World Championship Wrestling - 6/15/02

[Guest alfdogg]

JR: We're less than 24 hours from the biggest event in OAOAST history! An event the Board of Directors have been planning for nearly 2 months.

Tony, tomorrow is The Great Angle Bash.

 

Tony: That's right, Jim Ross. The Great Angle Bash was moved up a week due to popular demand. It's going to be an incredible night of action.

 

JR: Later on in The Great Angle Bash control center segment we'll run down the entire Bash card.

This is also the last show of WCW. We'll explain later on tonight.

 

"Woohoo" hits and Angle-Plex goes to the ring expecting his first win.

 

JR: With the sound of that music, let's go to the ring for our first match.

 

Fink: "This Match will only end when one member of the Dungeon of

Doom is pinned, or when Angle-Plex dies. Now introducing first, the jobber of the OAOAST, Angle-Plex."

 

JR: When was that added? I don't have this on my format.

 

Tony: It's not on mine either. Then again, this is the Dungeon of Doom. Who have a match tomorrow night against Sandman9000 & GreenMist in a Tower of Doom cage match. When the Dungeon is involved...you know things will get wild and crazy.

 

JR: That's correct. And Angle-Plex is facing Big Poppa Popick in a career vs. commissioner's job match. This could be the last time we see AP on OAOAST TV.

 

Tony: That will open more TV time for me.

 

"The Thing That Should Not Be" hits. The Dungeon steps out, and goes to the ring.

 

Fink: "And now introducing next, the Dungeon of Doom."

 

::Bell rings.::

 

* DING *

 

The Taskmaster steps in and starts the fight with Angle-Plex. They fight for a while, Angle-Plex runs back, and hits a spinning heel kick, which drops the Taskmaster. Angle-Plex traps the Taskmaster in the Figure-Four leglock, but doesn't tap out. He screams for a while, Angle-Plex looks like he's going to get the win, but....

Deebo runs in and chokes Angle-Plex. Angle-Plex kicks him in the face, and runs out, he grabs the bell, and hits Deebo in the face repeatedly with the bell until the man with the crooked eyes is stunned. Angle-Plex finishes him with a kick to the nuts, and Deebo drops. Angle-Plex goes for a pin 1! 2! And no! The One Man Gang interrupts by dropping an elbow.

 

Tony: JR, how are we going to call this match.

 

JR: I don't know. This is getting crazy.

 

Angle-Plex tries to hit the Angle-Plex on the Gang, but he's too fat to slam. The Gang repeatedly punishes 'Plex with his chain. 'Plex kicks the Gang in the nuts, and whips him with his own chain for a while. The Gang, and 'Plex are both busted open, the Gang retreats.

Zodiac sneaks up behind Angle-Plex, and locks in the sleeper hold. 'Plex swings the chain, back knocking Zodiac down. 'Plex whips Zodiac with the chain, until he rolls out of the ring, and retreats.

 

JR: What is that noise?

 

::A rumble is felt.::

 

FatBastard comes in for some reason, and fights 'Plex. The Fat man squashes 'Plex with an Avalanche, and hits legs drop on him. The Fatbastard walks all over 'Plex, which causes him to cough up blood. FatBastard hits a banzai drop and refuses to get up.

 

JR: AP just got squashed!

 

Freddy runs in, and stabs the Fat man. Krueger stabs 'Plex's broken body. 'Plex counters with a DDT, which knocks him out. 'Plex covers him for the pin. 1! 2! And no!

 

JR: This is getting out of hand.

 

::The Ministry's music hits, as Samhaine comes out to sit at ringside.::

 

John Tenta jumps around, causing an Earthquake which knocks 'Plex off of Freddy. Tenta pounds on him for a while, 'Plex kicks him in the nuts, and goes for a cross body. Tenta catches him, and powerslams him. Tenta starts the tremors, and hits an Earthquake splash, and then connects with an Aftershock. Tenta leaves for some reason.

 

Tony: There goes Tenta.

 

Bane gets in and throws 'Plex around. Bane plays with the device on his arm, and grows larger. Bane pummels 'Plex, and then leaves. Ice starts to fall.

Sub-Zero gets in, and kicks 'Plex repeatedly in the stomach, but 'Plex catches him, and hits the Angle-plex on him. 1! 2! And no. 'Plex is stabbed in the stomach.

 

Tony: Blood and stabbing. When you see that, you know the Dungeon was here.

 

Samhanie: AHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! That's the Dungeon at work.

 

Tony: Ask it a question, Ross.

 

JR: I'm not talking to that freak.

 

::Samhanie gives JR a weird look.::

 

The Shape chokeslams 'Plex, and stands over his corpse. 'Plex recovers, and gets a small package on the Shape. 1! 2! And no! The Shape kicks out, and 'Plex performs a spinning Heel kick, knocking the knife out of the Shape's hand. 'Plex does the impossible, by Angle-Plexing the Shape. 1! 2! And what the Hell was that! A giant elbow crashes through the roof and lands on Angle-Plex.

 

JR: I don't know wheather to be shocked or sicken by this.

 

Mr. Stay Puft grabs 'Plex, and takes his clothes off. Mr. Stay Puft, plays dress up with 'Plex, by putting a dress on him. Stay Puft leaves.

 

Tony: They put a dress on AP.

 

Jason lumbers in and repeatedly chokeslams 'Plex. Jason stomps 'Plex then traps him in the Cranium crunch. Frankenstein's Monster runs in.

The Monster puts 'Plex down with the

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The monster leaves as Jingus comes in with a sickle.

 

JR: Now what?

 

Jingus prepares to execute 'Plex, but is interrupted by "Real American" playing.

Hulk Hogan comes out, and goes into the ring.

 

JR: IT'S HULK HOGAN!!

 

Tony: What's this fool doing here?

 

Hogan rips his shirt and tosses it and Jingus. Jingus clawslams Hogan, and resumes the execution. Jingus is interrupted by the crowd cheering at Hogan's Hulk-Up. Jingus pounds on Hogan, and Hogan gets up and shakes his head, and stomps around. Jingus jams the sickle in Hogan's head, and Hogan stops, and shakes his finger at Jingus. Jingus swings his sickle at Hogan, but Hogan blocks, and punches Jingus three times. Hogan gives Jingus the irish whip and the Big Boot, Hogan starts signaling for a slam, which the commentators refuse to believe that Hogan can do. Hogan slams Jingus and finishes him with the leg drop. Hogan covers him 1! 2! 3!

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING *

 

JR: Hogan pinned Jingus!

 

Tony: He can't pin him.

 

"Woohoo" plays, but is topped, by Finkle's announcement.

 

Finkle: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has awarded the match

to....The Immortal Huuulk Hogan!"

 

::"Real American" plays and Hogan poses for five hours. Looks like Angle-Plex didn't win this time.::

 

JR: Well, we're lucky this show is taped or we would still be sitting here watching Hogan pose.

 

Tony: Nobody cares about Hogan.

 

JR: We'll be back after this.

 

----Commerical ad for the GAB

 

"Tomorrow night in Pittsburgh...it's The Great Angle Bash! One night of incredible OAOAST action. Every OAOAST Superstar will be there.

It's The Great Angle Bash! Tomorrow night. LIVE! Only on Pay-Per-View!

 

The Superstar w/Zack Malibu vs. "Florida's Favorite Son" Alligator Jack w/Billy the fake alligator

 

::"Superstar" hits and the crowd boos because they hate that song, yo.::

 

Gary: Coming down the aisle, accompanied by fellow In Crowd member, Zack Malibu, from Naples Florida -- weighing 237 pounds, In Crowd member The Superstar, James Allan! (Mixed reaction)

 

::Superstar goes through the ropes and poses, and then grabs a mic::

 

Superstar: Shutup a minute so you can hear what I have to say! Now Alligator Jack, you can claim to be Florida's favorite son. But actually, that title would belong to me. You see, I don't come from the dirty, mucky swampy EVERGLADES like you. I live in one of the most affluent cities in Florida, Naples. Naples is home to many fine gated communities, as well as high class clothing stores like Saks 5th Avenue. Now, let's make this match quick, because I have a date at Maxwell's, which just happens to be one of the finest resturaunts in Naples.

 

::Some generic redneck music plays and Jack walks to the ring with his 'pet'.::

 

Gary: Coming down the aisle accompanied by Billy the Alligator, from Everglades City Florida, weighing in at 279 pounds, "Florida's Favorite Son" Alligator Jack!

 

::Superstar jumps Jack as he's getting in the ring and stomps a mudhole in him.::

 

JR: Superstar wasting no time going after Alligator Jack.

 

Tony: You know, Jim Ross -- being friends with the In Crowd, after Superstar wins...mwybe, just maybe they'll take Jack's pet alligator and make me new boots.

 

JR: Yeah, and you'll run into PETA if that happened.

 

Superstar gets a quick snap suplex, 1-2 no. Superstar works a headlock and follows it up with repeated punches to the head. Clothesline, lateral press, 1-2 no. He gets a bodyslam, picks Jack up, another bodyslam, picks him up, goes for a third, but Jack reverses into a small package, 1-2 NO!

 

JR: Superstar going for quick pins, nearly got pinned.

 

Tony: He must be a little upset he isn't wrestling on The Great Angle Bash tomorrow night.

 

Superstar comes back with a flyin' jalepeno, knocking Jack out of the ring. Superstar gives Jack a snake eyes on the guardrail, then rolls in the ring to break up the count. He distracts the ref, which allows Zack to get some cheapshots in on Jack. Superstar tells the ref to count Jack out, so he starts the count, but Jack gets back into the ring at 7. Superstar with repeated elbows to the back, Irish whip, powerslam gets two. Zack distracts the ref, and Superstar gives Jack a Well Placed Kick to the Nuts, followed by a brainbuster, 1-2, Jack gets his foot on the ropes. Superstar with mounted punches, and locks in a Sleeper Hold. Jack looks to be gone, arm drops once, twice, but NOT THRICE! (Crowd pops)

 

JR: The crowd is starting to get into this match, "Body."

 

Tony: Of course they are. They like seeing people with class lose.

 

Alligator Jack starts JACKIN' UP (or is it Jackin' off?) Iblockyourpunchyoudontblockmine, twice, thrice, irish whip, big boot, off one rope, off another, off another, SENTON SPLASH! 1-2 Zack pulls the ref out. Jack grabs Zack, Superstar charges at Jack, and it's the old heel miscommunication spot as Jack moves and Superstar hits Zack. (pop)

 

JR: Superstar ran into Zack. Jack with a school-boy! Is he going to do it?

 

Jack with a rollup using the tights, 1-2...NO! Jack ducks a clothesline, HEART PUNCH~! Jack covers, 1-2-3!!!!! (Big pop)

 

Tony: I can't belive it!

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING

 

JR: Alligator Jack just pinned The Superstar! What an upset!

 

::Camera shows fans with missing teeth at ringside cheering.::

 

Gary: Here is your winner, in 7 minutes 54 seconds, Florida's Favorite Son, Alligator Jack!!

 

::Zack holds his head in shame. He goes into the ring and argues with Superstar.::

 

JR: The In Crowd have been having some problems as of late with themselves and the Deadly Alliance.

 

Tony: It's nothing, Jim Ross! In the OAOAST, every win is important. You can be wrestling for the World title one night, opening up the show the next.

 

::HardKore champ, EvenflowDDT comes

out, talks to Zack & Superstar. Then they all do the "cool handshake," to boos.::

 

Tony: That's great! Both guys have clam down.

 

JR: The Great Angle Bash control center is next.

 

-----Commerical ad for OAOAST action figures

 

::Kids are shown playing with Anglesault & Treble Charged action figures.::

 

::Tony "The Body" kicks the door down.::

 

"Check out the power of the OAOAST action figures!

 

The In Crowd: This might be the only thing cooler than us. ::cool handshake::

 

::aWo & In Crowd figures are shown fighting.::

 

Every OAOAST wrestler is here. Even the OAOAST ring with ramp. Be sure to buy the Intense Zone, HeldDOWN! & WCW play-sets! Every set comes with a referee and a ringside weapon. Every day you can have live OAOAST action!

It's so real...it's like being in the ring!"

 

Tony "The Body" here in The Great Angle Bash control center.

The Great Angle Bash is tomorrow night, live from the AngleDome in Pittsburgh.

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight title

Prince of Darkness match

Caboose vs. Anglesault [Champion]

 

Career vs. Commissioner's Job

Angle-Plex vs. Big Poppa Popick

 

Intense Zone: Tag Team title tournament semi-final match

the In Crowd vs. the Deadly Alliance

 

The OAOAST Board of Directors will make an announcement concerning this match tomorrow night.

 

HeldDOWN: Tag Team title tournament semi-final match

aWo 4 eva vs. the Odd Couple

 

OAOAST Tag Team title tournament finals

Winners of the Intense Zone semi-finals vs. Winners of HeldDOWN! semi-finals.

 

IC & HardKore Unification match to decided the new U.S.

EvenflowDDT [HardKore] vs. Alfdogg [iC]

 

Tower of Doom Cage match

Dungeon of Doom vs. Sandman9000 & GreenMist

 

No DQ: Hair vs. Hair match

TheSoleSurvivor vs. BigMcLargeHuge

 

Miss OAOAST competition: 3 Guest judges will decided the winner

Molly vs. Treble Charged

 

All that and more. LIVE! Tomorrow night. It's the Great Angle Bash!

 

JR: Our next match is for the TV title. The Masked Mystery Eskimo faces off with Ric Blade.

 

Television title match

Masked Mystery Eskimo vs. Ric Blade

 

"Ice Ice Baby" hits as the Masked Mystery Eskimo slides down to the ring. With his is Derek the Fish, who looks to be drunk for this match.

 

Gary: Introducing first, from the depths of the artic -- accompanied to the ring by Derek the Fish -- the OAOAST Television champion, the Masked Mystery Eskimo! (Crowd pops)

 

Tony: Derek looks a little under the wheather.

 

JR: For a fish, I hear he parties hard.

 

Tony: I heard that too. He just can't puke because he might fall into the toilet and get flushed. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

Gary: His opponent, Ric Blade. (boo)

 

"Bawitdaba" hits as Ric Blade comes down the aisle. He stops to do what he considers cool posing, but the fans boo his gay-ass haircut. As Blade tries to jump over the top rope, he catches his foot and lands flat on his face.

 

JR: Ric Blade have some trouble getting into the ring.

 

Tony: Where is this guy from? I was told I couldn't tell him "break a leg" before the match.

 

JR: Blade comes from a small promotion in the norteastern part of the United States. He broke his leg during a match in 2001.

 

* DING *

 

The bell rings and this match is now under way. Blade takes the MME into an armbar and proceeds to start flipping and tumbling around the ring, without doing anything to the MME.

 

Tony: This isn't gymnastics. We aren't going to give points for flopping around.

 

JR: Blade working a different style here.

 

MME nails Blade with a clothesline, for which Blade pulls of a 450 rotation. MME starts to stomp on Blade, all of which Blade either oversells or no-sells. The crowd is clearly angry at Blade's annoying antics.

 

JR: The crowd isn't very pleased by Blade's wrestling.

 

Blade is able to stand and takes MME over with a hip toss. Blade then goes for a standing moonsault, but overshoots MME, who didn't even move. MME kicks Blade square in the face, hoping that will straighten him up. Blade stands and runs the ropes, looking to hit the handspring elbow, but gets caught in the ropes instead. The crowd boos as the official tries to free Blade.

 

Tony: (laughing) This isn't looking good for Ric Blade.

 

JR: As you can see, Ric is having some problems tonight.

 

MME kicks Blade in the face during the freeing process.

Once freed, Blade misses a horrible roundhouse kick and MME drops him with a Killer Whale Plex. MME tries to roll with the suplexes, but Blade messes up the landing and MME has to let go. Frustrated, MME just starts to punch and kick Blade. Blade hits a sloppy leg sweep, and tries to jump up to the top rope for his Swanton Bomb. However, Blade's foot slips and Blade falls directly onto his head, with a sick snapping sound. Blade's body flops around like a rag doll.

 

Tony: Your neck isn't supposed to make that sound.

 

Seizing the moment, MME locks on the Frostbite Facelock, which looks to be pulling Blade's head of his shoulders. Seeing that Blade is not going to be moving anytime soon, the official calls for the bell and awards the match to the Masked Mystery Eskimo.

 

JR: Eskimo retains the title.

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING

 

Gary: The winner of the match in 2 minutes 45 seconds -- and still OAOAST Television champion, the Masked Mystery Eskimo! (Pop)

 

::TMME & Derek go outside the ring and high-5 hands. Derek nearly breaks in half after one fans slaps him too hard.::

 

JR: The Sandman9000 vs. Zack Malibu in a "Give Me a Dream" match is next. Only way to win is by using a sleeper hold. We're back after this.

 

----Commerical ad for the Dungeon of Doom t-shirt

 

*Dungeon of Doom music plays in the background.*

 

"The weirdest group of misfits in the OAOAST now have their own shirt. Support these freaks of nature by buying the Dungeon of Doom t-shirt.

The front of the shirt has the Dungeon of Doom logo. The back says: (written in blood-dripping letters "Freaks at Work".

 

::Zack & Sandman are shown fighting backstage.::

 

JR: Fans, we're very low on time. I don't know wheather of not we'll see the conclusion to this match. If we don't, we'll show it first thing on tomorrow nights Great Angle Bash pre-show.

During the break, a huge brawl broke out backstage between Zack & Sandman...here they come to ringside. Remember only way to win if by a sleep hold submission.

 

Zack & Sandman exchange punches. Sandman rams Zack into the ring-post, then grabs a chair and starts hitting him in the back.

 

Tony: Those are brutal chairshots, Ross.

 

JR: We only have less than 5 minutes left on our last show of WCW!

 

(Crowd boos)

 

BPP runs out to ringside with a baseball bat. He swings at Sandman, but he ducks and Zack gets hit with the bat. Sandman punches BPP.

 

T What a mistake.

 

JR: BPP missed his target and hit Zack. Then he got hit with a huge right hand.

 

Sandman goes for the sleeper. Ref picks up Zack's hand -- 1....2....NO!

 

JR: Taskmaster Logan pulled the ref outside the ring. Sandman had the match won. The Dungeon of Doom is attacking Sandman. Here comes GreenMist!

 

Tony: This is getting out of control!

 

GreenMist grabs two chairs, tosses one to Sandman. They started pounding the DoD with the chairs to a huge pop from the crowd.

 

JR: Who's your daddy, Dungeon?

 

BPP gets back into the ring and hits Sandman over the head with the bat, which breaks.

 

Tony: What a shot over the head!

 

[b Tell me he isn't going to win it like this?

 

Zack applies the sleeper on Sandman. Ref grabs Sandman's arm...it goes down once, twice....and a thrid time.

 

Tony: It's over! Zack gave Sandman a dream.

 

BPP grabs Zack and they quickly run to the back but are confronted by the aWo.

 

JR: It's the aWo!

 

Tony Here comes the rest of the In Crowd & Caboose.

 

A huge brawl breaks out inside the ring and at ringside.

 

JR: The fans are going crazy! What a huge brawl. We only have less than two minutes left.

Fans, me & Tony had a blast bringing you World Championship Wrestling every Saturday. The OAOAST is going into a new television format over the next few weeks. Which will be more exciting than right now. Any last words, 'Body'?

 

Tony: This is the second show I'm losing, Ross. First the Body Shop, now WCW. It's politics at its worse.

However, I had a helluva fun time doing this. Ross, we aren't going anywhere. We'll be broadcasting all the OAOAST Pay-Per-Views & TV specials. And it all starts tomorrow night at the Great Angle Bash. I can't wait!

 

JR: My God! They're still a huge brawl around ringside. A ton of OAOAST officials are trying to break this up. Fans, we hoped you were entertained by seeing WCW. Until tomorrow night at the Great Angle Bash...for Tony "The Body", I'm Jim Ross. We'll see you tomorrow night at the Great Angle Bash.

 

Director

Tony149

 

Graphics

Big Poppa Popick

 

Producers

The Superstar

MarioLogan

Zack Malibu

 

Supervising Producers

Big Poppa Popick

CobainWasMurdered

 

Executive Producer

Tony149

 

Special thanks to Zack, Mario, Alfdogg, CWM, Superstar, Sandman, and everybody who helped make WCW possible. Without you all the show was nothing. THANK YOU!