What's biggest trend going on at your school?

[Guest Flyboy]

I would have to say the biggest one at mine is the guy's getting their hair braided.  

 

Hell, it's so much of a trend that mine is going to be braided soon, and I'm one of those "lone type" who always stayed away from trends...

 

Damn trends and fads!  

[Guest Kinetic]

The most widespread, and thus obnoxious, trend I noticed in my last year of high school was the tendency of certain people to only wear clothes from Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, and American Eagle.  These clothes tend to run the gambit from dull to hideous, so it was sort of disturbing to see 90% of the student body wearing the same ugly-ass clothes every day.  God...I hated high school.  Not that people are different in college, but I at least don't feel as much pressure to socialize with them.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

The biggest trend at mine is people copying me.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

You won't believe this one...the freshmen are either getting afros, neglecting to comb their hair at all, and are buying their clothes at the fucking Goodwill. Might I add, they are all white, southern guys. I can't stand them.

[Guest Kinetic]

I get the vast majority of my clothes from thrift stores, such as Goodwill or the Salvation Army.  Not because I have to, mind you.  I do it because I'm hip and "with it."  Afros on white guys, on the other hand, should be a federal offense.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

The biggest trend in my school is people wanting to be gangsters. Even white people wearing doorags and bandanas, even saw a couple with there hairs braided. Stupid people, they just don't know how stupid they look.

[Guest Some Guy]

My High School was full of teh same Abercrombie idiots with "three bar" college team baseball caps.  But it wasn't cool if your hat was clean and white, so kids would buy a brand new hat (for like $20) and throw it on the ground and beat the shit out of it to make it look like they had the hat for years, just like the kids who started the trend really did.  

On the Abercrombie thing, they apparently only make 4 different shirts, in 3 different ugly colors, becasue everybody in my high school looked exactly the fucking same.  

BTW I wasn't a social outcast in High School for those who may think so.  I simply refused to follow that trend and didn't mention that I fucking hated the lack of individualism demosrated by the kids who did, while I was at their parties and drinking their beer.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'm glad to see that shooting other students is out this year...

[Guest Daredevil21]

Hmm well as far as the white guys go, they are doing the thing where they are negletting to wash their hair for weeks at a time and others are buying their shirts at thrift shops. I'm not against buying shirts at thrift shops, cause sometimes you can find some unique stuff, like old wrestling shirts.

 

As far as the white girls go, the big fad is to be as tan as humanly possible, without ever being in the sun. Being winter and all, they are spending all of their money on going to the tanner and buying tanning products. Yeah it's odd going to a school where in the winter months, just about every white girl looks like a walking carrot with tits.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

I would have to say the biggest one at mine is the guy's getting their hair braided.

 

Wow, that's neat to know! Maybe that's why Chucky cut his hair ... he was sick of looking like everyone else.

 

Hell, it's so much of a trend that mine is going to be braided soon, and I'm one of those "lone type" who always stayed away from trends...

 

Damn trends and fads!

 

If you're doing this to feel accepted or fit in ... it strikes me as pretty stupid. Don't blame the trends and fads, blame yourself! Haw!

 

 

The most widespread, and thus obnoxious, trend I noticed in my last year of high school was the tendency of certain people to only wear clothes from Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, and American Eagle.  These clothes tend to run the gambit from dull to hideous, so it was sort of disturbing to see 90% of the student body wearing the same ugly-ass clothes every day.

 

Their clothes are fine to me (except ones with the logos ... this space ain't free), but you can dull clothes cheaper. That, and the slave wages some of those types of companies pay.

 

 

You won't believe this one...the freshmen are either getting afros, neglecting to comb their hair at all, and are buying their clothes at the fucking Goodwill. Might I add, they are all white, southern guys. I can't stand them.

 

You should start picking fights, then. Lemme now how that works out for ya!

 

 

The biggest trend in my school is people wanting to be gangsters.

 

Heh. I used to be gangster once. In high school. I mean, completely ... the fedora, the pinstriped suit, the rose on the lapel ... the works. I even started doing gangster stuff, too. Man, I feel so goddamn dumb when I think about some of the stupid things I used to always be saying.

 

Having a word with some guy I knew:

"One more time, gee--you hook over the oyster fruit right now or I'll fill you with so much daylight you'll be able to see in the dark! Ya savvy?"

 

This teacher wants to know if I had anything to do with a recent student murder:

"Flippers off, shamus, nyah, nyah! I didn't have nothin' to do with that bim gettin' zotzed! Nothin' at all, see? Why you so hot-knocked for someone to peach out the hatchetman anyway, huh? Found yourself just lookin' to pitch woo with the broad and the dame gotcha dizzy? That it? Huh? Huh?! See?!"

 

Someone asks me what I've been up to and if I'd like to do something later:

"Nyah ... I was down at the drum and one of Carbone's mugs got pretty lit and ended up tippin' his mitt to some plug 'bout some box jobs they got on the plate for tonight. So's I slip this guy a double sawbuck and he gives me the dope. Turns out this affair's gonna be eggs in the coffee and'll make us some pretty mean cabbage, see? So this is what I want ya to do, Jimmy, see--get on the ameche and tell Rocco to start up his heap and grab the boys, pronto. Make sure he brings some soup wit' him, see? Then you give the rest of the gang the rumble and to wait outside for Rocco, an' in just a few hours we'll all be swimmin' in frogskin, see? Nyah, nyah!"    

 

 

Hmm well as far as the white guys go, they are doing the thing where they are negletting to wash their hair for weeks at a time ...

 

What's that supposed to do? They tell you themselves? If you're just assuming, maybe it's just they don't comb it.

 

Yeah it's odd going to a school where in the winter months, just about every white girl looks like a walking carrot with tits.

 

I'll tell you this much, that crude talk won't get you anywhere, punk. Slip with that stuff while you're chinnin' with the broads and you won't even get jam from the roundheels, kid.

 

 

 

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[Guest Black Lushus]

I'm fairly certain Daredevil knows what to and what not to say to the females while he's "chinnin" with em or whatever that was you said...and what's with the "punk" and "kid" crap?  puh-leeze....

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

What in the blue hell is One Bad Apple talking about?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

LOL!  Loved the gangster stuff One Bad Apple.

[Guest Daredevil21]

Actually yes I do know what to say and not say to the ladies and as for knowing if the guys wash their hair, yes they have told me that they haven't washed it for weeks. But whatever. I don't go to school to impress anyone, so I don't really care what I say most times.

[Guest Army Eye]

One Bad Apple:  very nice

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I still don't know what he's trying to say.

[Guest areacode212]

me neither, but that's probably because I'm really sleepy...

[Guest One Bad Apple]

I still don't know what he's trying to say.

 

Hey McLahgeHuge, don't gimme that stump talk, 'cause I know the word on ya'n how ya tight wit' Chubby O'Reilly's crew.

 

Aw, so ya still don't get me, huh, ya nance? Hey ... dat's alright. Maybe if I was ta burn some powdah up in ya schnozzle you'd get a li'l maw savvy to me. Nyah?

 

Heh ... okay now. I's gots a li'l story to tell ya now, see? Dat sack a'fat Chubby chiseled some ... "close frien's" when dey went ta get an ordah a'hop an' ran away wit' da cush. Den dey end up gettin' pinched when ya buddy Angus da Mick planted 'em and dropped the dime to sa flatties. Dose mugs is gonna be t'roat-deep in trouble aftah I get Alonzo an' Robbie da Zebra to crush 'em out, but not as bad as dat fakeloo artist Chubby and 'is boys is gonna be, nyah!

 

So you tell Chub to swallow his turkey and get one'a 'is goons to 'liver me the stuff and da geetus he took ... wit'  interest. Da Geppetto Joint at 8:30 sharp, 'less he wants to play dress-up in a wooden kimono. 'Membah, da guy comes alone or Chubby's in for it! Nyah, nyah!      

 

 

Actually yes I do know what to say and not say to the ladies ...

 

... I don't really care what I say most times.

 

So if you slipped this out ....

 

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DAREDEVIL:

So whaddaya doin', tonight, Leeza?

 

LEEZA:

Oh, no plans, yet. Giggle!

 

DAREDEVIL:

I'll tell ya ... I wanna do you real bad, you walking carrot with tits?

 

LEEZA:

I am so outta here, jerk! [begins to walk off]

 

DAREDEVIL:

Wait! Uh, I mean ... um ... well ... hey, aren't you sick of those old fags always bitchin' about the Holocaust?

 

LEEZA:

Hah-lo-cost? Is that a club? Giggle, giggle!

 

DAREDEVIL:

Yeah, heh ... so like, I'm into you, girl. And hey, maybe ... [brushes back her hair] ... I'll get really "into you." You know, 'cause  I'd be up for sticking my cock up your ass.

 

LEEZA:

What?! Good-bye/i]!

 

DAREDEVIL:

Darn it all!

 

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... You wouldn't care? Now, I'm not implying you're a racist ... I mean, even the best of us accidentally blurt out something once in a while 'bout wanting to send all the mud races back to hell where they belong  ... right?

[Guest Daredevil21]

Heh, yeah I know I pretty much contridicted myself, but I was heading out right before I typed it so I guess I didn't really look at how I did that. What I meant was that I do know what to say and what not to say to women, but on occassion I'll let something slip (never racist, well I don't think), but I do know where to draw the line and that's when I shut up.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

One Bad Apple...you're stupid. That's all.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Stupid, huh?

 

That because you didn't understand what I said?

 

Well, my friend, I'd say that makes you the stupid one!

[Guest Croooooow!]

McLargeHuge, he's being like a 1920s gangster instead of a "wazzup mah biatchessssss" gangsta. Capisce?

[Guest Annoyed Grunt]

Right now Yattamania is sweeping its way through my class. What is "Yatta"?  Click on the link below.

[Guest converge241]

Godamnit! shouldnt have read this thread!

i feel like an old bastard now.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

right now eveyone in my school wears hoodies. The trend is to talk about how much weed you smoked on the weekened and how much weed your going to smoke next weekend.

[Guest Dutha Rose]

Bist trend goen at mah school ith foe all da kith tuh act up wane ahm note round. Dey lazeh, too...caint eeben take a guh bonic elbow!

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

It's a shame One Bad Apple is gone....

[Guest Flyboy]

.... who bumped this thread?!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

How about checking the dates on the posts?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Current trend: All of the freshman to say "I'm a real punk" while not even knowing who the fucking MC5 are, and wearing nothing but big conglomerate name-brand clothing with a safety pin in it.