. Kronic- So much for Billy & Chuck's parents, Lodi and Lenny. Madden: "I gotta admit, Kronic's good. But I don't know if they can beat White Wolf and Strongbow." Madden's great for semi-shoot comments like that. I don't know who is who in the Navajo tag team, but who cares, because it won't last long. They powerslam the one guy onto the other. Clark flies onto one of the guys, making me question why they didn't pull out something like that before they got fired by the WWF. Shitty full nelson slam by Adams. I'm seriously just checking my mail during this match. Madden: "Big double dropkick by the Young Bloods." That was great, though three people probably got it. Okay, end the match nwo. This is seriously at the five minute mark. Meltdown to... the one guy. The... second guy comes in. The... one guy gets thrown outsuide the ring. High Times to the... second guy. 1-2-3. Madden: (sucking his breath in) "Ohh wow man." 1/2*. Crap that should've been a two minute squash. Terry Taylor (Rooster!) is backstage with one of the midgets. The Psycho Dward scares Taylor away, and cuts an 80's promo saying that his ultimate goal in life is to destroy every midget. He then belts out a "God Bless America" for good measure. The WWA Girls (or whatever) come out to do a dance. And they really suck at dancing. April 14th, the Erruption, will be coming from Austrailia. Midget Killer vs. Tito- Midget Killer attacks Tito on the outside of the ring, and they brawl around the ring. Disco: "Do you know what kind of a buyrate we can get if one of these midgets kill the other one." Tito puts the trashcan on Midget Killer, and then smacks it with a chair. Tito goes off the top rope with a splash onto Midget Killer. "Fly midget, fly!" Madden: "If anyone dies, and we have to cremate them, I have a Bic Lighter." The two midgets brawl around some more, and Midget Killer is placed on the bottom rope. Facebuster by Teal, with a chair under Killer's face! These guys are just as short as Max Mini. Powerslam by Midget Killer gets two. Jackhammer by Midget Killer. Madden: "You know, I've been waiting for this since the Viagra on a Pole Match in WCW." Midget Killer puts Tito in a "Midget Tamer," as said by Madden. Ten punches in the corner (with Tito standing on the second rope). Tito tries a Frankensteiner, but Midget Killer powerbombs him. The announcers are just discussing different ways the two midgets can kill each other at this point. Tito throws Midget Killer face first into the trashcan. Tito tires a Swanton Bomb, but Killer moves out of the way. Why is this match lasting so long? Disco: "Were these guys oompa loompas?" Midget Killer pulls a bag full of THUMBTACKS out from under the ring. Don't tell me the midgets are going through the thumbtacks. Midget Killer drops Tito face first onto the thumbtacks to win the match. DUD. Could've been funny if it was a two minute match, but they made it way to long. Scott Steiner's music hits, and Steiner comes out to confront the midgets. He throws the both of them into the ring. Stiff suplex onto Midget Killer. Steiner powerslams Tito over the top rope and onto a camera guy. Time to hear Steiner mumble incoherently. Steiner talks about busting a pink pony. Seriously, at least that's what it seems. Steiner says he's going to kick someone's ass. The announcers retreat, as Steiner throws Disco into the ring. Steiner beats the crap out of Disco. Disco gets a short reign of offense, but Steiner belly-to-belly suplexes him. Disco blows a spot by stopping short when jumping off the second rope, but Steiner quickly hits another belly-to-belly. Elbowdrop, followed by a Belly-To-Belly Superplex. Steiner Recliner to Disco, and his music hits. Not even a match, but like everything else tonight, they stretched it out to long. Madden: "The last time I saw Juventud Guerrera he was fighting over six cops naked." And that's a SHOOT. WWA International Cruiserweight Champion Psicosis vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. Eddie Guerrero- This should kick so many forms of ass. Quick high flying shit to start, with Psicosis immediatly planchaing onto both Juvi and Eddie. Back in the ring, Psicsois goes off the top with a spin kick. Facebuster by Psicosis gets two. This match is a much slower, more technically sound version of the first match. It's also one of the three way matches where you're supposed to make a tag, but the rule seems to be abandoned as Juvi runs back into the ring when Psicosis runs shoulder first into the corner. Top Rope Frankensteiner by Juvi gets a two count. Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker on Juvi, and Eddie continues to beat on Psicosis. Eddie goes for a cover, and Juvi drops a Top Rope Legdrop on Eddie.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Damn SmarkBoard. It always seems to go down during PPVs.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Guerrero shoots on the word What?! classic. "Is that the extent of your vocabulary. JERRY LYNN?
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 WHAT? Jerry Lynn is out here!!! WWA International Cruiserweight Champion Psicosis vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. Eddie Guerrero- This should kick so many forms of ass. Quick high flying shit to start, with Psicosis immediatly planchaing onto both Juvi and Eddie. Back in the ring, Psicsois goes off the top with a spin kick. Facebuster by Psicosis gets two. This match is a much slower, more technically sound version of the first match. It's also one of the three way matches where you're supposed to make a tag, but the rule seems to be abandoned as Juvi runs back into the ring when Psicosis runs shoulder first into the corner. Top Rope Frankensteiner by Juvi gets a two count. Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker on Juvi, and Eddie continues to beat on Psicosis. Eddie goes for a cover, and Juvi drops a Top Rope Legdrop on Eddie. Pumphandle facebuster by Juvi, and Psicosis comes in to take Juvi out. Eddie backdrops Psicosis. These three guys are doing some general stuff now, and seem to be seriously mailing it in. Juvi low blows Eddie. Dropkick from the top by Juvi onto Psicosis. This match is getting blander by the minute, as nothing remotely interesting is happening. Juvi and Psicosis suplex Eddie to the floor. Faceplant by The Juice onto Psicosis gets a two count. We get some teasing for the blatantly copied "Triple German Suplex/Sleeper" moves that ECW did in 1994. Top Rope Superplex by The Juice on Eddie. Psicosis then goes off the top rope with a Legdrop that hits both men. Psicosis covers, but it only gets a two. I remember when Psicosis beat La Parka with a Top Rope Legdrop. Yeah, where the fuck is La Parka? Spinning DDT by The Juice on Psicosis gets a two. Eddie drops Psicosis off the top rope, and Frog Splashes him. 1-2-3. Eddie wins the title. Eddie takes the microphone, and yells at the crowd for using "What?" Eddie says that he knows that he's had personal problems, but starting tonight, he's going to start making himself heard. Jerry Lynn comes out to the ring.... **. Ultra weak match.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Jerry Lynn comes out to the ring. What is he doing here? Vince didn't release him. Lynn takes eyedrops to his eyes, making fun of Eddie's drug problems. Lynn says that he got all his opportunities on the "Guerrero family name alone." Lynn brings up how they don't want to hear Eddie's problems, and they came here to escape their own. Yeah Bret Hart, take that message. Eddie slaps Lynn down, and Lynn jumps Guerrero. Eddie and Lynn are bralwing around the outside of the ring. Lynn slaps Guerrero in the stomach with the belt, and Lynn plants him with the Cradle Piledriver. When did Lynn get released from his WWF Contract. I can't believe this shit.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Yes! Time for Devon "Crowbar" Storm vs. Sabu. Lets hope Sabu doesn't suck like he has in the past couple years. Whoa, Bill Alphonso's here too.
Guest Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 When did Lynn get released from his WWF Contract. I can't believe this shit. A better question might be, will the WWF even notice he's gone? Who will job on Jakked now?
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Devon Storm vs. Sabu (w/Bill Alphonso)- Just what we need, that annoying whistle going off the whole match. Sabu and Storm go after each other's legs to start. Storm's jumping elbow gets two. Storm flips over Sahbu, and executes a German Suplex. Sabu jumps on the second ring rope, and flips off with a kick. Sabu and Storm begin to fight outside the ring. Storm and Sabu really blow a move, where Storm tried to suplex Sabu back into the ring from the metal steps, but Storm falls off the steps, and Sabu just lands on the apron. Sabu jumps onto Storm. Sabu is busted open. Back in the ring, Storm begins to stand up, but when he realizes Sabu is going for a slingshot legdrop, he immediatly lays back down. Damn, these guys are off tonight. Camel clutch by Sabu. Northern Lights Suplex by Storm only gets two. Chinlock time. Back suplex, rope splash, and a moonsault only get two for Storm. To the outsie, where Sabu delivers a jumping kick off of the steel steps. Alphonso sets up a table. Devon front suplexes Sabu on the steps. They blow another fucking spot, as Devon tries to subset flip Sabu through the table, but the two just fall onto the fall. Sabu sets Devon up on the table, but Devon pulls Sabu fof of the apron. Jeremy accidently calls Storm "Crowbar." Nice one. Sabu with a top rope legdrop onto Storm, who is hanging through the seocnd rope. Sabu throws a chair at Storm's head. Triple Jump Moonsault by Sabu. Storm drop toe holds Sabu onto the chair. Storm DVD's Sabu onto a chair, but Sabu kicks out. Match is just spot, rest, spot, at this point. Interesting move where Storm picks up Sabu and the chair, and bodyslams Sabu onto it. Tumbleweed legdrop on Sabu, who has a chair on his face. Two count. Storm planchas onto Sabu outside the ring. This match sucks. Big splash by Crowbar. Twenty seconds later, Storm drops Sabu throat first on the guardrail. Storm sets up two chairs, and the two almost blow another spot which ends with Sabu suplexing Storm onto the two chairs. Arabian facebuster gets a two. A bloddied Sabu goes to the top rope. Storm throws the chair at Sabu's face, and he falls to the outside of the ring. Sabu DDTs Storm on the floor, as Alphonso drapes the table against the guardrail. Sabu jumps off a chair, to the outside of the ring, and sends Storm through the table. Back in the ring, ignoring psychology, Storm executes a Mindbender for two. Top rope splash gets another two. Sabu comes back (once again) with a dropkick. End the God Damn Match! Storm goes for a back suplex off the top rope, but Sabu body presses him. Sabu and Storm blow a simple move with Sabu being crotched on the top rope, as Sabu fell before Storm touched him. And the picture messes up for a few seconds. Alphonso pulls the ref out of the ring when Storm goes for the win. Sabu baseball slides, and hits Storm with a couple chair shots. Back in the ring, this abortion of a match continues. Alphonso accidently hits Sabu with a chair, and Storm rolls Sabu up for the win. *. The match was spot, rest, spot, rest. I expected a lot more from these two, and they just sucked, blowing spots left and right.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Lenny is in the back, saying "Owww! That hurts." You think he's being ass fucked by a bald Lodi, but Lodi is stitching up Lenny's tights. Hah hah. Not funny. Mark Madden is waddling in the ring, and he introduces Larry Zbysko, who I prefer to refer as Larry Crisco. Larry talks about his career, with the fans yelling "What?" after everything he says. Larry talks about Vince McMahon Sr., then calls Vince McMahon Jr. a "bitter, resentful man who doesn't like professional wrestlers." What's the point of this? Just so they can make fun of Vince for no apparent reason? Larry says he should've stretched Vince 20 year ago. He says it's not his fault that business is down, and it's not his fault that Chris Jericho is too short to become a super dooper star. Fuck you Larry. He says that Vince needs to accept his challenge, and his first class plane ticket to stand across the ring from him. Larry leaves the ring. This show is really giving me a headache.
Guest goodhelmet Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 hey Gigolo, you and I are watching the same PPV. Solid opener with subpar wrestling ever since. I think you are being too generous with the Sabu-Storm matchup, *!!??!?!?! Did they even hit a spot correctly. Sabu is a thing of the past and this match shows why he shouldn't be wrestling for a major company. As for the cruiser 3way, I was mad upset. They were blowing spots left and right as well. And what the hell is Eddy doing in a cruiser match when he has more star power and talent than friggin Jerry's Kid!
Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 man i heard THE CAT was back....id pop if he came to the wwf....i was always a mark for him, espically when he shot on mark madden and called him fat.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Lenny and Lodi vs. Rick Steiner and Ernest Miller - "Lodi Rulz" "We R Not Billy & Chuck. We R Funny." "WWW.LODIPAGE.COM." "Imitated But Not Innovated." Some nice shoot signs by Lodi here. Rick Steiner's coming out now. And just when I thought my headache wasn't that bad. And his tag partner is Ernest Miller. My God. Madden: "I know he's gonna call me fat, I just know it." Miller looks like he's aged ten years in the year we haven't seen him. Miller says he'll kiss Madden's fat ass if he doesn't win. "I knew he was going to call me fat. Like my mother doesn't do it enough." I turn my head, and Miller kicks Lenny to win the match. Miller than attacks Madden, who falls on top of Borash. That's it, Borash is crushed now. Miller then comes back, and starts choking Mark. DUD. Besides for Madden getting the crap kicked out of him, was this even worth flying out those four guys? Yes GoodHelmet, after the first match, this show has sucked.
Guest Nevermortal Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Larry says he should've stretched Vince 20 year ago. He says it's not his fault that business is down, and it's not his fault that Chris Jericho is too short to become a super dooper star. Fuck you Larry. He says that Vince needs to accept his challenge, and his first class plane ticket to stand across the ring from him. Larry leaves the ring. This show is really giving me a headache. Like Vince McMahon gives a fuck about Larry Z. Larry, if you are still pissed about Y2J calling himself "The Living Legend", then maybe you should've trademarked it...dumbass.
Guest goodhelmet Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Man, call this shit the Titanic cos it is going down fast. Surprisingly, Mark Madden is not getting on my nerves but cut Borash's mic already! I thought Rick Steiner was in Japan. Also, the booking here is worse than the WWF at times. OK. You are gonna squash Lenny and Lodi. Both Steiners did nothing so why don't you have them reunite and do the squash. It would make sense. If you are gonna fly in the Cat then why wasn't he the one who attacks Disco. The Cat and Rick Steiner could possibly be the wworst tag team ever!!! For that train wreck of a cruiser title match, put Lawler in their and maybe Eddy-Jarrett could have given us a solid main event. I'm glad this shit is for free cos if you spent money on it, I would demand a refund!
Guest Army Eye Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 that Zbyszko crap sounds really pitiful. They would be falling all over themselves to sign Jericho to WWA
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 WWA World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett vs. Brian Christopher- Christopher is using Too Cool's WWF music. After Larry's comments on McMahon, I'm surprised Vince doesn't sue the WWA now. I'm pretty much just waiting for a Scott Steiner run-in. Brian Christopher proves to us why he was rarely given mic time in the WWF, as he tells everyone that Jarrett doesn't suck, but he swallows. But to swallow it, you have to suck it first. Nice logic. Jarrett hiptosses Christopher, and struts. The two stall forever until they actually start to wrestle. Christopher hiptosses Jarrett, and then clotheslines Jeff to the outside. Baseball slide to Jarrett. Brian rolls Jeff up; only a two count. Neckbreaker gets two. They're brawling in the crowd now since they realize that they can't wrestle a good match. Jarrett throws a beer into Christopher's face. Christopher goes crotch first into the turnbuckles. Nothing's happening, and this is emphasized by Jarrett putting Christopher in the sleeper. Zzzzz... Christopher enzuguris Jarrett. Christopher goes for a pin, but Jarrett puts his foot on the ropes. Christopher does the same move successfully that Sabu and Storm blew earlier, a sunset flip into a powerbomb. Christopher accidently superkicks the referee. Christopher drops a chair, and not a folding chair (like a hard chair that you'd sit in at school), on Jarrett's back. Back in the ring, Christopher executes the Hip Hop Drop. No referee though. Jarrett hits Christopher witht he guitar. The referee goes to cover, but Slick Johnson pulls the other ref out of the ring. The referees begin to punch each other, and Jarrett throws 0one of them to the outside. Jarrett brings his belt into the ring, and goes to hit Christopher with it. He ducks, and Christopher goes to piledrive Jarrett onto it. Jarrett low blows Christopher, and hits The Stroke. Jarrett wins the match. DUD. Boring match that just reeked of Russo booking. And with that, the show is over. No Steiner run-in, no exciting conclusion, jackshit. The PPV, admittingly, sucked. The opening match was great, Alan Funk was funnny, the shoot comments were good, but the rest of the card was horrible. I mean, matches that should've been quick and painless (Kronic, midgets) were made too long, and then the Three Way and the Hardcore Match ended up sucking due to the guys just totally blowing spots and mailing it in. The whole PPV is worth $12.00, not $20.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Maybe it was just because I miss JJ...but I enjoyed his match. It wasn't good...but I enjoyed it.
Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 why in the hell would u spend half the show attacking the WWF and "sports entertainment" god every promotion that tries to start the first thing they do is attack the wwf and vince. It makes them look bush league from the start, and ur right the WWA would shit itself if they could even sign a guy like booker T,nonetheless jericho. God at least have a tv deal or some sort of creditblity before attacking a promotion that is far far ahead than u are. And on a side note.....this server really suck....its been down twice tonight, god if they cant handle wwa ppv traffic then they should probably go back to EZ board. I understand them working out the kinks and all....but its been a month...and the sever still sucks.
Guest goodhelmet Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 "The whole PPV is worth $12.00, not $20." That's way too much. maybe .60 cents. OK, can you imagine how much more suck would have appeared if Savage and Road Dogg would have appeared. All of you hoping for Poppa Pump to head to the WWF, watch his act here. He is DONE! The WWF would be better served getting the Lesnar or Waterman kid (whichever one looks like Steiner) and prepping him for a monster run. The Steiners were great in the early 90's. They suck now, period. The cruiser 6way reminded me of why I want a cruiser division in the WWF. The 3way cruiser match reminded me of why it may never happen. Juvi and Psicosis are done. Maybe it was just a bad night but I've heard juvi has been really subpar lately. Jerry Lynn vs. Eddy sounds great but the has-beens hangin around the top do not make me enthusiastic about the next show.
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