OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 6/13/02

[Guest alfdogg]

HeldDOWN for June 13, 2002

 

Hold Me Down by Tommy Lee plays, the Pyro hits and We Are LIVE at the Angle Arena infront of 55,001 rabid OAOAST fans!

 

Big Vs. Jingus

 

 

VERDI’S REQUIM hits and Jingus stalks down to the ring accompanied by MarioLogan. ROLLING by Limp Bizkit hits and Big McFrickin'LargeHuge hits the ring.

 

Big charges with a Flying Forearm that staggers the Monster Jingus. Big bounces off the ropes with a bodypress and Jingus catches him and Gorilla Presses him over his head and tosses him to the floor! While Jingus distracts the Ref MarioLogan chokes out Big and tosses him back into the ring for the waiting Jingus. Jingus with a DROPPY DOG ONE ARMED JUDO SLAM! 1…2… but Big gets his foot on the rope. Jings picks Big up and tosses him hard into the turnbuckles. Big hits so hard the ring shudders. Jingus locks on the Camel Clutch and Big is screaming in agony. Jingus finally breaks the hold and goes for the HELLBUSTER but Big counters with a roll up for 1. Big hits a RUDO CHOP and a RUDO KICK to the head and goes for the piledriver but Jingus backdrops him to the canvas.

 

The Masked Mystery Eskimo wanders down to ringside carrying a bucket of fish heads. MarioLogan goes to intercept MME and MME tosses the fish heads on Mario and hits a brainbuster on the floor. MME jumps up on the side of the apron and gestures at Jingus who has Big in a modified Camel Clutch. Jingus releases Big and goes fof MME but Big hits a low blow to the monsters vulnerable jeweles and hits the TIGER DRIVER 91~! 1…2…3! Big and MME quickly flee.

 

Winner: BIG

 

Jingus sits up and MarioLogan comes into the ring. Jingus is visibly upset with Mario. Jinus grabs him in the Iron Claw and signals for the CLAWSLAM but he stops and lets Mario go and storms out of the ring.

 

The camera cuts to the back where Big is shown giving The Masked Mystery Eskimo a dozen fresh fish. They shake hands and go their separate ways.

 

As the camera fades aout a scream of rage is heard coming from Caboose’s dressing room, “ I AM NOT WEARING TH…”

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

Da Right Angle” hits and Anglesault comes out. He stops to be

amongst the pyro. He enters the cage to await his opponent. The

Dungeon theme hits, and Frankenstein’s Monster steps out, but he can’t

seem to get in the cage. We have to cut to a commercial.

 

 

 

::Commercial break::

 

 

 

During the break: The cage is being raised.

 

 

 

We’re back: The Monster is in the ring with Anglesault, as the cage

is lowered.

 

 

 

Bell rings.

 

 

 

Sault runs straight at the Monster, and starts punching him. The

Monster shoves him off and sends him flying. Sault comes back with a

dropkick, and attempts the 10 punches in the corner, but is stopped at

four, when the Monster tosses him. Sault hasn’t removed his belt yet,

takes it off and hits the Monster in the face with it, but he doesn’t

drop him. He goes for more belt shots, and the Monster falls into the

ropes. Anglesault pummels the Monster, as he is tangled up. The

Monster boots Anglesault, as he tries a running clothesline. The

Monster picks up Sault, and tosses him, when he gets out. The Monster

puts Sault in the corner and uses Kevin Nash like elbows on him, then

he proceeds to use the choke with the boot in the corner, as

Anglesault drops to the ground. The Monster stands on Sault, until he

turns red.

 

 

 

The lights go out, then come back on, but are very dim. Lord Samhaine

steps out and looks stands by the cage.

 

 

 

The Monster goes for a powerbomb, but Sault counters, by grabbing the

cage. The Monster drops Sault, which causes him to go for the

Angleslam, which doesn’t work. The Monster decides to finish off

Sault, he puts him down with the

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anglesault falls through the ring, crawls from under it. The ref

awards the match to Anglesault.

 

 

 

Samhaine comes by and tells Anglesault, “Where’s Molly?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

 

 

Anglesault gets up and runs to the back.

 

 

 

Breaking Point’s “One of a Kind” hits, and the Reject comes out to

greet the fans. He steps in the ring and waits for his opponent.

Suddenly, his music is cut of by the Dungeon’s laughter.

 

 

 

Deebo and Bane step out, and head to the ring. Deebo steps in first,

and attacks the Reject.

 

 

 

Bell rings.

 

 

 

Deebo continues to assault the Reject. Reject pokes Deebo in the

eyes, but he no sells, Reject hits Deebo with a Superkick, but he

still no sells. Deebo grabs the Reject and starts to choke him. The

ref separates them and warns Deebo. While all of this is going on,

Bane bulks up, and gets in the ring. Bane pummels the Reject, and

gets out, before the ref turns around. Deebo traps the Reject in a

bearhug, but is forced to let go, when he reaches the ropes. Deebo

refuses to let go, so the ref has to separate them again, Bane storms

in, and powerbombs the Reject, and then leaves again. Deebo goes to

the Reject, and chokes him again, but doesn’t let go. The ref calls

for the bell, and disqualifies Deebo.

 

 

 

Bane gets in and helps Deebo, pummel the Reject. The Reject slides

out and goes for a chair, he gets back in and tosses it at Bane, and

hits him with the Total Rejection, but it still doesent drop him. A

large man comes through the crowd, causing Deebo, and Bane to leave.

This large man punches the Reject, and knocks him out. The large man

leaves with the Dungeon members, as the laugh is heard again.

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

Sandman Vs. The Superstar

 

 

FIVE MINUTES ALONE hits and the Sandman makes his way to the ring carrying his mop. The Superstar comes from the crowd in a heinous sneak attack on Sandman. Superstar hits a German suplex and stomps away on Sandman’s shoulder. Superstar picks Sandman up and goes for the BRITISH BULLDOG RUNNING POWERSLAM but Sandman slips out and hits a release overhead suplex, Sandman follows that up with a knee drop and a knee lift. Sandman hits the YAKUZA KICK for 2. Superstar has been cut open and is bleeding profusely.

 

Sandman picks him up and props him up in the corner and unleashes some chops that would make Ric Flair green with envy. Superstar comes back with a poke to the eye and a WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS. Superstar with a SITDOWN POWERBOMB 1…2…NO! Sandman kicks out. Superstar locks on Move 185 (arm-BAR) Sandman refuses to tap out and eventually imagines to make it to the ropes. Superstar with an arm wringer but Sandman blocks it and hits a DDT. Superstar rolls to the outside to grab a breather. Superstar grabs Sandman’s mop and charges back into the ring and breaks it over his head. Zack Malibu and Evenflowddt run down to the ring and help lay a beating on the unconscious Sandman. Zack locks on a sleeper while the ref screams for some help and awards the match to Sandman.

 

Winner: Sandman

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

::The Ultra-Expensive Custom In Crowd Limo drives up, and Michael Cole steps out, and goes over and opens the door for evenflowDDT and Alison to step out. evenflowDDT is noticeably angry, and Cole brings out a microphone.

 

Michael Cole: evenflowDDT, any particular reasons why you don't have a match tonight, so close to your unification match with alfdogg at Great Angle Bash?

 

evenflowDDT: Cole, I decide when I wrestle and when I don't. ME! And I don't need to prove my worth to you or ANYONE tonight! I've got more worth in my little pinky finger than you do in your whole body! I just came here so all those that worship me get what they paid for. ::evenflowDDT smirks at the camera:: As for the Great Angle Bash, can't you feel it? There's something in the air... something that says not only will I destroy alfdogg and become the first UNIFIED U.S. CHAMPION, I'll also become one of the tag team champs... and THEN WHAT? I'll TELL you what... you'll all bow... each and every one of you ungrateful jack-asses will kiss the ground before me, in awe of my greatness! You won't deny it... all that gold will make my star shine brighter than any of man or god! ::crowd boos:: YOU WILL WORSHIP ME!

 

Cole: Ummm.... OK. evenflow, your thoughts on Monday night's match?

 

evenflowDDT: Dammit Cole, DAMMIT! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?! I DON'T PAY YOU TO REMIND ME OF MY FAILURES!!! You know, it's one thing for these losers to be jealous of me. I mean let's face it, I'm richer, tougher, smarter, and better-looking than EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS ARENA! ::evenflowDDT gives Alison a quick peck on the cheek:: Present company excluded of course. I can see how they'd be jealous. Hell, I used to be jealous of people like me too. But that gives them no right to SCREW ME! I was screwed by alfdogg, which I have no problem with seeing as how he'll be hospitalized come Sunday, but dammit, I was screwed by caboose, not even a week after I gave up the World Title by laying down and helping him! It's a good thing we meet in the tag tournament, because this is it! Whatever business... agreement thing The In Crowd had with The Deadly Alliance is done, now, TONIGHT!

 

::Big Poppa Popick enters

 

BPP: Wait a minute, man. I can see why you're mad, but don't jump to conclusions. It'll all make sense... you'll see. We gotta stick together...

 

::BPP exits, and evenflowDDT is just dumb-founded. He stands there for a second, until Alison leads him back to the limo and it drives away.::

 

Zack Vs. Angle-Plex

 

SAVED BY THE BELL hits and Zack accompanied by Evenflow makes his way to the ring. SONG 2 plays and AnglePlex runs to the ring and tackles Zack to the ground and rains fist after fist on his head. Zack gets a thumb to the eye though and then a inverted DDT. Zack with a Russian Leg Sweep float over into a pin that gets 2. Zack works the jab before going for a Northern Lights Suplex that AnglePlex reverses into a neckbreaker. Both men are down and out the ref reaches 7 on the count before both men make it to their feet.

 

AnglePlex goes for a boot to the mid section but Zack catches it and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip and locks on the CROWD CONTROL STF. AP makes it to the ropes and manages to hit a desperation low blow and a brainbuster for 2. Angle-Plex goes for the 10 STAR FROG SPLASH but Evenflow pushes him off and Zack makes the cover. 1…2…3!

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BPP is backstage in the DAPA office, taping up his hands for his upcoming handicap match against CWM and SomeGuy

 

Tony "the Body" enters with a mic to grab a few quick words with the IZ Commissioner.

 

Tony: "Big Poppa, as a result of last Monday, you've been booked in a handicap match against 2 aWo members. Your thoughts?"

 

BPP: "Tony, I think it's plainly obvious that AnglePlex has realized he can't beat a healthy Poppa, so he's relying on his buddies in the Ass Wiping Order to soften me up some. Sure. Fine. You already know about how i feel about CWM and this piece of crap show called HeldDown.

 

Tony: "And CWM hates that you bring that up, because INTENSEzone still hammers HELDdown in the ratings."

 

BPP: "I know, he's jealous, they're all jealous of my success. I started as a nothing, and now im one of the most powerful people in the most deadly alliance the OaOasT has ever seen. But this tag match, it doesn't matter. Because Sunday, at the Great Angle Bash, I'm guarenteeing a victory over AnglePlax, and then its..."

 

BPP grabs the mike..."Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye......"

BPP tilts his head...:"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkaaa!"

 

The crowd chants along as BPP leaves a stunned Tony.

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. CWM and SomeGuy is next!

 

BPP Vs. CWM/SG

DA PORNO MUSIC~! Hits and CWM and Some Guy make their way to the ring. BPP comes out to no music and no pyro by order of CWM.

 

Some Guy starts off in the ring with Popick. They tie up and SG grabs a headlock

BPP pushes SG off and grabs a headlock of his own. SG makes the blind tag to CWM and CWM grabs BPP from behind and nails a Overhead belly to back suplex. CWM hits a snap suplex and a neckbreaker before tagging SG back in. SG goes for a piledriver but BPP reverses and hits FINALITY!! CWM runs in and breaks it up with a DDT to Popick. SG tags in CWM and CWM hits a POLLYCUTTER1…2…NO! BPP kicks out! CWM can’t believe it, he picks him up for a conspiracy bomb but BPP reverses it into a facebuster 1…2…NO SG breaks that up and hits a WHEELBARROW SOME-PLEX! SG picks him up and he and CWM hit the REVERSE 3D 1…2…3!!

 

Winners: CWM and Some Guy

 

Some Guy begins to leave the ring but CWM stops him and makes a gesture saying he isn’t done with BPP yet, so they pick him up and hit the SOMESDAY DEVICE. CWM grabs a chair and wraps it around Popick’s head with a VICOUS shot!

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

Caboose Vs Treble Charged in a Evening Gown match

 

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME hits and Caboose is escorted out to the ring by a pair of security guards that are making sure he doesn’t try and run away. BRAND NEW LOW hits and Treble Charged is escorted to the ring by his own security guards. The two ‘men’ take off their robes and are both wearing dresses. They go to tie up when CWM’s music hits and he appears on the screen.

 

CWM: STOP! STOP! STOP! HAHAHA! Don’t even think about trying to tear each others clothes off! You actually think I WANT you two to take each others clothes off? Who do I look Like? BPP? HAHAHA, I just wanted to see if you’d do it! Oh and I have a message for both of you from Anglesault. The guards will deliver it to you though! HAHAHA!

 

TC and Caboose turn towards the guards who have whipped out their night sticks, the guards break the night sticks over their heads and lay a beating on them that would do the LAPD proud.

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

 

KONA CRUSH hits and Alfdogg makes his way down to the ring. “Let me make this short and sweet! I want Anglesault right here right now!”

 

DA RIGHT ANGLE hits and AS comes down to the ring.

 

Anglesault: I’ll fight you but my belt isn’t on the line! It’s only YOUR belt that’s on the line!

 

Alfdogg: Deal!

 

Anglesault Vs. Alfdogg

 

 

Alfdogg hits a chop and a poke to the eye. Alfdogg hits a AA SPINEBUSTER and stomps away on AS’s ribs. Alfdogg locks on an abdominal stretch and streches AS’s ribs to hell. He keeps using the roped for leverage and the ref finally catches him and breaks the hold. Alfdogg hits the Superkick and goes up top and hits a splash right on AS’s exposed ribs 1…2…NO Anglesault kicks out! Alfdogg picks him up and hits a vertical suplex. He picks AS up for a piledriver but Sault blocks and backdrops him. Anglesault hits a reverse thrust kick and a reverse DDT for 2. AS goes up top and hits a missile dropkick for 2 again.

 

Anglesault goes for a snap suplex but Alf blocks and locks him in the RINGS OF ALF! AS is screaming in agony, you can hear his ribs sbapping under the preassure! With his last desperate bit of energy AS gets his toe on the rops forcing Alf to break the hold. Alf picks him up and whips him ribs first into the turnbuckles. He does it again but AS hits the ref, REF BUMP BAYBEE~! Alf goes outside and grabs a chair. He nails a dazed AS with it and then puts it on his stomach. Alf goes up top for the 5 STAR ALF SPLASH! Alf hits it but there’s no ref! All of a sudden the lights go out and MASTER OF PUPPETS hits and The Mysterious One rappels from the ceiling!

 

TMO revives the ref and the ref counts 1…2…NO!! AS kicked out! TMO grabs the nearby chair and nails AS over the head with it and then gives him a tombstone piledriver on it as Alf distracts the ref. Tmo gets out of the ring and Alf makes the cover. 1…2…3!

 

Winner and Still IC champ: Alfdogg

 

TMO gets in the ring and lifts Alf’s arm in victory…and suddenly hits the TORMENTED SOUL DDT!! TMO reaches into his pocket and pulls out a can of yellow spray paint and paints a yellow streak down Alf’s back. TMO grabs some silver spray paint and paints “TRAITOR” on Anglesault’s back before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

 

 

WHERE WAS THE DEADLY ALLIANCE? WHERE WAS THE aWo?

 

END OF SHOW