Test on film

[Guest DeputyHawk]

from rajahwwf, this made me chuckle. good luck to the lad.

 

- Test may be taking some time off in the near future for cosmetic surgery on his chest, much like the Rock did a few years back. Test has also hired an agent and is actively pursuing some acting roles and many in WWE are laughing at him, but only because he's considered one of the worst actors on the roster.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I hope he succeeds, just to give people on the internet a kick in the teeth. I really, really do.

[Guest Downhome]

I'll put it this way. I never thought Rocky Maiavia would be able to get any role in Hollywood, much less in blockbusters after seeing HIS on screen sh*t "back in the day", so who knows what the hell Test can really do.

[Rob E Dangerously]

Test can be in an action film where he slaps his pants and kicks people

[Guest Army Eye]

Rock is not a good actor either so you never know. Test doesn't have the movie star looks that Rock does though.

[Guest art_vandelay]

The only roles suitable for a man with Test's acting ability is pro wrestling and porn.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I hope he succeeds, just to give people on the internet a kick in the teeth. I really, really do.

That's pretty funny, considering who we're talking about.

 

C'mon... Test... kick... teeth...

 

You know, when your own company is laughing at that venture, that should tell you something....

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Cosmetic surgery on Rock? I missed something here.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Bricks]

Rock's man boobs. Remember when he wore that workout suit during his corporate days. It was to hide scars.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Rock had chest surgery in late 1998, which is why in that period (i.e. feuds with Mankind), he always wore a shirt and track pants.

[Guest Incandenza]

I never noticed Test's titties before, so I have no idea what to make of this.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, I thought it was just to look even more heelish. I always wondered why he wore that outfit, but didn't think beyond the character.

 

Strange, his chest seemed fine before the surgery. Did he really need it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest BionicRedneck]

HA! Test an actor?

 

maybe in porn. Terrible soft-core porn. Saying things like "What are you a tease?" and "Once you've had Test...you'll forget aboot the rest"

 

I knew the Rock had surgery, but I didn't know that was why he wore that suit thing.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Strange, his chest seemed fine before the surgery. Did he really need it?

It's not that he really needed it, but supposedly Samoans later in life develop really saggy boobs, so he had the surgery to prevent that.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Strange, his chest seemed fine before the surgery. Did he really need it?

It's not that he really needed it, but supposedly Samoans later in life develop really saggy boobs, so he had the surgery to prevent that.

Yes, the disease is called Samous Boobie Neurosis

[Guest AndrewTS]

Ironic that Test wore the boobs in his relationship with Stacy this long.

[Guest Anglesault]

I heard Test is going for the lead in the new Mr. Ed film.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Supposedly Samoans later in life develop really saggy boobs, so he had the surgery to prevent that.

Now THAT'S funny!

 

I heard Test is going for the lead in the new Mr. Ed film.

A hoss is a hoss of coss of coss but you've never heard of a wrestling hoss but when he kicks he is the boss, talk to Mr. Test!

 

"Oh Wilbur, what's this all aboot?"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, since someone mentioned Stacy, on the Babe of the Year site, they said Stacy was a chestal handful. She was against Linda, who isn't that big herself, but slightly larger. For Linda they said "size doesn't matter."

 

Gee, how nice of them.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Test might as well move to porn. When he premeired in those shorty short shorts he had an absurdly huge bulge in his pants. Even a grandma in the front row was staring at it once.

 

As for Stacy and boobs, well, maybe a three year old's handful. =b

 

Give me Torrie or Molly or Trish any day over Stacy thanks.

[Guest MrSCARY]

With all the talk of man boobs and the bulge in his pants, I'm starting to feel pretty ill.

 

 

 

[Guest bob_barron]

Hey there Lance Romance!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

What would Test be like in porn? He'd probably deadpan "There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited."

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Test seems to be in good shape. Don't think it's necessary.

Imagine the guys talking about this in the back...

 

**Test in the mirror grabbing his chest**

Test- Hey, guys. You think i'm getting busty?

Lance- I don't know, you do look a little saggy there.

Test- Yeah I know what exactly your talking aboot.

Lance- Maybe if you get it, you can start acting like The Rock.

Test- Yeah, all the ladies love the tight boobies eh?

Flair- No.

 

 

i know...wasn'f funny...but hey.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

What would Test be like in porn? He'd probably deadpan "There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited."

For some reason, I picture him running in on a sex scene, hitting the kick of death on the guy, and take over doing the nasty.

 

It won't be porn...it's PORN ENTERTAINMENT!