The Christopher Nowinski school of dating

[Rob E Dangerously]

Anybody see the lack of logic of Nowinski constantly claiming that he will nail Molly LIVE on TV when Molly could logically be watching it later?

 

Isn't Molly 5 or so years older than Nowinski also?

 

as long as Chris keeps the perm.. he will finally burst though the hymen

 

like you can at the 'Christopher Nowinski school of dating', where you learn skills like:

 

1- perming your hair

 

2- bragging about your future achievements to everybody

 

3- wearing an icebag after you stupidly jump off the ropes though a table

 

4- and the special guide on 'How to pop it'

 

The CNSoD wants you, to burst through the hymen (or just their doors)

 

Whoo

 

ReD

[Guest mickberna]

While he actually doesn't have a perm (it's called curly hair people), I can't argue with his methods of courting Molly. I predict that in the next intergender match he pushes Trish out of the way and lies on his back, taking the Molly-Go-Round full on with his groin.

[Ultimo Dugas]

Anybody see the lack of logic of Nowinski constantly claiming that he will nail Molly LIVE on TV when Molly could logically be watching it later?

 

Of course it doesn't make much sense, but many angles could be easily ruined if that were possible. In any event, Norwinski spelling it out on RAW about bursting through Molly's hymen was damned hillarious.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Isn't Molly 5 or so years older than Nowinski also?

Nope--Saturday's her birthday, and she'll be 25. If Nowinski graduated around the age of 18, he probably spent at least 4 years in Harvard, give or take. I'd assume at this point they'd be about the same age.

 

And for some reason I think they may play it off that Buh Buh already popped it with that powerbomb through the table. Or maybe when Chris tries to make a move Bradshaw clocks him from behind with a cowbell, calling him a cheating little bastard.

[Guest deadbeater]

Molly is a gymnast. She stretched it that way. Bursting through hymen at this point is only symbolic.

 

From what I calculate, she will be 24 on Saturday, but it doesn't really matter.

 

It would be a lot more fun if Molly would announce that she and her cousins agreed that before her first time, the cousins work over her date first.

 

As in a beat-down ceremony.

 

As in fighting the guy in order to tenderize him. What did you think I meant??

[Guest AndrewTS]

Molly is a gymnast. She stretched it that way. Bursting through hymen at this point is only symbolic.

 

Fron what I calculate, she will be 24 on Saturday, but it doesn't really matter.

I meant in storyline terms. Yeah, most likely she doesn't have one, but common sense goes out the window in the WWE.

 

And I've heard born in 1977 and 1978, but I'm not sure which is which.

 

It would be a lot more fun if Molly would announce that she and her cousins agreed that before her first time, the cousins work over her date first.  

 

As in a beat-down ceremony.

 

As in fighting the guy in order to tenderize him.  What did you think I meant??

 

Is that some weird Alabama custom I haven't heard about?

[Guest dreamer420]

I like the Nowinski character because he is so blunt it is funny. It is Jerry Lawler that is ruining the character because all of Nowinski's lines gets pounded into the ground over and over.

 

The WWE must have told him to grow his hair out too because it looks like that is what he has started.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I still don't get why Molly doesn't turn around and look at the TitanTron when the Nowinski promos play. Don't they show up on there for the live crowd to see?

[Guest BifEverchad]

I predict that in the next intergender match he pushes Trish out of the way and lies on his back, taking the Molly-Go-Round full on with his groin.

lol

 

that would be SOOOOO HILARIOUS!

 

[Guest Killing Joke]

Hey Biff, who exactly is Amanda Walsh? I feel like I should know her..(in fact I KNOW I should)..but it escapes me. Cute though.

[Guest deadbeater]

One thing I don't get...why does this angle get only 5-10 minutes when it is the long-term angle they got on RAW?

 

And why don't Lawler just shut up and leave Chris's words be? I don't hear him saying "HHH wants to screw Chris Jericho. Is he trying to outdo Billy, Chuck and Rico?" That would be much funnier.

 

Ok back to the Molly/Chris angle. Lawler constant chatting is backfiring big time. Whereas a little dash of sugar is needed, the Lawler talk added too much, making it inedible to some.

[Guest Angle-plex]

And why don't Lawler just shut up and leave Chris's words be? I don't hear him saying "HHH wants to screw Chris Jericho. Is he trying to outdo Billy, Chuck and Rico?" That would be much funnier.

 

I don't think he wants to get fired though..............

[Guest The Czech Republic]

We want him to get fired.

[Guest snowfan]

We want him to get fired.

 

 

Indeed.

[Guest deadbeater]

Hey HHH implied, no he explicitly said that Angle was gay on a Smackdown. Angle gave HHH such a beatdown that all of us, even The Rock, currently mind our business about Angle's orientation.

 

I treat such accusations as those from Sam Cohn, the closeted gay lawyer who ran anti-commie interference for Sen. McCarthy, and probably outed some guys in his spare time: one who accuses, accuses himself. Pretty soon "Screw Chris Jericho" may take a literal meaning. I suggest to Chris to avoid dropping the soap in the locker room.

 

Count on the Rock alluding to it when he returns. He can get away with it.