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The Jim Ross Drinking Game


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Guest Croooooow!
Posted

Here it is.

 

1 shot for:

"Bah gawd!"

"Dammit!"

"scalded dog"

"crazier than a pet coon"

"government mule"

 

2 shots for:

confusing Matt and Jeff

confusing Edge and Christian

a "modified" or "variation" move

not calling the match

"Booger Red"

"scintillating"

 

3 shots for:

confusing people who look nothing alike

"Austin! Austin! Austin!"

A bad mixed metaphor "They're grabbing the brass ring from the window of opportunity" and the like

 

The Whole Damn Bottle for:

"my dead mama"

 

Add your own suggestions.

Guest Croooooow!
Posted

How'd I forget Hoss?

 

Add:

 

3 shots for:

"Stud"

any BBQ sauce reference

any Sooners reference

 

I'm getting hammered tomorrow night!

Guest Anglesault
Posted

And to make it fun, only Eddy and Scott Hall may play!

Guest areacode212
Posted

2 shots for:

"educated feet"

"unorthodox style"

confusing Benoit and Jericho

 

someone should compile all of these and have an admin post it on thesmarks.com. I once did a Wrestling Observer Live drinking game, and Dave & Bryan actually read it on the air...that was pretty cool.

Guest areacode212
Posted

...and for Ross Report readers

"this year will be THE YEAR for <wrestler x>" <-- 2 shots when the end of the year comes around and wrestler x is still a jobber

 

1 shot:

"we can't wait to jump-start our lightheavyweight division"

Guest Croooooow!
Posted

If it's 3 for a slobberknocker, it's 4 for a barnburner.

 

Take 2 for a Heinous Attack.

 

Just so you at least get something in your system, take a shot right off the bat for "I'm Good Ol' J.R."

 

5 shots if the city of Muskogie, OK (This is wilder than payday night in downtown Muskogie!) is in any way referenced.

 

Yeah, let's get Scotsman or Jon Richardson to post this to TheSmarks

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

You wrote the drinking game that Dave and Bryan read!? Wow I still remember that!

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

3 shots for "King, that's not right"

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

3 more shots for "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"

 

and 2 more for "dispicable human being."

Guest TheBigBadBootyDaddy
Posted

Man Hardball with Chris Matthews...

 

man take a shot on every "axis of evil"

 

Your opponent takes shots on WWII references

Posted
A bad mixed metaphor "They're grabbing the brass ring from the window of opportunity" and the like

 

The Whole Damn Bottle for:

"my dead mama"

I don't think I've ever heard him use a mixed metaphor or talk about his dead mom. What mixed metaphors does he use? I don't think he does it too often.

 

And to that one guy...I've never heard him mention Muskogie. Your pulling everyone's leg man...you have to be!

Guest Croooooow!
Posted

"My dead mama" has been used before.

 

The "This is like a Friday night in Muskogie" is in mothballs right now.

 

Addition to the Drinking Game:

5 shots if J.R. gets involved in the ring action

2 shots for "By gawd that's just not right!"

2 shots for "Busted Wide Open!"

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

to make the game truly fun, take a shot for every time J.R. sas a word that has an "e" in it, it'll keep you on your toes...or on your ass passed out

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