World Championship Wrestling - 6/8/02

[Guest alfdogg]

JR: Hi, again everybody -- I'm Jim Ross, ringside with the man who tells it like it is -- Tony "The Body".

 

Tony: Once again, Jim Ross -- we have a jam packed show. I can't wait.

 

JR: Fans, we have two important announcements concerning The Great Angle Bash and two OAOAST championships.

First, last night the OAOAST Board of Directors had a meeting -- due to overwhelming demand, the OAOAST Board of Directors have decided to move The Great Angle Bash up a week. The event will now take place, Sunday, June 16th -- live from the AngleDome in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Only on Pay-Per-View!

 

Tony: What a Father's Day treat that will be. The Great Angle Bash, June 16th.

 

JR: The second decision the Board of Directors made was the situation with the U.S. title & what was going to be the newest OAOAST championship, the Television title. The Board of Directors have decided the unification match at The Great Angle Bash between Intercontinental champion Alfdogg & Hardcore champion, EvenflowDDT will now be for the United States heavyweight championship. The Masked Mystery Eskimo is now recognized as the first Television champion.

 

Again, the unification match at The Great Angle Bash between Alfdogg & EvenflowDDT is now for the U.S. title. The Masked Mystery Eskimo is recognized as the first TV champion.

 

Tony: Those are huge announcements.

 

JR" With that out of the way. It's time for our first match featuring Jingus.

 

::A limo arrives outside the arena. The In Crowd get out.::

 

JR: We have a limo arriving backstage.

 

::Zack Malibu & EvenflowDDT get out of the limo.::

 

Tony: It's the In Crowd.

 

Zack: This is it? World Championship Wrestling.

 

EvenflowDDT: Let's go inside.

 

::Guard stops them from entering.::

 

Zack: Hey?

 

Evenflow: Why aren't we getting in?

 

Guard: You're not on the show.

 

(At the same time) Zack & Evenflow: NOT ON THE SHOW!

 

Zack: There must be some mistake.

 

Evenflow: Yeah, we're cool! We're getting screwed because we're better than you!

 

::Zack & EFDDT do their "cool hand shake."::

 

Guard: Sorry, gentlemen. You can't come inside.

 

JR: What's with that?

 

Tony: Looks like they want to appear on the hottest show on Saturdays.

 

JR: Let's head to the ring.

 

JINGUS vs "American Psycho", Patrick Bateman.

 

Bateman, already in the ring, gets on the mic:

 

"JINGUS has been very vocal in his claims to be the biggest and best canabalistic, serial killing monster in the OAOAST today. Well, does he have his own film, with spectacularly crappy sequel? No. Has he ever fed his girlfriend a toilet cake? Hell no. JINGUS is too ugly to even have a girlfriend. Unlike me. Check out this suit..."

 

::Bateman is interupted by Verdi's Requim.::

 

Gary: The following contest is set for....

 

JR: Gary, get out of there. Jingus is rushing to the ring.

 

JINGUS storms to the ring, grabbing the shocked Bateman and delivering a huge Droopy Dog slam. As Bateman moans about losing his pretty boy looks, and struggles to his feet, JINGUS is up on the 2nd rope and comes off with a huge clubbing forearm.

 

Tony: Jingus is destroying this pretty boy, Ross.

 

Bateman is down again, and JINGUS slaps on his STF hold. Patrick taps but JINGUS won't let go until he snaps Bateman's leg.

 

JR: Bateman tapped. Jingus is the winner.

 

Tony: He won't let go of the hold.

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING * DING * DING * DING * DING

 

JINGUS picks up his battered opponent one more time and hits a DevilBomb. The sounds of Verdi hit again as JINGUS mocks his crushed opponent.

 

Tony: Jingus is making a point tonight on WCW.

 

::Taskmaster Logan & Frankenstein's Monstor run out to join Jingus attacking Bateman.::

 

Tony: Here comes Taskmaster Logan & the Monstor, Ross.

 

JR: It's three on one. Bateman isn't a well liked guy, but nobody deserves this type of beating.

 

(Crowd cheers)

 

JR: Fat Bastard & Meat Loaf are on their way to the ring.

 

::They exchange rights with Logan & Monstor.::

 

JR: Mario & the Monstor go outside. These guys are supposed to wrestle later on, but it appears they'll do it now. After this quick time out.

 

-----Commerical ad for The Great Angle Bash.

 

"Due to overwhelming demand, The Great Angle Bash is coming to you live from the AngleDome in Pittsburgh, Pennsylania, Sunday night, June 16th. That's Sunday, June 16th! LIVE! Only on Pay-Per-View!"

 

JR: We're back and these 4 "men" are ready to go.

 

Mario Logan & The Monster vs Fat Bastard & Meat Loaf

 

JR: After Fat Bastard lost a loser leaves the Dungeon of Doom match last week on WCW, he has been plotting his revenge against Mario and The Monster. Tonight, he has recruited fellow big man, the mighty MeatLoaf to tag with him.

 

Tony: The way these guys look, and with Bastrad eating a hamburger a fan gave him...Can they last more than a minute?

 

JR: We'll find out shortly. Taskmaster Logan has set up a "Tower of Doom" cage match for The Great Angle Bash, Sunday, June 16th, live, and only on pay-per-view. We still don't know who his opponents are.

 

Tony: Why would anybody want to wrestle those freaks of nature?

 

"Fat and Meat" stand in the ring, conferring. Fat Bastard calls out Mario, and the two locks up as the match gets underway. Fat overpowers Mario, who immediatly goes for a low blow, but his arm gets stuck between Fat's massive legs.

 

Tony: That's sick!

 

JR: I've never seen this before in my life. Logan's arm is stuck in Bastrad's drum-stick legs. Think of the experience he must be feeling.

 

Mario groans in disgust as he struggles to free himself. Fat laughs and grabs Mario into a bearhug, but The Monster comes in and breaks it up. As the ref somehow gets the Monster out, Fat tags Meat, and the portly singer lays into Mario with boots, and a big leg drop for 2.

 

Tony: I've said it before, Ross...Leg drops don't work.

 

A hot dog salesman at ringside distracts Meat enough for Mario to finally hit that low blow, followed by a KICK WHAM STUNNER! Mario can't make the cover, instead rolling over for the hot tag to The Monster, who clears FatBastard out of the ring with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

MeatLoaf staggers to his feet, and he too gets AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!

 

JR: GOOD LORD!!! What impact! Both men are down. Logan going to the top.

 

The Monster goes for the cover but Mario is on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying leg drop onto Loaf, tagging the Monster on his way through the air to become legal man and pins the singer.

 

Tony: A leg drop off the top rope by the Taskmaster.

 

JR: 1-2-3! It's over.

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING *

 

Gary: The winners of the match in 3 minutes -- Mario Logan & Frankenstein's Monster!

 

JR: We're back with BigMcLargeHuge vs. the Dungeon of Doom's, Sub-Zero.

 

Tony: I guess tonights show is sponsered by the Dungeon.

 

JR: We'll be back!

 

::A OAOAST official meets with Zack & Evenflow, backstage.::

 

Zack: Are we going to be allowed to wrestle tonight?

 

OAOAST official: You guys want to wrestle TONIGHT?

 

(At the same time) Zack & EFDDT: Yeah!

 

OAOAST official: Fine. Since you guys are in the tag title tournament...You'll wrestle one of the best teams overseas -- James Blonde & Wild Samoan, Faqu.

You have 10 minutes to get ready.

 

EFDTT: Let's go get ready, Zack.

 

JR: The In Crowd vs. a top British team of James Blonde & Wild Samoan Faqu, later tonight. BigMcLargeHuge vs. the Dungeon of Doom's, Sub-Zero -- is up next.

 

BigMcLageHuge vs. Sub-Zero

 

Tony: Faqu is British?

 

JR: Yes. Is there a problem?

 

Tony: No. Let's go to Gary up in the ring.

 

Gary: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, BigMcLargeHuge!

 

Porno music hits and BigMcLargeHuge struts all the way into the ring. He gets in the ring where he continues to strut.

 

JR: Big has a tought match coming up at The Great Angle Bash, Sunday, June 16th.

 

Tony: Big is taking on TheSoleSurvivor in a No DQ match. The loser will get his head shaved BALD! BALD, Jim Ross!

 

JR: So...

 

Tony: Somebody is trying to take my heat.

 

JR: You have the pony-tail in the back, so they won't look like you.

 

Tony: Of course they won't look like me! That's why they call me The Body!

 

Big stops strutting as his music is cut off and it goes to the Dungeon's.

 

Gary: His opponent, being lead to ringside by Taskmaster Logan, Sub-Zero!

 

Sub-Zero does a flip and lands in the ring, staring at Big, Mario goes over to the ref and, he the ref goes over to Cappetta.

 

JR: What's Mario telling the ref?

 

Tony: He's probably asking if he has anybody hair tips.

 

Gary: Ladies and Gentlemen. May I have your attention, please. The referee has just informed me that the following contest will now be a Martial Arts Showcase.

 

JR: Well, that's something we weren't expecting.

 

* DING *

 

Big charges at Sub-Zero, who jumps over him. Sub-Zero gives Big some stiff kicks to the back, and head. Big turns around and tries to attack Sub-Zero, but Sub-Zero counters with an enziguri.

Tony: Where does the Taskmaster find these freaks of nature, Jim Ross?

 

JR: I have no idea. But he seems to love these guys.

 

Sub-Zero gets up and stiffly punches Big in the chest, and nose. Sub-Zero now starts to use stiff kicks to Big's chest, Sub-zero gets tired and kicks Big's legs out. Sub-Zero jumps on Big and punches him in the face repeatedly.

Tony: Big is taking a helluva ass-kicking, wouldn't you say?

 

JR: He's out of his element. He was expecting this to turn into a Martial Arts showcase.

 

Tony: Don't make excuses for him.

 

JR: I'm not!

 

(Crowd boos)

 

::TheSoleSurvivor walks out onto the ramp-way.::

 

JR: What's he doing here?

Big kicks Sub-Zero below the belt.

 

Tony: Looks like he's watching the match to me.

Hey, he kicked him low. What's with that?

 

::Big is looking eye to eye with TSS.::

 

JR: Those guys are burning a hole thru each other.

 

Sub-Zero kicks Big behind the head. Which allows him to throw Big into the corner, and ties him into the infamous tree of woe. Sub-Zero kicks him everywhere, which causes Big to lose a lot of blood, and his consciousness.

 

JR: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!! Big may have broken his nose after taking that move.

 

Tony: That's what happens. He took his eye off his opponent to look at TSS.

 

::The ref stops the match, and awards the victory to Sub-Zero.::

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING*

 

JR: That's it. Big can't go on, so the ref is stopping the match.

 

Gary: The winner of the match by result of ref stoppage -- Sub-Zero.

 

::EMTs rush out and put Big's bloody mess of a body on the stretcher. The Taskmaster celebrates with Sub-Zero ::

 

JR: EMTs are helping Big to the back.

 

::TSS jumps Big on the stretcher.::

 

Tony: Oh, look at this.

 

JR: What a big man. Attack the guy when he's tried down.

 

::OAOAST officials come out and take TSS away.::

 

JR: The Great Angle Bash control center is next.

 

-----Commerical ad for The Great Angle Bash.

 

"Due to overwhelming demand, The Great Angle Bash is coming to you live from the AngleDome in Pittsburgh, Sunday night, June 16th. That's Sunday, June 16th! LIVE! Only on Pay-Per-View!"

 

::Bad ass patriotic music plays::

 

Tony: Tony "The Body" here in The Great Angle Bash control center.

As you heard earlier tonight, The Great Angle Bash will now take place June 16th, from the AngleDome in Pittsburgh. Live! Only on Pay-Per-View!

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title

"Prince of Darkness" match

Caboose vs. Anglesault [Champion]

 

Unification match to decided the new OAOAST United States title

EvenflowDDT [Hardcore] vs. Alfdogg [iC]

 

Tower of Doom Cage match

the Dungeon of Doom vs. ?

 

No DQ: Hair vs. Hair match

BigMcLargeHuge vs. TheSoleSurvivor

 

"Miss OAOAST" competition

Molly vs. Treble Charged

 

The semi-finals & finals will happen that night as well.

 

All that and more! Sunday night, June 16th. LIVE! Only of Pay-Per-View! It's The Great Angle Bash!

 

JR: Our main event is next with the former British tag team champions, James Blonde & Wild Samoan Faqu vs. a team who may become OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, Sunday night, June 16th, at The Great Angle Bash -- live and only on pay-per-view...The In Crowd.

 

The In Crowd vs. James Blonde and Wild Samoan Faqu

 

Gary: Already in the ring, from the United Kingdom, James Blonde & Wild Samoan Faqu! (Crowd boos)

 

Blonde and Faqu are already in the ring. Blonde is your typical blonde pretty boy type, and he looks disgusted at having to team up with the Samoan savage, Faqu.

 

JR: Blonde & Faqu aren't the best of friends....

 

Tony: They're not friends? Then how in the hell are they supposed to be a great tag team?

 

JR: You didn't let me finish. They're not friends, but they end up working great together. It's hard to explain.

 

"Popular" plays over the PA, and a mixed reaction welcomes The In Crowd to WCW.

 

Gary: Their opponents, accompanied to the ring by fellow In Crowd member The Superstar -- Zack Malibu & EvenflowDDT, the In Crowd!

 

JR: These guys are strolling down to the ring with their noses high in the air.

 

Tony: Don't you love it, too?

 

JR: Why should I?

 

Tony: They know you're not cool and smell like the rest of these morons. Then again, you're from Oklahoma.

 

Zack steps in to start the match with Blonde, but EfDDT steps in, and tells Zack to go back on the apron, and he'll start. As EfDDT goes to lock up with Blonde, Zack comes back in, and tells EfDDT that HE wants to start. Both of them just look at each other, debating the issue, then both turn and clock Blonde with punches! Some double-team stomping ensues on behalf of The In Crowd, until EfDDT heads back to the apron, letting Zack remain the legal man.

 

JR: The In Crowd working over Blonde in the corner.

 

Tony: Classic tag team wrestling, Ross. I predict Zack & Evenflow will win the tag team titles at The Great Angle Bash.

 

Zack pulls Blonde up, and works over the arm with a standing armbar. Blonde tries reaching for the top rope with his good arm, but Zack pulls him back towards the middle of the ring, and down onto his back. Blonde kips up, and takes Zack over with an arm drag, then stuns Zack with a dropkick just as he gets back to his feet. Blonde works the crowd up a bit, then goes back to work on Zack, however the Preppy One takes him down with a drop toe hold. Blonde rolls over onto his back, and Zack tries for an elbow drop, but Zack only faked him out. Blonde gets to his feet, and is met with a clothesline. A snap suplex by Malibu puts Blonde on his back near The In Crowd corner, and Zack tags in his main man, EfDDT.

 

JR: Nice snap suplex by Zack. Tag made to Evenflow.

 

'Flow comes in, and he takes Blonde down with a snap suplex of his own. EfDDT picks him up, and delivers a few forearms to the lower back, then locks on an abdominal stretch. Blonde tries a rally, but can't take EfDDT over, as Faqu impatiently waits on the apron for a tag. The crowd starts stomping and clapping, as Blonde struggles for a tag, but EfDDT breaks the hold, runs over, and nails Faqu off the apron. The angry Islander tries coming, but the ref prevents it, allowing EfDDT to get Blonde in the abdominal stretch again, and Zack comes in and kicks Blonde a few times in the ribs, further weakening him. Zack slips out just as the ref turns back around.

 

Tony: More great double team moves by the In Crowd.

 

JR: They're cheating.

 

Tony: I know. That's what makes it so great. HAHA!

 

The ref questions Blonde about giving up, but the youngster refuses. He manages to hip toss EfDDT over, then falls to his knees. 'Flow comes at him, but Blonde slips through his legs, and tags in Faqu, finally! The wildman comes in, and EfDDT begs off, getting near the ropes so Faqu will legally have to back off. EfDDT charges him, but Faqu sidesteps, and 'Flow hits the opposite side, then gets a HUGE backdrop from the Samoan. Kick to the gut, and Faqu lifts EfDDT up for a suplex, but instead drops him on the top rope, leaving him hanging! Malibu runs in, but gets chopped by the beast! He sends Malibu in, and Malibu takes a big backdrop as well, then a savate kick that sends him rolling to the floor. Superstar runs over to check on Zack, while Faqu slingshots EvenflowDDT back inside.

 

JR: Blonde & Faqu have taken control in this match.

 

Faqu stands over EfDDT, but as he goes to pick him up, 'Flow hits the Dirty Frank to turn the tide! Kneedrop to the midsection follows, and then EfDDT punches away at Faqu. He pulls him up, and whips him into the corner, where Zack gets a few shots in. EfDDT follows it up with a splash in the corner, sending Faqu crumbling in a heap. Tag to Zack, and more double-team goodness ensues. Blonde comes in to protest, and The In Crowd takes care of him too, beating him down, then throwing him to the floor. As Blonde is recovering on the floor, Superstar hops up on the apron, then leaps off it with a flying clothesline, taking him out! Back in the ring, EfDDT hooks Faqu's legs as if to lift him for a reverse powerbomb or wheelbarrow suplex, but instead drops him forward, and Zack grabs his head, drilling it into the mat Diamond Cutter Style!

 

JR: MY GAWD! I have never seen such a vicous double team manuever!

 

Tony "The Body": My sources tell me that they've christened that move the Party Crasher!

 

JR: This match is pretty much over. Zack goes for the cover...1-2-3! That's it.

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING *

 

"Popular" hits again, signalling another In Crowd victory.

 

Gary: The winners of the match in 8 minutes 49 seconds, Zack Malibu & EvenflowDDT -- the In Crowd!

 

Zack and EfDDT do their "cool" handshake, then do it with Superstar, as they walk to the back, leaving their opponents laying.

 

JR: What a win by the In Crowd.

 

Tony: Great win. Those guys are winning the tag titles at the Bash. I know it.

 

JR: Fans, next week on WCW. It's The Great Angle Bash weekend. We'll see the debut of another great British wrestler -- former European heavyweight champion, "Union" Jack Winthrop. He'll take on Angle-Plex.

Will there be any late breaking news on the night before The Great Angle Bash? Find out next week on WCW.

For Tony "The Body" -- I'm Jim Ross. So long until next Saturday night.

 

 

 

Director

Tony149

 

Graphics

Big Poppa Popick

www.steveswrestling.com

 

Producers

Mystery Eskimo

Zack Malibu

MarioLogan

 

Supervising Producers

CobainWasMurdered

Big Poppa Popick

 

Executive Producer

Tony149

 

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