OAOAST IntenselyHeldDOWN~! 7/29/02

[Guest alfdogg]

Tonight, we are coming live to you from the lucious Mall of America in Minneapolis, Minnesota! We are two weeks away from Ashes 2 Ashes, and things are really begining to heat up!

 

Last week, Alfdogg shocking won the OAOAST World Championship from former stablemate, Caboose. Alf has requested time to reflect upon his first week as champion, and he is sure to have some interesting things to say!

 

However, Alf's title reign may be cut short! Angle-Plex has complained so much about how he was screwed out of his chance to win the #1 contendership spot last week, that he has been granted a title shot tonight! Could the man that put Big Poppa Popick out of commission possibly become the new OAOAST World Champion?

 

Speaking of BPP, he has disappeared from the hospital where he was staying? What has happened to the former member of the Deadly Alliance?

 

Other matches include #1 contender to the OAOAST World Championship, Zack Malibu, taking on Reject of the DA! NazMistry and ThunderKid sqaure off against each other in their first OAOAST singles match! Masked Mystery Eskimo and JINGUS square off, in a match that determines who picks the gimmick for their USTV Title match at A2A! The tag champions, Generation Never and Green Mist, defend against two mystery opponents! All this and so much more!

 

Tuck the kids into bed, and wake up Grandma, IZHD is going to be off da hook tonight!

 

Earlier today, evenflowDDT, Alison, Superstar, Zack Malibu, and the Masked Mystery Eskimo went to Underwater Adventures, the Great Mall's aquarium, but were kicked out after Derek, a bit tipsy, got into a fight with K.G. the octopus and hit on Dana the alligator gar. MME shrugged his shoulders and apologized, and the group split up, pledging to meet together at the food court later after the show.

 

Alison: Oh... MY GOD!!!!!111 I just can't believe it! evenflow... are we in Heaven?!

 

evenflowDDT: I'm always in Heaven when I look in your eyes.

 

Alison: Awww... if you think THAT'S passion, wait until what you see me in later, what with designer clothing stores and Victoria's Secrets on every floor.

 

evenflowDDT: Yea, well... I only have a couple of hours until my match. I still have to see what it is but... if we split up now, will you meet me before my match?

 

Alison: Of course I will, baby...

 

Alison kisses evenflowDDT then quickly dashes up the down escalator without hesitation, screams "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!" at the top of her lungs and disappears.

 

evenflowDDT: Wow, it's just a really really big... OH! Right! Well, I guess I have to find some way to kill t... nightclubs, Music Videos to Go, theaters... WHOA! Suncoast! Sweet... I bet it's a really big Suncoast too!

 

The pryo explodes, and the crowd erupts, as Intensely HeldDown is on the air! Tonight, we are live from the world famous Mall of America in Minneapolis, Minnesota, for what promises to be an unforgettable night of action! We are two weeks away from Ashes 2 Ashes!

 

Tonight, for the OAOAST World Championship, newly crowned champion Alfdogg, defends his title against Angle-Plex of the aWo! CobainWasMurdered will take on Big McLargeHuge, who has been absent from the OAOAST recently. #1 Contender to the OAOAST World Title, Zack Malibu, faces off against the newest member of the Deadly Alliance, Reject! Green Mist and Generation Never will defend their tag straps against two mystery opponents! Masked Mystery Eskimo against Jingus, in a preview of their Ashes 2 Ashes matchup! Plus, more!

 

“The Wall” hits, as OAOAST World Champion Alfdogg makes his way down to ringside! He is holding the OAOAST World Championship, which he won from former stablemate, the departed Caboose. Alfdogg has a microphone in his hands and is about to address the crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen, this week, well, has been an out of body experience. I mean, after I am forced to defeat my good friend, Caboose, for the OAOAST World Championship, well, everything has just been one big whirlwind. I mean, my phone has been ringing off the hook. Everyone, and I mean everyone, wants a piece of the new champ. However, I had to turn them all down. I turned down the chance to go on Live With Regis and Kelly, and give Regis the Five Star Alf Splash, and slap Kelly Ripa on her fine ass. I turned down the chance to nail David Letterman between his front teeth with my nunchucks. I turned down the chance to throw Carson Daly out of a building and onto Times Square. And why? Well, folks, I will tell you why, See…”

Pyro hits and "Natural Born Killaz" plays. Angleplex comes out, looking very pissed off.

“Alfdogg, why don't you shut your mouth for just 2 seconds so I can make the fans entertained again. You see, last week, I was SCREWED~! How funny is it that in a match where it was Me vs Anglesault vs Some Guy, Zack Malibu ends up winning. It looks like a case of Wrestlemania 9 syndrom. You see, I should be number one contender, and I should be winning the OAOAST World Title at Ashes 2 Ashes, but since this federation is afraid that I'll get bigger than the whole company, I continue to lose, lose, and lose. I know that they are protecting Zack. I know they are protecting BBP. And I know they are protecting you Alfdogg! So tonight, the losing ends, and the vicious streak of Angleplex begins with me beating you for that U.S. Title, and it will continue with me destroying BBP's wrestling career forever!”

“Cowboy” hits, as Bill Watts is making his way down to the ring. Watts takes the microphone from AP and asks for silence.

“Now, I have been doing some thinking as of late. I used to believe that the best way to entertain a crowd was to give them what was good for them. As the booker, I presented a product that was based on what would make my bosses happy, not the fans happy. That was ten years ago, when I was fired from WCW.

I came here with that same mindset, give the fans what is good for them. What is good for the fans, is one-on-one, hard hitting action. No drama, no gimmicks, no flying around the ring or from the top-rope, just straight up wrestling. However, after observing the OAOAST for the past few weeks, I have seen a flaw in my plan. The fans love gimmick matches, the fans love to see drama, the fans love to see the wrestlers fly around the ring. Fans, worldwide and in attendance, I, Bill Watts, has had an epiphany. From now on, we give the fans what they want! ::Crowd cheers:: Tonight, I have a chance to do something that no one will ever forget. Alfdogg, Angle-Plex, you are standing in the middle of one of the largest structures in the world, the Mall of America. So, why should we just have action in the ring? Tonight, this OAOAST World Championship match is FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!!! ::The crowd goes crazy at this news::

Now, let’s get it on!”

 

Watts drops the microphone, as an official slides into the ring and orders the bell to be rung. This OAOAST World Championship match is underway!

 

OAOAST World Championship Match

Falls Count Anywhere

Alfdogg (Champion) vs Angle-Plex.

As soon as the bell rings, AP rushes as Alf, pummeling him with rights and lefts. AP whips Alf into the ropes, but Alf reverses the whip. Alf drops down to avoid AP once, and as AP rebounds, Alf tosses him over the top rope, out of the ring! Alf follows, and clotheslines AP over the guardrail, into the crowd!

Alf follows, and grabs AP by the hair. He leads him through the row of seats, and throws him into a door. Alf bashes AP’s head into the door, before opening the door and tossing AP inside. Alf follows, as the door shuts, and a sign marked “Employee Entrance Only” is visible. Where the hell are they going?

 

As we come back from commercial, we see Alf and AP brawling in a hallway. AP tosses Alf through another door, and the camera shows that the two men are in a Foot Locker. AP grabs one of those metallic briefcases that the new Air Jordan’s came in and nails Alf in the head. AP takes the time to replace his wrestling boots with the sneakers, and as store employees try to protest, AP knocks them out. Having his new footwear on, AP throws Alf out of the Foot Locker and into a mall corridor…

 

NazMistry vs. ThunderKid

 

“God of Thunder” hits as ThunderKid makes his way down to ringside. This is his first singles match in the OAOAST, and despite the confident look in his face, you know that there has to be butterflies in his stomach.

“Chop Suey” hits as NazMistry makes his way down to the ring. Oozing rudo, Naz takes the time to chew out various ringside fans in Spanish.

The official signals for the bell to be rung. Unfortunately for the two combatants, the crowd appears to be less then interested for this matchup. Of course, with everything that has happened before this match, and everything that is going on around the, who could blame the audience for being a little distracted!

Both men in the middle of the ring, and lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Naz grabs TK’s left arm, and applies a wrist lock. TK grimaces, and reverses into his own wrist lock, then transfers into a hammerlock. Naz looks for a way out, sees his spot, ducks under TK’s arm and applies his own hammerlock. Naz changes the hammerlock into a side headlock, TK attempts to shoot Naz into the ropes, but Naz refuses to let go of the headlock. TK starts to power out of Naz’s headlock, but Naz quickly moves back into a hammerlock, then takes TK down to the mat with a drop-toe hold.

On the mat, Naz applies a front-face lock. TK wiggles around a bit, then manages to roll onto his back and work his way to a sitting position. From there, Naz changes his move into a chinlock, which TK counters by moving into a lying down position and rolling back, taking Naz over with a head scissors. Keeping Naz in the headscissors, TK goes back to a sitting position while Naz, head still trapped between TK’s legs, glides into a kneeling position. Naz to his feet, head still trapped in between TK’s legs. Naz spins on his head and manages to free himself from TK’s headscissors. TK with a backwards somersault up to his feet, and both men find themselves in a faceoff. A few audience members applaud, while the majority appears disinterested.

Both men into the collar-and-elbow, and TK snatches a side headlock. Naz shoots TK into the ropes, only to be knocked down by a shoulderblock as TK rebounds. TK runs the ropes, as Naz ducks under TK on the first rebound, and leapfrogs TK on the second rebound. Naz takes TK over with an arm drag, and TK returns the favor, taking Naz over with an arm drag. TK misses a clothesline, Naz misses a roundhouse. TK shoots Naz off the ropes, and goes for a hiptoss, Naz counters by landing on his feet. His arm still hooked by TK, Naz slaps TK in the stomach, causing TK to bend over. Naz places his leg across the back of TK’s head, and backflips off. Both men again in a faceoff, as more members of the audience are becoming interested in this matchup.

Instead of another collar-and-elbow lockup, Naz throws a series of right forearms to the side of TK’s head. Naz throws some kicks to TK’s left thigh, but a right front kick is caught by TK. Naz goes for an enzurgi, but TK is able to duck, and Naz crashes to the mat stomach-first. TK slaps on an STF, but Naz quickly scrambles to the ropes. Instead of a clean break, TK stomps on Naz as the luchador tries to stand. TK whips Naz into the ropes, Naz baseball slides under a big boot attempt by TK. As TK spins around, Naz his a front kick, and goes for a DDT. TK blocks the DDT attempt, and goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Naz is able to wiggle out of the Northern Lights suplex and hit an inverted DDT. Naz covers, 1….2…TK kicks out.

Naz picks TK up by his hair, and backs him into the corner. Naz chops TK in the chest twice, the audience “Whoo”-ing along. Naz goes to whip TK into the opposite corner, TK reverses the whip, Naz leaps over TK as TK followed Naz into the turnbuckles. Naz with a front kick with TK in the corner, and more chops. Naz lifts TK so TK is sitting on the top rope. Naz climbs up the the top and goes for a hurricarana, but TK takes him off the top with a super front atomic drop! The crowd is finally getting into the match, as they groan along with Naz! TK covers, 1…2…Naz kicks out.

TK whips Naz into the ropes, only for Naz to counter with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors! Naz goes for a quebrada, TK rolls out of the way, Naz lands on his feet. Naz charges at TK in the corner, TK backdrops Naz over the ropes, Naz lands on his feet again. TK misses a wild swing as Naz ducks. Naz guillotines TK on the top rope, as TK stumbles backwards, clutching his throat. Naz hops back onto the apron and goes for a springboard hurricarana, but TK counters it into a sit-out powerbomb! The ref counts, 1….2…Naz kicks out.

TK climbs up to the top rope and goes for a Swanton Bomb, but Naz moves out of the way. Naz hits a standing moonsault and covers, 1…2…TK kicks out. Naz grabs a wristlock on TK, brings him over to the ropes, climbs up to the top rope, and jumps off, hitting a hurricarana! Naz covers, 1…2….TK kicks out. The crowd is finally into the match!

Naz runs the ropes, but TK tosses Naz into the air, and catches Naz, hitting a samoan drop! TK covers, 1…2…Naz kicks out. TK sets Naz up for the Implant DDT, but Naz is able to free himself and grab a hammerlock, into a schoolboy, 1…..2…TK kicks out. Naz running the ropes again, ducks under a TK clothesline, does a cartwheel and jumps straight up, onto TK’s shoulders, and takes TK over with a hurricarana! Naz holds onto the legs, 1…2….TK kicks out. As soon as both men are on their feet, TK nails Naz directly in the face with a jumping roundhouse kick!

TK takes Naz over the corner and places Naz up top. TK climbs up, and takes Naz off with a belly-to-belly superplex! TK covers, 1…2…Naz kicks out. TK lifts Naz onto his shoulders in the fireman’s carry position, and goes for the F5, but Naz spins around TK’s head and plants him with a DDT instead! Naz covers, this has to be it, 1….2..TK kicks out!

Naz leaps up to the top rope, but misses a massive moonsault! TK climbs up to the top, and misses an elbowdrop! Naz again up to the top rope, and misses a corkscrew senton! TK, instead of going to the top, grabs Naz and plants him with a DVD. TK climbs up top as Naz struggles to his feet. TK leaps off and hits a Flying Murdercarana, done correctly! TK covers as Naz lies motionless, 1….2…Naz kicks out!

TK drags Naz over to the corner, and sets Naz up for a Tornado DDT. Naz frees himself, and chops TK in the chest twice. Naz springboards up to the top rope next to TK, and hits a spinning kick to the back of TK’s head! TK crumples to the mat, Naz covers, 1…2…TK kicks out.

Naz leaps up, and hits a corkscrew Hollywood Star Press! Naz covers, 1…2…TK kicks out! Naz is lifting TK up, when the bell rings?

Naz and the official look confused, as TK tries to get up using the ropes. The timekeeper, ref, and ring announcer all conference, and finally the ring announcer addresses the crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the timekeeper at ringside has informed me that the time limit for this matchup has expired. Therefore, this match is ruled a draw.”

 

Winner: Draw at 15:00

 

The crowd is pissed off, having finally gotten into the action. They boo feverishly, as a small “We want more” chant starts in the upper sections. However, the chant gathers momentum, and after a couple of seconds, the entire crowd is chanting “We want more!”

Naz and TK are jawing in the middle of the ring, when “Cowboy” hits and Bill Watts comes to ringside, holding a burlap sack. Watts grabs the mic.

“Let me just say, as far as singles in-ring debuts, that was one of the finest I have ever seen. ::Crowd cheers: However, the fact that we don’t have a winner doesn’t make me very happy. ::Crowd boos:: This isn’t baseball, we have finishes here in the OAOAST. So, folks, would you like to see these two wrestle again? ::Crowd cheers:: All right then. Ladies and gentlemen, in two weeks, August 11th, at Ashes 2 Ashes, in a return match, the ThunderKid will take on NazMistry! ::Crowd cheers:: Hold on, hold on. First, there will be NO time limit! ::Crowd cheers:: Also, ::Watts reaches into the sack:: there has been a lot of talk about a so-called X-Title. Let me be the first to state that such a thing DOES exist! ::Watts pulls out a title belt from the burlap sack. The X-Title looks just like a normal belt, except that it has a large red X across the front plate:: And, ladies and gentlemen, the match on August 11th, between these two men, will determine who becomes the first ever OAOAST X-Title Champion! ::Crowd goes apeshit:: Shake hands, gentlemen! ::Naz and TK reluctantly shake hands:: Ashes 2 Ashes is gonna be a great show!”

 

We are back to the Falls Count Anywhere match with Alf and AP, as the two are now in the food court. Alf nails AP in the head with a tray, as AP throws a large soda at Alf. AP drags Alf, whose nose is busted open hardway, over to the McDonalds. AP nails Alf in the head with a napkin dispenser, then stabs Alf’s injured nose with a straw. Alf grabs AP and bounces his head off the counter. Alf drags AP to the Taco Bell next door and throws AP over the counter, into the restaurant. Alf climbs onto the counter, and hits an elbow drop. Alf covers, 1….2….AP kicks out. Alf grabs a cookie sheet and nails AP twice in the head with it. AP staggers to his feet, as Alf whips AP into a refrigerator. Alf grabs a chalupa, climbs onto the counter, and has a mid-match snack, while the crowd cheers on. AP shoves Alf off the counter from behind, as the two brawl out of the food court.

 

 

Cold's "Just got Wicked" plays as Minnesota greets The Superstar with a rousing ovation. He climbs into the ring and acknowledges the fans, before grabbing a microphone.

 

"You know...when I first came into this company, I was on my own. And you know what? Even though I was extremely hated, I think I gained some measureable respect. I actually beat the then-world Champion, Anglesault, 1-2-3, IN MY FIRST MATCH! I took it to Sandman in our Taipei Deathmatch 3 days later. Yeah, I lost, but I earned some respect.

 

“And then I joined the In Crowd. No, I don't regret it, I've had an awesome time as part of the coolest stable in OAOAST History. But I think that in a lot of people's eyes, no matter how popular I get, I'll always be looked at as the lackey of the group. ::crowd boos:: No matter how hard I try, no matter how many victories I achieve, I'll always be looked at as the lackey of the group. Will the lackey ever win the World Championships? No. Will he ever even become USTV Champ? No.

 

So in all due respect to the next World Champion, Zack Malibu ::crowd pops:: and Evenflow and Alison, I think...I have to leave the In Crowd ::crowd boos:: Only because I think...I have to break out on my own. I have to make an impact, and to gain respect, I'll have to stand alone. Sure, I'll still be friends with Zack and Evenflow. But I want the image of me as a lackey, as the 3rd string guy of the group, to be erased. Will I join the In Crowd again someday? Maybe. But for now, it's all about me. It's all about The Superstar!"

The crowd gives a mixed reaction, but it's mostly cheers as "Just got Wicked" plays and Superstar exits the ring.

 

Back to the Falls Count Anywhere match, as the two are now inside of a Home Depot, around the wood section. Alf hits AP in the back with a 2x4, then grabs a large sheet of plywood and bridges is across the aisle. As AP turns around, Alf backdrops the challenger through the sheet of wood! Alf covers, 1…2….AP kicks out.

Alf goes off running through the store, as AP picks splinters out of his legs. Alf quickly returns with an eight-foot ladder, and throws it at AP, nailing AP in the head. Alf slams the ladder down on AP, then whacks the ladder with the 2x4. AP howls in pain as Alf covers, 1…2….AP still manages to kick out. Alf grabs a nearby loading cart, tosses AP on, and hauls him off to another location.

 

Zack Malibu vs. Reject

 

The “Saved by the Bell” theme hits, and Zack Malibu makes his way to the ring, to a huge pop. He stops in the ring, takes off his sunglasses, blows kisses, smiles, and waves at the fans, which draws an even bigger pop.

 

Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 195 lbs, Zack Maaaalibuuuuu!

 

“One of a Kind” hits, and Reject comes down the ramp, to a series of boo’s which he feigns indifference to.

 

The bell rings, and Zack offers a pre-match hand-shake to Reject. Reject accepts, but pulls in Zack for a monkey flip. Zack gets up, dazed, and is met with a flurry of kicks to the chest and face by Reject, culminating in a spinning heel kick that knocks Zack off his feet. Reject goes up for a split-legged moonsault, but Zack rolls out of the way, and after Reject crashes down, rolls back on top for 1…2…Reject kicks out! Both men are back up, and lock up, but Zack plays a dirty trick of his own, kneeing Reject in the gut, and coming off the ropes with a Zack Attack, that hits Reject right upside the head! Zack goes for a snap suplex, hooks Reject for another, and Third Time’s the Charm as Zack hooks Reject again for a brainbuster and a cover for 1…2…Reject gets his foot on the ropes.

 

Zack picks up Reject, but Reject hits a jawbreaker, and sweeps Zack’s legs out from underneath him. Reject pushes Zack’s legs forward and puts his own legs on the ropes for extra leverage in a pinning predicament for 1…2…the ref stops the count when she notices Reject’s feet on the ropes. Reject scowls at the ref, and gives Zack the “Fear of Darkness” Cradle Piledriver and runs off the ropes for Rolling Thunder and another cover for 1…2…Zack kicks out again. Reject grabs Zack by the hair, but can’t get a grip on Zack’s perfect hair (too… much… gel!) and Zack pulls him down into a roll-up for 1…2…Reject kicks out again, but Zack leaps up top and delivers a swandive headbutt, and covers for 1…2…Reject kicks out again, but when he gets up does a quick double-take because even after the swandive headbutt, Zack’s hair is still perfect! Reject whips Zack into the corner, and goes for the Rejection, but Zack reverses into a top rope Trendsetter for 1…2…3!

 

Winner: Zack Malibu in 6:42

Via: Top-Rope Trendsetter

 

Post-match, Reject tries to attack Zack, but Zack side-steps Reject’s attack, and the youngster goes flying out of the ring. Zack grabs a mic, and says, “That’s one down, and three to go. Alf, don’t get attached to that belt, because it belongs to me!”

 

Back to the OAOAST Championship match, as the two men are now inside of a Best Buy. AP is just grabbing as many CD’s as he can and tossing them at the head of Alf. AP scoops up Alf and slaps him through a display stand, videos and DVD’s going everywhere. AP covers, 1…2….Alf kicks out. Alf stumbles over to the video game section, where AP chokes him with a PS2 controller cord. Alf counters by nailing AP in the head with a copy of GTA3. Alf grabs AP and leads him out of the video game section, tossing him through a 50” television! Alf grabs AP again, and drags him over to the car that is on display to show off car stereos. Alf tosses AP into the backseat, and tries to start the car. However, an employee tells Alf that the engine has been removed from the car. Alf grabs the employee and slams him onto the roof of the car. During all that, AP had time to sneak away, and AP comes up from behind Alf and nails him with a keyboard! AP covers, 1….2..Alf kicks out. AP grabs Alf and hauls him off to another section of the mall.

 

JINGUS stalks down to ringside, sickle in hand. The feminine touches that used to make up his wardrobe are gone, replaced by the familiar old Hulk-style torn jeans and face mask made of human flesh. He grabs a microphone from Michael Cole, pauses, turns around, and bites off one of the little goatee-wearing bitch's pinky fingers. Cole promptly faints, and as EMTs hustle him out, JINGUS is left alone in the ring.

 

"Well, that's something that everyone's been wanting to do for years. Bite off Michael's pinky. Yep. (chews, swallows)

 

"Anyway, tonight I have this Eskimo goof to deal with. Ya know, the one who can never get my name right. He beat me in the match that ripped that gay Women's Title away from me. But that's not a bad thing..."

 

The audience chants, "IT'S A GOOD THING!" It caught the Devilman off guard, and he looks pissed.

 

"He's retired, you losers. Anyway, first of all it took Anglesault's help for the Masked Mystery Embarassment to beat me. And losing that title was indeed a good thing, because it made me realize what a damn fool I've been over the last few months. I just traded in being the DoD's slave for being feminism's slave. In retrospective, neither was fun. But I'm glad to be out of it.

 

"Now, Eskimo, he must be the masochist of all masochists, as not only did he accept my challenge for a USTV Title match at Ashes 2 Ashes, but he insisted on having a match tonight, with the winner choosing a special stipulation for the PPV match. Well, sure, I'll do it. I'll destroy you tonight, and then figure out what gimmick I'll use to destroy what'd left. No problem. See you later tonight."

 

JINGUS starts to walk away, but then he stops, turns, and slowly looks directly into the camera lens.

 

"And Mario... I know you're still out there, somewhere. A little advice: DON'T COME BACK. Ever. Not even with an M1 Abrahms tank and a whole platoon of your new soldier buddies. Because if you come back: I. Will. Kill. You. And I mean it."

 

The monstrous Devilman leaves for good.

 

We are back to the Falls Count Anywhere match, as Alf and AP are now in a grocery store. Alf is bashing AP’s head with a box of Lucky Charms, marshmallows and cereal going everywhere! Alf drags AP around the store, taking him to the frozen foods aisle. Alf nails AP in the head with a frozen pizza, then reaches into one of those aisle freezers, pulls out a 20 pound turkey, and throws it at AP, barely missing AP’s head!

AP grabs a bag of frozen fries, and nails Alf in the back with it. AP drags Alf over to the produce section, where he blasts Alf with a head of lettuce! AP covers, 1….2…Alf kicks out. AP tries to drive a carrot into the head of Alf, but Alf counters and tosses AP into the apple setup! Fruit flies everywhere, as Alf grabs oranges and throws them at AP’s prone body. AP makes his way up to his feet, only to slip on a banana peel tossed carelessly to the ground by Alf! Alf covers, 1…2…AP kicks out. Alf tosses AP into a nearby shopping cart and hauls AP off to another location.

 

 

CobainWasMurdered vs. Big McLarge Huge

 

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” hits and the boo’s erupt as cobainwasmurdered makes his way to ringside.

 

Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, weighing in at 240 lbs, cobainwaaaaaasmurrrrrrrrdered!

 

The “Mystery Science Theatre 3000” theme hits and Big McLargeHuge comes down the aisle, to a fair share of cheers.

 

Finkel: His opponent, from The Bay Area, weighing in at a big, large and huge amount, Big McLarrrgeHuuuuge!

 

The bell rings and CWM immediately hits a leg takedown and begins stomping away. CWM grabs one leg for a capture suplex, but BMLH scores with an enzuigiri! He whips CWM into the corner and plants his big ol’ large huge leg into CWM’s neck for a choke, which he breaks up at 4. BMLH goes for a series of clotheslines, but CWM dodges the last one and hits a neckbreaker, and goes back to working the leg, this time locking in a standing leg split hold and pulling out the leg as if it were a wishbone. BMLH makes the ropes and CWM breaks the hold by lifting up the leg one last time and slamming it down into the mat. He picks up BMLH and whips him, but BMLH reverses, telegraphs it, and gives CWM a back body drop. BMLH mounts CWM and starts punching, until the ref makes him break it up. BMLH gives CWM a taste of his own medicine and drops an elbow, crushing CWM’s right leg. BMLH lifts up CWM for a powerbomb, but favors his weaker leg, and loses his balance. CWM easily flips out and drives BMLH to the mat with a facebuster and a cover for 1…2…BMLH kicks out, and uses the ropes to support himself as he gets up, but CWM smells blood and sweeps BMLH’s legs out from underneath and locks in a standing ankle lock, leaning against the corner turnbuckle for some cheap extra leverage.

 

BMLH struggles and somehow manages to kick off CWM with his other foot, sending CWM over the top and right onto the ring-steps. CWM gets up, grabs his shoulder, and cusses, but BMLH is having trouble getting up because of his leg. CWM gets up and pulls BMLH’s injured leg under the bottom rope so it lies outside the apron. He rolls into the ring, climbs to the top turnbuckle, and motions for the Corkscrew Teen Spirit Leg Drop. He comes down outside the ring, with all his weight on BMLH’s one leg. BMLH starts screaming and turns red, as CWM gets up and taunts the crowd more. He drags BMLH to the ring-post, and locks a Figure Four around the ring-post. BMLH taps almost immediately, but the ref won’t accept it since CWM’s not in the ring. CWM breaks the hold and scowls at the ref, but rolls back in the ring and locks in the Incesticide Lock and BMLH submits within 10 seconds.

 

Winner: CWM in 6:19

Via: Incesticide Lock

 

CWM is taunting the injured BMLH, when Anglesault comes flying down the aisle. He tackles CWM from behind and locks on the Salt Shaker! CWM is tapping, when Treble Charged comes down the ramp. AS releases the hold and uses TC’s own momentum to launch TC over the top rope, out of the ring! CWM uses the opportunity to roll out of the ring, holding his ankle, while officials help BMLH out. TC grabs a microphone.

 

“You @#%$ son of a bitch! You always try to hurt me! I never did anything to you, you @#%$ bully! Everything always has to be about you! And you always have to mock me, and make me look bad! No more! At Ashes 2 Ashes, it will be me and CWM against you! I would let you find a partner, but since you have no friends, you just have to fight us all alone! And I don’t wanna wait, I wanna kick your ass now! No DQ, you and me! Ring the @#%$ bell!

TC slides back in the ring, as he and AS stand off. An official slides into the ring, shrugs his shoulders, and calls for the bell to be rung.

 

No Disqualification

Anglesault vs. Treble Charged

 

TC starts by missing a dropkick. AS goes for a clothesline, but TC takes him down with a drop-toe hold. AS is up and hits a belly to belly on TC, whips him into the corner, and sets him up for a superplex, but TC fights him off, and drops an elbow right into AS’s heart and covers again for 1…2…AS kicks out.

 

TC picks him up and gives him a rib-breaker, and goes down to give him another, but AS reaches for the fire extinguisher and drives it into Treble Cleft’s skull. AS gets up, holds his ribs for a second, and goes for an Angle Slam, but TC gets out of it and runs off the ropes for a spear, but AS counters it with the aWo Twisting DDT and covers for 1…2…TC kicks out. TC puts AS in an abdominal stretch, but AS struggles and makes his way out. TC follows up with a neckbreaker and heads up to the top turnbuckle, but AS rushes in, this time hitting the superplex!

 

Both men are dazed for a few seconds, but AS finally rolls over to cover TC for 1…2…TC kicks out again! AS hooks TC for a Salt Shaker, but TC kicks AS in a blatant low blow to break the hold. AS falls forward, and TC applies his “Disturbing Behavior” modified camel clutch. AS makes the ropes, but since it’s no disqualification, TC won’t break the hold. The crowd boo’s as AS struggles and writhes in pain, until the ref finally forces TC to break the hold. TC shoves the referee and argues with him, until AS recovers, comes up behind him, and Angle Slams him over the top rope out of the ring!

 

AS taunts TC, but TC crawls under the apron and isn’t coming back into the ring. AS goes out of the ring to gets him, but as he lifts the apron TC catches him square in the face with a kick, then drags out a sledgehammer and gives AS a “Hundred Million” Testicle Sledges! TC tosses the sledgehammer aside, and signals to CWM. The crowd erupts as CWM hops into the ring, wielding two tire irons. A fan tries to stop CWM from jumping the barricade, but CWM nails him in the head, rips off his aWo shirt, and laughs. He tosses a tire iron to TC, and the two give a Concer-Tire Iron to AS. CWM rolls TC into the ring, and TC poses with a sick smile, but decides not to cover AS, and simply to hit him again. TC and CWM exit stage right, leaving AS in the middle of the ring, clutching at his injured ribs.

 

Winner: No Contest in 4:49

 

We see a broken shopping cart lying outside of a Sports Authority, as AP and Alf are brawling inside. Alf is bashing AP’s head into a treadmill, before starting the machine and trying to grate AP’s face! AP fights off Alf, and grabs a baseball bat and hitting Alf in the stomach! AP grabs a 20 pound barbell, and swings at Alf, only to miss! Alf grabs a baseball helmet, puts it on, and headbutts AP repeatedly. AP stumbles over, where he is choked by Alf with a Boston Red Sox jersey, which is falling apart at the seams! Disguisted, Alf tosses down the Sox jersey and brings AP over to the counter, where he is hit in the head with a box of baseball cards. AP grabs Alf and brings him out of Sports Authority, off to who knows where?

 

 

Michael Cole, with only nine fingers, is wandering around the Mall of America with a microphone.

 

MC:"Folks, we are here at the largest mall in the world, the Mall of America, for what looks to be one of the best editions of IZHD ever! What I'm going to do now is get a word with some of the OAOAST's fans, as they wander the mall.

 

Michael Cole wanders into the GAP. He sees a young man skimming over the long sleeved button down dress shirt, and taps him on the shoulder.

 

MC:"Excuse me, sir, I'm Michael Cole with the..."

 

The young man turns around to reveal Zack Malibu~!

 

MC:"ZACK! Whoa, what...what are you doing in the GAP, when you already have had a match tonight?"

 

ZM:"Cole, you've been allowed to hang out with me for HOW LONG, and you have to ask why Zack Malibu is shopping? Dude, second to ass kicking, which I do rather well, I might add, shopping is my bag baby, yeah!"

 

Michael Cole stares at him, confused.

 

ZM:"Sorry, MC. Me and The Crowd saw the new Austin Powers movie."

 

MC:"Oh yeah...good stuff. You know Zack, a lot of people say that I could be your Mini-Me."

 

Zack Malibu just looks incredulously at Michael Cole.

 

MC:"They do."

 

ZM:"Who does?"

 

MC:"My...mom."

 

ZM:"Your mom? Haha, Cole, you're the punchline to the oldest joke in the book. "I'm Michael Cole, and my mom thinks I'm cool!" Hehe, oh man, that was too funny."

 

Michael Cole is bordering on tears. A salesgirl comes up to the duo.

 

Girl:"Hi, my name is Cassandra. Is there anything I can help you find today?"

 

ZM:"Well, actually my friend here was wondering about those sparkled tank tops in the juniors section, maybe you could help him out...he's a bit shy about his 'style'."

 

The girl does a double take, then puts on a fake smile. She grabs Cole by the arm.

 

Girl:"It's ok, we get a lot of people like you, believe it or not. Come with me, and I'll try my best."

 

Cole sputters, trying to get the words out, but can't. He's led off in a hurry, while Zack is left holding the mic.

 

ZM:"Hello, people at home. How much better can it be, I mean, the world's most popular wrestler, wrestling tonight on home turf...in a mall! Reject, while you're probably at the arcade right now, knocking down 9 year olds, taking their quarters to play Ms. Pac Man or something, I'm getting the looks from the girls, I'm adding to the wardrobe, hey, just call me Ja Rule, 'cuz I'm Livin' It Up! Reject, I thought we had an understanding, a peaceful co-existance. But now you've proven that you're so desperate for acceptance, you're willing to hang out with the most unworthy World Champion this side of David Arquette, and his merry band of buffoons that have got to own the rights to the most generic heel stable name I've ever heard. The Deadly Alliance...ooooh I'm scared. Geez, what about using The Gruesome Twosome, or Double Trouble for a tag team name? And you're individual names, God what a barrell of suck those are. You have Alfdogg, the World Champion, who's apparently a cross between an alien from Melmac and the Road Dogg...wonderful talent pool you must come from there, Alfie. Then there's Sandman, and you could either confuse him with a guy with such high self esteem that he's got to be drunk 24/7, or you could confuse him with the world's most overplayed Metallica song. And then, Reject. Reject, let me get this straight...you said you were a Reject because you had no friends, that people shunned you. But now you've been accepted, and you're still a Reject? Man, call Green Day, because we've got a walking contradiction here, folks. I know most of this stuff is going over your head, guys, so I'll make it simple...starting tonight, the D.A. is going to be DOA. It started with Reject, whose ass I already knocked out, and it ends with you, Alfdogg, because you've got something I want, something I need, and something that rightfully belongs to me. Caboose may have passed the torch to you, but I'm ready to set the world on fire as the OAOAST World Champion. I'm the number one contender, and with that belt, Alfdogg, you're just #1...with a bullet. Get ready to get shot down, big guy, because your Zoo Crew can't save you from destiny!"

 

Zack Malibu heads out of the GAP. In another corner of the store, we see Michael Cole sucking his stomach in, clad in a pink tank top with glitter on it.

 

Girl:"It looks wonderful on you!"

 

Cole rolls his eyes, and stumbles back into the dressing room, as we fade out.

 

We are now inside of an arcade, where Alf and AP are STILL going at it! Alf bashes AP’s head into the screen of a Tekken 4 machine. AP stumbles over to a Time Crisis machine, where Alf chokes AP with the cord from the lightgun! AP elbows Alf, then slams him through an air hockey machine! AP picks Alf out of the wreckage, and brings him on top of a row of San Francisco Rush machines. AP motions to toss Alf off, but Alf blocks. Alf goes for a suplex on top of the machines, but AP is able to block, and does manage to toss Alf off the machines, knocking over a change machine! Quarters are everywhere, as AP grabs the 100,000 ticket telelvision and drops it across the back of Alf! Alf responds by clotheslining AP over the ticket counter! Alf grabs a large pink bunny and nails AP multiple times with the stuffed creature! AP nails Alf with a roll of tickets, and drags Alf out of the arcade, off to another location!

 

Three Way Dance

The SuperStar vs. TheSoleSurivior vs. Some Guy

 

“Just Got Wicked” hits as The SuperStar, no longer associated with the In Crowd, comes down to the ring. He looks a little nervous, now being on his own again.

“Sexy Boy” hits as Some Guy dances his way down to the ring. The aWo member has been separated from his former tag team partner, CWM, and is looking to find something to do in the OAOAST.

Out of nowhere, TheSoleSurvivor slides into the ring and attacks SG from behind, as the official calls for the bell to be rung.

SS tries for a schoolboy on TSS, but SG breaks it up. SG shoots SS into the ropes, and drops down, only for SS to run into a massive spinebuster from TSS! TSS goes for the cover, 1….SG breaks it up.

SS rolls out of the ring, as TSS and SG exchange chops. TSS wins and shoots SG into the ropes, hitting a big boo. TSS bounces off the ropes, and hits a big legdrop. TSS covers, 1…2….SG kicks out. SS is on the apron and climbs up to the top, where he comes off with a big cross-body block, which is caught by TSS! TSS hits a fallaway slam, bouncing SS off the canvas!

SG scoops up SS, and drills him with a Some Bomb! SG holds on, 1…2…SS kicks out. TSS goes for the Clothesline From Heck on SG, but SG is able to duck, and backdrop TSS as the big hoss rebounds! SS is able to sneak up on SG, and take him over with a tiger suplex! SS is unable to hold on, and as he stands, TSS drills him with the Clothesline From Heck!

SS is slow to get to his feet, when he eats a Some Kick from SG! SS is out of it, and TSS and SG are about to go at it, when they seem hesitant to fight each other. The two of them are talking to each other, and then shake each other’s hands! The two of them pick up SS, and TSS sets SS up for a piledriver while SG scales to the top. TSS and SG hit a spike piledriver on SS, then cover him, 1…2…3!

 

Winners: Some Guy and The Sole Survivor in 3:23

Via: Spike Piledriver and Double Pin

 

Post match, TSS and SG walk up the ramp together. An aWo member and a former member of the Deadly Alliance working together? Maybe this is a new tag team that can take the OAOAST by storm!

 

Alf and AP are on the third story, fighting in the middle of a mall corridor. Alf appears to have the advantage, when AP tosses Alf through a window, into an Abercrombie and Fitch store! AP pauses to catch his breath, when Alf comes crashing out through another window! Zack Malibu sets out through the broken glass!

Zack pummels Alf with right hands, before whipping him into the side of the mall corridor. Zack nails the School’s Out, knocking Alf over the railing, down to the second floor!

AP thanks Zack, but Zack kicks AP in the stomach, and tosses him over the railing, down to the second floor! The official looks around for an escalator, since he is taking the easy way down! Zack looks at the destruction he has causes, looks directly into the camera, and says, “Nobody interrupts Zack Malibu while he shops.”

“Nobody”

The camera looks down, as Alf and AP lie in a crumpled heap on the second story.

 

Winner Picks The Gimmick For The USTV Championship Match At Ashes 2 Ashes

Masked Mystery Eskimo (USTV Champion) vs. Jingus

 

“Verdi’s Requiem” hits as JINGUS stomps down to ringside. Jingus is looking forward to destroying the MME and taking the belt at Ashes 2 Ashes.

“Ice Ice Baby” hits as the MME slides down to ringside, with the USTV Title. With him, as always, is Derek The Fish, who has passed out already.

Both men are in the ring as the bell rings. Jingus goes for a massive clothesline, but MME ducks and peppers the big man with rights and lefts. Jingus staggers near the ropes, and MME takes him out with a clothesline. Jingus lands on his feet, however, and when MME goes for a plancha, Jingus catches the champ! Jingus rams MME head-first into the ring post not once, not twice, but three times!

Jingus tosses MME back into the ring, and causally take his time in getting back into the ring. It gives MME time to recover, and MME drills Jingus with a Penguin Kick! MME covers, 1….2..Jingus kicks out.

MME shoots Jingus off the ropes, and catches Jingus with a clothesline. It only staggers the big man, so MME bounces off the ropes, only to be caught and drilled with a powerslam! Jingus, using his inhuman strength, picks MME up easily over his head, and holds MME there for about 20 seconds! Finally, Jingus drops MME into a HellBuster! Jingus casually covers, 1…2…MME kicks out!

Jingus, frustrated, picks MME up and sets him up for the Claw Slam. However, MME is able to fight off the mighty hand and dropkick Jingus, staggering the big man! MME nails a second dropkick, and Jingus is reeling now! A third dropkick knocks Jingus onto the apron, where MME charges and knocks Jingus off, into the guardrail, snapping the steel in half! However, this only enrages Jingus, as he quickly climbs back into the ring!

Jingus roars and goes for another clothesline, but MME ducks and trips Jingus as he rebounds. Jingus slams his paw against the mat, nearly snapping the ring in half! Jingus fakes a clothesline, MME ducks, and Jingus powerbombs MME nearly to hell!

Jingus decides not to cover, but to go for a second powerbomb. However, somehow, MME is able to backdrop Jingus over! MME runs the ropes, but runs straight into a Claw Slam! Jingus covers, 1….2…NO!

Jingus is really pissed off now, as he grabs MME and sets him up for a second Claw Slam! This time, MME kicks Jingus square in the nuts, doubling Jingus over! MME goes for a hurricarana, but Jingus blocks. DevilBomb and the match is over, 1….2…3!

 

Winner: Jingus in 5:34

Via: DevilBomb

 

Jingus walks slowly up the ramp with an evil grin on his evil face. God help MME, who knows what Jingus will have in store for him at A2A!

 

CWM is in the GAP at the mall of America. He has laid out all the staff and has piled up all the clothing and set it on fire.

 

“I’ve got a nice fire going so how about a nice story. This is the story of The Smarksboard. A Magical place with 2265 posters. It sounds like a fun place doesn’t it? But it isn’t. Of those 2265 posters 1327 of them have FIVE posts and under! That means only 938 people have made FIVE or More posts!

 

“Doesn’t sound quite as cool does it? Now consider that the place is the home of the biggest troll on the net…Anglesault.

 

“His constant Angle loving, HHHating, thread destroying posts single handedly ruined the board. I used to think he was cool, but he isn’t. he’s just another troll ruining people’s fun.

 

“So as I slowly got more and more unhappy with The Smarks I began to post less and less until I only posted in the OAOAST threads. Eventually the OAOST moved to Vanilla Midgets and The Smarks lost the last remnants of it’s fun. People began to lose their sense of humor and became repetitive. And the most repetitive of them all was Anglesault. His idea of humor was calling Treble Charged a pedophile. Oh that’s SO funny! Not. Anglesault your not funny or cool, your just another troll, and when I’m done with you you’ll be just another victim.

 

“The Smarks is a place for children, Vanilla Midgets is for the grown ups. Anglesault go back to the Childrens Place where you belong.”

 

CWM looks into the camera as the fire grows around him.

 

 

OAOAST Tag Championships

GenerationNever & GreenMist (Champions) vs. ? (challengers)

 

Fear Factory’s “Replica” hits as the tag team champions, confidently and proudly showing off their titles, enter the ring to a fair share of pops.

 

Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Tag Team Championship. Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 440 lbs, your defending champions, GenerationNever & GreenMist! Their mystery opponents, weighing in at 180 lbs, evenflow D…D…T!

 

“Here Comes the Money” hits, and evenflowDDT, with a couple shopping bags in tow (Alison, as evenflow figured earlier, lost track of time and is still shopping), makes his way to ringside. He sets the bags down near the end of the ramp, and awaits his mystery partner.

 

Finkel: His partner, weighing in at 215 lbs…

 

“Five Minutes Alone” cuts off Howard Finkel and evenflowDDT’s jaw drops as he sees his partner this evening is his enemy at Ashes 2 Ashes, Sandman9000! Sandman wields an evil grin and a long, tubular light bulb. evenflowDDT rushes into the ring, rather eager to start the match-up. GenerationNever starts the match-up from the champs, and hits a running DDT on evenflowDDT, and starts punching, but the ref stops him for using closed fists. GN drags evenflowDDT into his corner, and delivers a series of headbutts, then tags in his partner GreenMist, and the two stomp a mudhole on evenflow until the ref tells GN to leave the ring. GM drop toe-holds evenflowDDT into the corner, puts him into the tree of woe, and dropkicks him hard in the chest. evenflowDDT falls and GM tags GN back in. evenflowDDT is up, but is met with a hard tiger palm and a cover for 1…2…kickout! GN sets evenflowDDT up for an Irish whip, but pulls him back in and levels him with a clothesline! GN picks up evenflowDDT, and this time whips him, but Sandman pulls down the top rope, sending his partner sailing over and out of the ring.

 

Sandman enters the ring, but the ref stops him and the two argue over whether or not that was a legal tag. GN waits anxiously with his arms crossed, then decides, legal tag or not, to hit Sandman with a running knee strike to the gut and an axe-handle to the head. Sandman is up, but GN is behind him and starts choking him out. evenflowDDT recovers outside, crawls back onto the apron, reaches out and slaps Sandman hard on the back, and gets back into the ring. He rakes the eyes of GN to break the hold, then snap suplexes Sandman! Satisfied, he turns around and walks into a small package from GN for 1…2…evenflowDDT kicks out. A furious Sandman is up, grabbing and holding his “partner” for GN, who thinks it odd but goes for a superkick anyway. evenflowDDT struggles but manages to get out of the way, and GN superkicks Sandman off the apron.

 

EvenflowDDT comes in from behind with a bulldog, and whips GN into a corner without his “partner” Sandman or GN’s partner GreenMist. evenflowDDT goes up for ten punches, but after about five GN manages to shove off evenflowDDT, set his leg on the bottom rope, and stomp it several times, then drop another knee into evenflowDDT’s chest. He puts evenflowDDT in a headlock and brings him over to his corner, but evenflowDDT slips out and hits a desperation German suplex. Both men are down, and as evenflowDDT begins the long crawl to his corner, unsure if his “partner” will even take the tag, GN is up and tags in GM.

 

GN grabs evenflowDDT’s leg and pulls him in, and brings him up onto his shoulders. GM heads up top, and hits a Doomsday Device on evenflowDDT and covers for 1…2…2.99...somehow evenflowDDT kicks out just before the hand comes down for 3. GM senses with his worn down opponent that submission would probably be fairly easy, and as evenflow gets up, locks in an Octopus Hold. Sandman distracts the ref as evenflowDDT taps, and as evenflowDDT continues to tap, sadistically smiles at GreenMist, as if to encourage more pressure and pain on evenflow. Finally, GreenMist breaks the hold, drags evenflowDDT over to Sandman, and pulls Sandman into the ring!

 

GM whips Sandman into his corner, tags in GN, and the two give him a double-arm drag then both grab a leg and pull, until the ref forces GM out of the ring. GN continues to work Sandman’s leg, and finally drags him out further from the ropes and puts him in a half crab. Sandman struggles and somehow grasps the ropes near evenflowDDT. evenflowDDT slaps Sandman across the face and enters the ring, but Sandman is furious. Limping, he grabs the light bulb he brought with him to ringside, shoves the referee, and smashes it across evenflowDDT’s head! He picks up evenflowDDT, gives him the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!, looks at GN, looks down at evenflowDDT’s body, leaves, and limps away back up the ramp, grabbing a shirt from one of evenflowDDT’s shopping bags to wipe the blood and sweat off of him. GN is confused, looks back at GM, then covers for 1…2…3!

 

Winners: Green Mist and Generation Never in 9:43

Via: PSYCHO DRIVAH~! on Evenflow, Generation Never pin.

 

Post-match, GenerationNever and GreenMist help evenflowDDT out of the ring, when Alison finally comes back from shopping, and with a look of shock on her face, drops her bags and rushes over to help her boyfriend. The tag champs assure her evenflow’s in good hands, and she leads the way as the two carry him up the ramp and leave

 

Back to the OAOAST World Championship match, as Alf and AP have finally made it back to their feet. The two brawl over to an escalator, where AP knocks Alf down, Alf rolling back to the first story!

AP follows, and the two of them are brawling back towards the ring! After tossing Alf into a row of chairs, AP whips Alf into the guardrail, then knocks the champ over with a clothesline! AP follows, and rolls Alf into the ring, and tosses in a table. AP sets up the table, places Alf on it, and climbs up top. AP taunts Alf, then drives the champ through the table with the Five Star Alf Splash! AP is about to cover, when the entire mall loses power!

The entire mall has gone pitch black, and people whisper nervously, until “Sandstorm” beings to play! The crowd goes nuts, until the music stops!

People are now scared, until music comes on again. It is from Bruce Springsteen’s “Streets of Philadelphia.”

 

“I was bruised and battered

 

And I couldn't tell what I felt

 

I was unrecognizable to myself

 

Saw my reflection in a window

 

I didn't know my own face”

 

When the lights come back on, there is a black casket at ringside. There is also a large figure standing in the ring, bandaged from head to toe! The figure grabs AP, and delivers an OverDriver! The figure grabs Alf, and places him on top of AP, while the official counts, 1…2….3!

 

Winner: Alfdogg (still champion) at 2:03:45

Via: OverDriver from mysterious figure

 

The figure grabs a microphone, and brings it to his bandaged face. The voice is barely recognizable as human.

 

“Angle-Plex, you hurt me. You tried to end my career. You tried to end my life. But you failed. And it is my turn. Ashes 2 Ashes, I shall have my revenge. I shall face you in a Casket Match! You tried to bury me alive! Now, it is my turn!”

 

The figure starts to pull off the bandages, changes his mind, and instead drags AP out of the ring, and tosses him into the casket. The man takes AP away, back up the ramp!

 

WE ARE OUT OF TIME! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! ASHES 2 ASHES IN TWO WEEKS!

 

Mad props to Evenflow, CWM, AP, SuperStar, BPP, Tony, Jingus, and everyone else who helped Sandie out on this show!