OAOAST IntenselyHeldDOWN~! 8/19/02

[Guest GreenMist]

THE PYRO HITS, THE MUSIC PLAYS…IT’S TIME TO BE…INTENSELY HELD DOWN!!

 

Reject Vs. Some Guy Vs. Green Mist

 

"Sexy Boy" hits as Some Guy makes his way to the ring. His music dies down as "Medicine Man" starts up and Green Mist comes down to the ring. As Mist is about to enter the ring, Reject comes through the crowd, enters the ring, and nails SG from behind. Mist gets in the ring and the match is underway.

 

Reject pushes SG into the corner, but he turns it around and delivers a chop to Reject. Mist pushes SG out of the way and delivers his own. SG pushes him out of the way, etc. until SG tosses Mist out of the ring and irish whips Reject to the far side. SG runs at Reject, but Reject gets out of the way and as SG charges into nothing, Reject rolls him up for a quick 2. Mist re-enters the ring on a springboard hurricanrana into a roll-up on Reject for 2. SG runs over and hits a dropkick to the head of Mist and covers for 2. Reject hits a german suplex on SG, but Mist breaks up the count. Mist hits a stiff kick to the gut of Reject and looks for another, but Reject catches his leg. Mist hits an enziguiri. He irish whips Reject, but SG spears Mist out of the way. SG waits for Reject, but Reject hits a sunset flip for 2. Reject goes over to Mist and puts the boots to him. SG joins in and they irish whip Mist into the opposite corner and hit a double flapjack on the rebound. They irish whip Mist and hit a double back bodydrop and follow up with stereo elbow drops. They slap each other high fives, but as SG turns around, Reject knees him in the back knocking him to the outside. He covers Mist quickly but only gets a 2. SG tries to reenter off the top rope, but Reject runs, jumps onto the second rope, and quickly hits a dropkick knocking SG back to the outside. As he turns around, Mist nails him with a superkick and covers for 2. Mist hits a standing moonsault, but SG pulls him to the outside and throws him into the guardrail. SG enters the ring and covers Reject for 2. SG notices Mist recovering and runs to the ropes and comes over with a suicide plancha, but Mist nails him with the good old fashioned GREEN MIST~!

 

Both men go down. As they get up, Reject comes at them with a baseball slide, but hits no one and gets a kick to the head from Mist. SG and Mist reenter the ring. Mist quickly runs to the opposite side of the ring and comes off the ropes with a dropkick. He covers for 2. He sets up SG in the corner and irish whips him, but gets reversed. As SG comes at him, Mist elevates himself and applies the TARANTULA~! Mist climbs to the top rope and waits on SG. Mist comes off the top but SG meets him with the Some Kick. He sets him up and hits the Some Driver. SG looks for the cover, but Reject breaks it up and tosses SG out of the ring. He covers quickly and gets the 1...2....3! Reject quickly leaves the ring and runs down the aisle and when he's a clear distance away, turns around, and raises his arms in victory before disappearing behind the curtain.

 

Winner: Reject!

 

 

::Meanwhile outside in the parking lot a Security Guard stops a car...

 

Security-'Can I see your Parking pass?'

 

Driver-'I don't have one, nor do I need one!'

 

Securtiy-'You need a pass to get into the parking lot.'

 

Driver-'Don't you know who I am?'

 

Securtiy-'No your not familiar.'

 

Driver-'How can you not recognise the first ever TWO TIME! TWO TIME!

OAOAST World Champion?!?!'

 

Security-'Huh? Could you step out of the vehicle?'

 

The driver climbs out of the car. The Security Guard starts to frisk the driver...

 

...WHAM! The Driver hits the EndOfTheLine on the Security Guard, shouts 'BANG!' and runs off!...

 

JR-'Hold on?!? That was Caboose! BAH GAWD CABOOSE IS BACK!'::

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest GreenMist]

EvenflowDDT Vs. Vinny Smack

 

As we come back from a commercial break, evenflowDDT and Alison are already in the ring.

 

evenflowDDT (meekly): Hey guys, I hope you didn't miss me too much last week. The important thing is I'm doing better now ::crowd pops::. To get back in the scheme of things, I signed myself for a match tonight against...

 

Green Day's "Basket Case" plays over the loud speaker, and evenflowDDT smiles, not because of who accompanies the music, but because Green Day is his favorite band.

 

Vinny Smack: You're facing me, OAOAT's next superstar, Vinny Smack! I know you're not at a hundred percent, so I'll go easy on you. I'll pin you in two minutes instead of three, a'ight?

 

Vinny Smack has a grin of his own, but evenflowDDT smiles even wider, and turns to Alison.

 

evenflowDDT: Little bugger's got quite the mouth, doesn't he?

 

Vinny Smack drops the mic and gives evenflowDDT a fierce haymaker right in the injured ribs, and the match is on! evenflowDDT gasps, doubles over, and hits the floor, and Vinny covers for 1...2...evenflow kicks out! Vinny's not gonna end this one as early as he thought! evenflow gets up, but Vinny floors him with another clothesline. Vinny picks up evenflow, and rams him back-first into the turnbuckle, and delivers a series of shoulder-blocks right to evenflow's injured ribs. Alison grabs Vinny's legs, causing him to break off the attack and give evenflow some much needed recovery time. He coughs up some blood (apparently he's in much worse condition than he thought), and pulls in a desperation school-boy, even putting his feet on the ropes, but Vinny still kicks out!

 

evenflowDDT picks up Vinny Smack, and gives him a capture suplex and series of snap suplexes. evenflowDDT tries for a power-bomb, but Vinny flips out and crushes evenflow with a face-buster on the way down! He goes to the top rope and delivers a devastating leg-drop right into evenflow's ribs. evenflow is red in the face and looks to be out cold. Vinny covers for 1...2...Alison puts evenflow's foot on the ropes, then pulls him out of the ring and starts comforting him! It's unclear whether she's more concerned with his well-being, or him winning the match. The ref begins a ten-count, as Vinny stands angry and ready in the ring. By seven, Vinny has had enough, and, to the ref's chagrin, steps out of the ring, pulling Alison away by the hair and tossing evenflow back in the ring.

 

This seems to have given evenflow the emotional fuel to run the rest of the match, as he delivers a swinging neckbreaker and stomps viciously at the neck, stopping to hold his chest and catch his breath. Vinny goes for a piledriver, which evenflow reverses into a back-body drop, but Vinny holds onto the legs and turns it into a Sunset Flip for 1...2...evenflow just gets the shoulder up! evenflow gives Vinny a Jawbreaker, and locks in the Crippler Crossface, but Vinny struggles and just as he looks to tap out, delivers a stiff elbow to evenflow's chest, forcing him to roll off and break the hold. Both men are down, with evenflow first to his feet. He signals for the "Dilemma" DDT, and as Vinny gets up, is met with a boot to the chest, but instead of delivering the move, evenflowDDT remembers the "terrible thing" he did to Sandman, and breaks down in tears. Vinny takes advantage of the opportunity, and shoves evenflow into the corner, delivering the Diamond Death Cutter for 1...2...3! The crowd boo's wildly as Vinny taunts them and Alison pulls evenflow out of the ring. The crowd pops as Zack comes down and helps evenflow to the back, but quickly boos again as "Basket Case" hits and Vinny gloats some more over his huge first win

 

Winner: Vinny Smack!

 

::Evenflow walks backstage looking dejected after his loss, he steps around a corner...

 

...SPLAT! Caboose nails Evenflow with the EndOfTheLine! Caboose gets up shouts 'BANG!' at the camera and runs off!...::

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest GreenMist]

We're back, and BPP has an important match announcement for Excessive

Force from the Commissioner's office!

 

 

 

The camera shows a functional, office-like environment, with a replica

of the TV-title, a picture of Celes, and various pieces of artwork of

OaOasT wrestlers in the background.

 

 

 

BPP: At Excessive Force, the X-title will be defended by the current

champion, SuperStar. This will be his greatest test yet, and his

opponent is.

 

 

 

BPP takes a deep breath…

 

 

 

BPP: Me. If he wants this title to be hotly contested, then let me be

the first of the so-called Big Boys to give him a run for his money.

Superstar, train hard, take your vitamins, and prepare to meet

Finality soon. I'm going to show that I can hang with anyone here,

and this office job will NOT lessen my threat in the ring. You…you're

to be the first example. Ladies and Gentleman, this match will tear

the roof off the building, and go down as one of the greatest

matches…ever. See you then.

 

 

 

Fade to Black

 

 

 

::We cut to the back, with an extreme closeup on the back of the new Big

Poppa Popick t-shirt. The camera zooms out to reveal it's actually the back

of THE SUPERSTAR, with the OAOAST X Title over his shoulder. Michael Cole is

standing next to him.::

 

MC: Superstar? Uh, Superstar? I'd like to have a word with you...if you don't

mind.

 

::Superstar turns around, with a cocky smirk on his face as the crowd pops::

 

SS: Sure Cole, just make it quick. I have stuff to do.

 

MC: Right. About this rumor going around that BPP signed himself into facing

you for your X-Division championship at Excessive Force! How do you feel

about that?

 

SS: Cole, I'm not stupid. Why do you think I'm wearing this t-shirt? Because

it's trendy? Because it's the #3 seller on OAOASTShopzone.com? No, it's

because...I like Popick. I love Popick. He's the commish. He's powerful. He's

high-class. He kicks ass. But most of all, he's my opponent for Excessive

Force.

 

Popick, you have a great list of accomplishments. I mean, you won an amazing

Glass Ceiling Ladder Match...you pulled off the grand scheme with Caboose to

screw over Anglesault...you retired Angle-plex (well, for a month

anyway)...and of course, you're the commish. But let me ask you one thing.

You actually think you have what it takes to beat me for the X-Title? Well

actually, you probably could. It's because you're one of the greatest

wrestlers ever. I mean, you have the Fallen Angel, the Overdriver...you've

put dozens of opponents away. Hell, you put me away too. Remember back two

months ago...say, June 24th? That's when I had my best match in the OAOAST,

against you. You pinned me. Clean. Sure, it was by the skin of your teeth,

but you beat me. And you're *such* a great wrestler, there's a chance you'll

do it again.

 

At Excessive Force, I'll be facing my hero, Big Poppa Popick. It's going to

be a hell of a match, but you know what they say...may the best man win.

 

::Superstar walks off as the camera fades out on a bewildered Michael Cole::

 

 

::Taped from earlier this week::

 

Sandman9000 is lying his a hospital bed. His entire torso is covered in bandages, as well as his badly cut left arm. Various IV’s are hooked up to Sandman, as he is bed-ridden and not allowed to have solid food. However, he is allowed to speak.

“So, this is the price I pay. This is the price I pay for my failed revenge. This is what happens to me whenever I try to do something and try to succeed instead of fail. I end up in a hospital room, with half my @#%$ body bandaged up, with tubes stuffed up my ass, and some dumbass nurse telling me I can’t eat @#%$.

“What do you want to say, that I enjoyed the entire match? That I enjoyed being drug through broken glass and having a 2 inch gash being cut into my arm? That I enjoyed being driven head-first through 50 lightbulbs? Because I didn’t like it. It hurt like motherfucking hell. It’s never fun having glass smashed into your body. Ask Evenflow, ask him how he felt after this match, but I can guaranfuckintee you that he felt a hundred times better then I felt!

“I am not Jesus Christ! I will not be the one who will suffer for Evenflow’s sins! He has not been punished for his betrayal! 200 lightbulbs? 200 lightbulbs is nothing!

 

Sandman stands up on top of his bed, grabs two lightbulbs out of the ceiling, and smashes both bulbs over his head! Blood starts to trickle down his face.

 

“Do you really think that 200 lightbulbs is the worst match I have in my arsenal? You don’t even want to know what I am going to do to you at Excessive Force. You don’t even want to know the pain and suffering you are going to go through, until you have been properly punished!

“I HEARD YOU LITTLE SPEECH, ABOUT HOW YOU WISH EVERYTHING WAS OVER!”

 

Sandman grabs the camera, and shoves his bloody face into the lens.

 

“IT’S NOT OOOOVVVVEEEERRRR, UNTIL I SAY IT’S OOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

Nurses and doctors rush into the room, as Sandman is taken down and injected with a tranquilizer. A janitor is called to clean up the glass and blood, as Sandman is strapped into his bed and taken to a more private location.

 

Back at the arena, Bill Watts turns the TV off. He takes a sip of his water, sighs, and picks up the phone.

“Hello, Emily? This is Bill. Yeah, I saw what just happened. Yes, that boy is messed. Listen, I need you to do something. I need you to file a restraining order against Sandman9000, on behalf of EvenflowDDT. Yes, that’s right. Yeah, include Alison in there too. Listen, have it say that if Sandman9000 comes within 50 feet of EvenflowDDT or any of his associates, then Sandman9000 is to be arrested, and will be banned from the OAOAST forever! Yes, all of that. Don’t make me repeat myself. And, have this restraining order be active through September 15th. Yes, so that the restraining order ends September 16th. Yes, Emily, that is the day after Excessive Force! Yes, the restraining order will be active the day of the TV Special. That’s right. Uh huh. Whatever that madman has planned, I will have none of it!”

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest GreenMist]

OAOAST X-Title

Angle-Plex (challenger) vs. The SuperStar (Champion)

2/3 Falls

 

“Natural Born Killaz” hits as Angle-Plex makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos. After his loss at the hands of BPP, AP needs to get his career on the fast track again, and winning the X-Title would do that.

“Just Got Wicked” hits as The SuperStar makes his way out, with the X-Title held high above his head. SS won the belt at Ashes II Ashes, defeating ThunderKid, NazMistry, and Reject in a four-way elimination matchup. SS successfully defended the belt against Naz last week, and AP is his second defense.

Both men are in the ring, as the official rings the bell. Both men lock up, and AP backs SS into a corner. SS is looking for a clean break, but AP cheap shots SS with a palm strike to the nose. AP hits right hands while SS is stunned. AP whips SS into the opposite corner, charges in, and eats an elbow. SS goes for a clothesline, AP ducks, and kicks SS in the stomach when SS turns around. AP whips SS off the ropes, ducks his head, and eats a boot from SS. SS backs into the ropes, charges, and gets hip-tossed.

SS back up, and is taken down by AP with a forearm shot. AP covers, 1..SS kicks out. AP locks on a chinlock, but SS quickly fights his way to his feet. SS manages to shoot AP into the ropes, but AP rebounds and knocks down SS. AP runs the ropes, jumps over SS’s dropdown, comes back and is taken over by a SS hip toss. AP back up, and is armdragged by SS. SS locks on an armbar while AP looks for an escape.

AP manages to get to the ropes, forcing SS to release the hole. AP rolls out of the ring, but fails to notice SS step out onto the apron. AP turns around, as SS comes off the ring apron with a cross-body, taking AP down! SS goes over to the timekeeper’s table, and grabs the ringbell. SS measures AP, rushes and gets taken down with a drop-toe hold. AP tosses SS and the ring bell back into the ring.

Back inside, AP drops a leg and covers, 1..2….SS kicks out. AP goes to shoot SS into the ropes, SS reverses and backdrops AP! AP back up, and SS mows him down with a clothesline. AP back up, and SS mows him down with a clothesline again! AP tries to roll out of the ring, but SS grabs AP by the tights and drags him back into the ring.

AP is pulled to his feet, where he misses a wild swing. SS catches AP as he spins around, hooks him up, and plants him with a Brainbuster! SS goes up to the top, and plays to the crowd. SS then leaps off, but misses the SuperSplash as AP rolls out of the way!

AP grabs the ring bell as SS stands, holding his back. SS turns around, and is leveled by AP and the ring bell! AP brings SS to his feet, hooks him up, and delivers the ANGLE-PLEX! AP holds on, 1…2….3!

 

First Fall Winner: Angle-Plex @ 4:56

Via: Pinfall, Angle-Plex

 

The official signals for the second fall as AP is stomping away at a stunned SS. AP pulls SS to his feet and hits a brutal German suplex, holding onto the bridge, 1…2….SS kicks out. AP picks SS up and hits a second German, but doesn’t hold onto the bridge. AP grabs the ring bell and drops it on the mat. AP hooks SS up for a DDT, but SS reverses into a northern lights suplex, but AP spins and lands on his feet. AP misses a punch from behind, SS hooks AP up, and delivers an Upper Class onto the ring bell! SS covers, 1…2…3!

 

Second Fall Winner: SuperStar @ 6:23

Via: Pinfall, Upper Class on the ring bell

 

Both men have had their heads driven into the ring bell. SS makes his way to his feet first, and grabs the ring bell. He lines up AP, but AP ducks and SS misses, but doesn’t fall to his feet. However, he turns into a dropkick from AP, driving the ring bell into the face of SS! AP quickly covers, 1…2…SS kicks out!

AP positions the ring bell again and sets SS up for a piledriver, but SS counters with a low blow. SS stands and hooks AP up, and delivers the Star Power onto the ring bell! SS covers, 1..2…AP kicks out!

SS looks mad now, as he pulls AP up to his feet, and delivers the Star Power II onto the ring bell, the back of AP’s head meeting the steel hard! AP looks like he is out, while SS climbs to the top, jumps, and hits the SuperSplash! SS covers, 1…2…3!

 

Third Fall and Match Winner: SuperStar @ 8:51

Via: Pinfall, SuperSplash

 

SS has his X-Title after another successful defense, and is making his way up the ramp, holding his head. Who is going to challenge SS for the X-Title next?

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest GreenMist]

Michael Cole standing backstage with Big Poppa Popick

 

 

 

Michael Cole: BPP, we've heard the Board of Directors has been meeting

all this week in an attempt to reorganize. Can you comment on Tony's

status and as well as your newfound position as sole Commissioner?

 

 

 

Big Poppa Popick: Firstly, I want to commend the Board for their hard

work this week. Secondly, I am certain that the investigation

concerning Tony the Body will see him cleared. I've worked side by

side with him, and know he had nothing to do with CWM or the contract

signings. I fully expect for him to be back commentating at Excessive

Force. And, as for my position, I understand the responsibility, and

you'll see me working with the talent more and more. I also plan…what

the, hey, I thought you!

 

 

 

The man turns around.

 

 

 

Caboose: Hey man, it's been a long time.

 

 

 

BPP: Your voice sounds funny…

 

 

 

Caboose: It's a cold…

 

 

 

BPP: You're not Caboose

 

 

 

Caboose: Yes, I am positively Caboose!

 

 

 

BPP: Have you lost your mind?

 

 

 

Caboose: No…

 

 

 

BPP: You're NazMistry!

 

 

 

Caboose: No, I'm not…

 

 

 

BPP: Are too!

 

 

 

Caboose: Am not!

 

 

 

BPP kicks and stunners Caboose, whose wig pops off. It is NazMistry.

BPP looks confused, laughs and walks away. Naz begins to stir as the

camera goes back to Michael Cole.

 

 

 

MC: Folks, that's just crazy. Well, we didn’t get…

 

 

 

NazMistry comes back with the End Of the Line and then floats to the

camera, repositioning his wig.

 

 

 

NazMistry: That's right baby! I'm back, and it's back to the end of

the line for you….BANG!!!!

 

 

 

Naz hits the camera man with the End of the Line as well, and the

screen cuts black.

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest GreenMist]

::Positively Caboose is walking backstage when Buff Bagwell walks by with his mum Judy Bagwell. Buff and Judy start to laugh at Postively Caboose.

 

Positively Caboose-'Hey Bagwell!'

 

Both Buff and Judy turnaround...

 

DOUBLE WHAMMO! Positively Caboose nails a DoubleEndOfTheLine on the Bagwells! Positively Caboose gets up shouts 'DOUBLE BANG!' at the camera and runs off!::

 

Backstage, the ever-ready Michael Cole is standing by with the

"American Idol" himself, Zack Malibu.

 

 

 

MC:"Zack, last week, you finally lost your cool when Cowboy Bill Watts

confronted you. Tonight, you have to look past the screwjobs, and

forget about chasing down the World Title, because you have to face a

man you've never faced in singles competition, Treble Charged."

 

 

 

ZM:"Michael Cole, I'm not looking past tonight. Tonight is going to

be a ratings grabber! It's the first time that Zack Malibu locks up

with Turbo Charged in singles competition. Now, I know Treble Cleft

is a little weird, and I know he thinks that he's a hot @#%$ for

putting one over on Anglesault, but Trapping Claw, you don't know what

you're in for. You think that people want you making a name for

yourself? You, the man who, if I can borrow a phrase, is a little

"Cum-see, cum-sah"? I don't think so. And if you think that you're

going to try to screw me, you've got another thing coming. And I

don't mean the way that you normally like to screw members of the same

sex, like your pal CWM over there...I mean don't think you're going to

play the political game with me. Competition is at an all time high.

Survival of the fittest has never been more apparent. Triple Churned,

you're just another step on the stairway, another notch in my belt.

You think I'm looking past you, you're wrong. I'm looking right at

you, because I've got everything to gain and nothing to lose, and

that's going to be quite the test, not just for you, but for any other

people that opt to rival me. Despite Superstar's resigning, The In

Crowd has remained strong. Despite brutal beatings, EvenflowDDT

always pulls through to fight another day...and despite crooked

officials, jealous rivals, and insanely mismatched opponents, like

yourself, Zack Malibu's star keeps shining. I've got the look, the

talent, the drive and determination, and people here in the OAOAST

STILL think I'm undeserving? So now they've got to deal with the

Frankenstein syndrome.

 

 

 

MC:"Frankenstein syndrome, Zack?"

 

 

 

ZM:"Damn skippy. They created a monster...but can they destroy it?"

 

 

 

Zack walks off, as fans cheer. Michael Cole gives a "cut" signal, but

Zack runs back in, grabs the mic from him and says...

 

 

 

ZM:"I DON'T THINK SO!"

 

 

 

Zack tosses the mic back to Michael Cole, then walks off again, and

this time IZHD goes to commerical.

 

Treble Charged Vs. Zack Malibu

 

BRAND NEW LOW hits and Treble Charged comes down to the ring…carrying a tire iron behind his back. When the Ref turns his back TC slips it under the ring…SAVED BY THE BELL THEME hits and Zack Malibu enters the ring!

 

The bell rings and we are under way! The two men lock up, Treble with a go behind and a shot to the back of the head to daze Zack and then a German Suplex! Treble waits for Zack to stumble to his feet and hits a running fore arm, Zack gets up again and Treble goes for a clothesline but Zack ducks under, TC turns around right into a SCHOOL’S OUT SUPERKICK! 1…2… TC kicks out at 2.

 

Zack whips TC into the corner and follows him in with a Stinger Splash! Zack whips him into another corner and goes for the Stinger Splash but TC falls down and Zack hits his head on the Ring Post! TC covers 1…2…NO! TC goes for THE RED PLEX 1…2…NO! Zack kicks out at 2.9!

 

A frustrated TC goes outside for his hidden Tire Iron but Zack’s up and hits a baseball slide! Zack tosses TC back into the ring…Zack goes for the TRENDSETTER but TC kicks him low and rolls him up….TC HAS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! 1…2…3! TC books it before the ref can raise his hand.

 

Winner: Treble Charged

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest GreenMist]

TORNADO TAG: J2Jailbait/Jingus Vs. Eskimo/Popick

 

Popick and Eskimo are already in the ring. VERDI’S REQUIM hits and Jingus/Jailbait come down to the ring.

 

Jingus is going to start for his team. Popick seems to be telling Eskimo that he’ll start out but Eskimo isn’t responding or moving. All of a sudden Eskimo Grabs Popick and hits the BLIZZARD BOMB! Eskimo gets out of the ring and Jingus makes the cover 1…2…NO! Popick kicks out! Jingus shrugs to himself and hits the DEVIL BOMB! 1…2…3!

 

Winners: Jingus/Jailbait

 

After the match Eskimo and Jingus leave together while Jailbait looks confused and Popick lies unconscious.

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK (MAIN EVENT'S NEXT!)

[Guest GreenMist]

Non Title Match: Cobainwasmurdered Vs. Alfdogg

 

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT by NIRVANA hits and CWM comes down to the ring to a chorus of boo’s.

 

CWM: Right Now I’m going to prove to you all that I have what it takes to defeat Alfdogg. Right Now I’m going to show you he’s nothing more than a transitional ChamP! Right Now…

 

CWM’s mike cuts out and KONA CRUSH hits and the OAOAST champ Alfdogg hits the ring to tremendous applause. Alf grabs a mike.

 

Alf: Would you PLEASE shut the hell up!

 

An enraged CWM boots Alf in the stomach and hits Alf in the head with his mike. The bell rings, and CWM immediately takes advantage of the stunned Champion. Alf struggles to his knee only for CWM to dropkick him right in the face! CWM picks up Alf and hits a vertical suplex and then goes for the INSECTICIDE LOCK! Alf comes out of no where with a small package! 1…2…NO! CWM kicks out and quickly regains his feet. CWM picks up Alf and gives him THREE backbreakers!

 

On the last Backbreaker CWM holds Alf in place and stretches him on his knee’s until he hears Alf’s back start to snap. CWM pushes Alf off his knee and taunts Alf to the crowd’s displeasure. CWM picks Alf up for the torture rack but Alf slips out and hits a SUPERKICK knocking CWM to the mat! Alf using his second wind hits a STANDING ALFSAULT for two! Alf seizes the advantage and goes up top for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH! Alf soars through the air but CWM got his KNEES up! Both men lie on the mat out of it.

 

The ref starts the 10 count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…CWM starts to move…7…8…9…CWM rolls over on top of Alfdogg for a pinfall attempt! 1…2…NO! Alf manages to get his shoulder up JUST in time! CWM’s up and goes for the CONSPIRACY BOMB but Alf flips out of it and goes for a powerbomb of his own BUT YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB CWM! CWM hits a facebuster out of the powerbomb and then locks on a STEINER RECLINER (pretend it’s more effective than the real move guys)!

 

As Alf screams in plan CWM wrenches harder and harder putting more and more pressure on Alf’s already injured back. Alf reaching deep starts to power out but CWM brakes the hole long enough to jump down on Alf’s back crushing his comeback. CWM reaplies the hold but Alf ONCE AGAIN starts to power out! CWM goes to squash him again but ALF was ready and flipped over so his knees caught CWM in the crotch!

 

CWM bails to the outside, for a breather. A teenage fan wearing an Alfdogg shirt throws coffee on CWM and tries to jump the barrier. CWM lays a beating on the fan…but meanwhile Alf has regained his feet. Alf sees CWM on the outside he takes a running start…SPACE FLYING ALF DROP! HOLY @#%$~! CWM is down! ALF is down! The ref starts the 10 count but at 8 Alf gets up and rolls back in to break the count.

 

Alf goes back out and whips CWM into the STEEEEEL Stairs! Alf kicks the stairs out of the way, he picks CWM and goes to ram CWM’s head into the post, but CWM slips out and pushes Alf into the post! CWM pulls away the mat exposing the CONCRETE floor! CWM signals for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! He goes for it…but Alf struggles over him, now Alf’s in postion for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, but CWM reverses and this time he nails it! Alf is out cold! CWM picks Alf up and throws him back into the ring.

 

CWM looks out at all the young Alfdogg fans crying in their seats and fingers them! CWM goes for a cover 1…2…NO! 2.9! Alf kicked out! Alf Kicked out! CWM can’t believe it! An enraged CWM goes to the outside and reaches under the ring. He pulls out…A TIRE IRON! CWM gets back in the ring and winds up to nail Alf…the ref snatches it away from him! CWM grabs the Ref and gives him a POLLYCUTTER~!

 

CWM turns back to Alf…and is met with a kick to the balls! Alf IS UP! Alf seizes the stunned CWM and hits the TRIPLE POWERBOMB! The Fans count to three and past but the ref is out cold! Alf gets to his feet and wakes the ref up. But meanwhile CWM has regained his senses and he grabs the Tire Iron that the ref had dropped. When Alf turns around CWM nails him in the head with the tire iron!

 

CWM drags the ref over and pins Alf 1…2…3!!!!

 

Winner: cobainwasmurdered!

 

Post Match: CWM grabs Alf’s OAOAST Championship and runs away with it!

 

 

END OF SHOW~!

[Guest Tony149]

Damn. I'm a Mod, but I can't change the date to 19.

 

Let it be known this is the 8-19-02 IZHD.

 

8-19-02

[Guest GreenMist]

Yeah, sorry about that, again.