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Guest BookerTman
Posted

A friend showed me this today. He stumbled upon this "toy broom" at amazon.com and had a good laugh. Click on the link and read the customer reviews, they seem so oblivious to the real reason why their girls (even a 17 year old) are "playing" with the broom, and they play for hours, that it's hilarious. At least one person figured it out.

 

Amazon.com: Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

STOP WITH THE FARKING BROOM POSTS!!

 

ARGH!!!!

 

Oh wait, this isn't TotalFark..

 

I still posted it here last week..

Guest TheBlurricane
Posted
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

 

That is the best one. Hmmmm I wonder why so many 12 year old girls stay in their rooms for hours with this thing????

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Come on, it's obvious that all of those "my teenage daughter LOVES it!" posts are jokes and pranks.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

I hope that's the case, there's no way anybody with teenage daughters can be that stupid to think they wouldn't stick a vibrating broomstick you-know-where.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Let the record show that if I was a teenage girl, I probably would.

Guest TheBlurricane
Posted

Isn't the point of the toy to stick it between your legs?

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

I wouldn't use it in that manner, personally. The association with "Harry Potter" is a turnoff to me.

 

Huh.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

I'd like to read a real review of it

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

yet another reason that Harry Potter is evil (not because of the witchcraft thing) and will be the ruination of children everywhere if it's not stopped NOW

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

They were delivered yesterday; that's why I didn't post for 12 hours.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
They were delivered yesterday; that's why I didn't post for 12 hours.

hahaha, finally run out of batteries?

Guest cartman
Posted

see, theres always THAT reason to stick with the real thing rather than a "toy" :headbang:

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
No. Burned out the motors.

They didn't short out did they? I can see how that could be dangerous.

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted
see, theres always THAT reason to stick with the real thing rather than a "toy"

On the other hand, I can tolerate a motor's whine.

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted
No. Burned out the motors.

They didn't short out did they? I can see how that could be dangerous.

Nah. The turbines just wore out.

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