Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted September 5, 2002 from rajahwwf, this made me chuckle. good luck to the lad. - Test may be taking some time off in the near future for cosmetic surgery on his chest, much like the Rock did a few years back. Test has also hired an agent and is actively pursuing some acting roles and many in WWE are laughing at him, but only because he's considered one of the worst actors on the roster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I hope he succeeds, just to give people on the internet a kick in the teeth. I really, really do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I'll put it this way. I never thought Rocky Maiavia would be able to get any role in Hollywood, much less in blockbusters after seeing HIS on screen sh*t "back in the day", so who knows what the hell Test can really do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Test can be in an action film where he slaps his pants and kicks people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Rock is not a good actor either so you never know. Test doesn't have the movie star looks that Rock does though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest art_vandelay Report post Posted September 5, 2002 The only roles suitable for a man with Test's acting ability is pro wrestling and porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I hope he succeeds, just to give people on the internet a kick in the teeth. I really, really do. That's pretty funny, considering who we're talking about. C'mon... Test... kick... teeth... You know, when your own company is laughing at that venture, that should tell you something.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Cosmetic surgery on Rock? I missed something here. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bricks Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Rock's man boobs. Remember when he wore that workout suit during his corporate days. It was to hide scars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Rock had chest surgery in late 1998, which is why in that period (i.e. feuds with Mankind), he always wore a shirt and track pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I never noticed Test's titties before, so I have no idea what to make of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Oh, I thought it was just to look even more heelish. I always wondered why he wore that outfit, but didn't think beyond the character. Strange, his chest seemed fine before the surgery. Did he really need it? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 5, 2002 HA! Test an actor? maybe in porn. Terrible soft-core porn. Saying things like "What are you a tease?" and "Once you've had Test...you'll forget aboot the rest" I knew the Rock had surgery, but I didn't know that was why he wore that suit thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Strange, his chest seemed fine before the surgery. Did he really need it? It's not that he really needed it, but supposedly Samoans later in life develop really saggy boobs, so he had the surgery to prevent that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Strange, his chest seemed fine before the surgery. Did he really need it? It's not that he really needed it, but supposedly Samoans later in life develop really saggy boobs, so he had the surgery to prevent that. Yes, the disease is called Samous Boobie Neurosis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Ironic that Test wore the boobs in his relationship with Stacy this long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I heard Test is going for the lead in the new Mr. Ed film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Supposedly Samoans later in life develop really saggy boobs, so he had the surgery to prevent that. Now THAT'S funny! I heard Test is going for the lead in the new Mr. Ed film. A hoss is a hoss of coss of coss but you've never heard of a wrestling hoss but when he kicks he is the boss, talk to Mr. Test! "Oh Wilbur, what's this all aboot?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Oh, since someone mentioned Stacy, on the Babe of the Year site, they said Stacy was a chestal handful. She was against Linda, who isn't that big herself, but slightly larger. For Linda they said "size doesn't matter." Gee, how nice of them. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Test might as well move to porn. When he premeired in those shorty short shorts he had an absurdly huge bulge in his pants. Even a grandma in the front row was staring at it once. As for Stacy and boobs, well, maybe a three year old's handful. =b Give me Torrie or Molly or Trish any day over Stacy thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrSCARY Report post Posted September 5, 2002 With all the talk of man boobs and the bulge in his pants, I'm starting to feel pretty ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Hey there Lance Romance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 What would Test be like in porn? He'd probably deadpan "There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Test seems to be in good shape. Don't think it's necessary. Imagine the guys talking about this in the back... **Test in the mirror grabbing his chest** Test- Hey, guys. You think i'm getting busty? Lance- I don't know, you do look a little saggy there. Test- Yeah I know what exactly your talking aboot. Lance- Maybe if you get it, you can start acting like The Rock. Test- Yeah, all the ladies love the tight boobies eh? Flair- No. i know...wasn'f funny...but hey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted September 6, 2002 What would Test be like in porn? He'd probably deadpan "There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited." For some reason, I picture him running in on a sex scene, hitting the kick of death on the guy, and take over doing the nasty. It won't be porn...it's PORN ENTERTAINMENT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
