The One and Only Confidelocity Thread

[Guest Kingpk]

Here's the preview:

 

Confidential preview for Sept. 7, 2002

From WWE.com

 

This week on Confidential: Take a visit to John Cena's Massachusettes hometown. Confidential interviews the young superstar's friends and family and takes you to the gym where his passion for sports-entertainment was born. Plus, Confidential looks at Fozzy, Criss Angel and Philadelphia Eagles linebacker Levon Kirkland, who's a huge fan of WWE's Booker T!

 

Tune in this Saturday, right after WWE Velocity, at 11 p.m./10 p.m. ET only on TNN!

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Cena's from Brookline, right?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I thought it was Velocidential?

 

I don't know where Cena is from

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I think you're right about CENA~! ...

 

Isn't it a little early yet? Oh well... I'm looking forward to Velocity this week, even though I still kinda mark for Fozzy and they're on Confidential.

 

"LaParkaYourCar" is still the best name on this forum, I think.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Thank you

[Guest TajiriMark]

Does anyone know the preview of matches (non-spolier) for Velocity tonight?

[Guest Bricks]

Velocity Matches

 

Albert vs Kidman

Mike Awesome vs Funaki

John Cena vs Chavo Guerrero

 

Only 3? I'm guessing we're getting a lot of recaps.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

(*sigh*)

 

I could've sworn that there were more matches than that. Didn't Rico have a match?

 

On the other hand... "Youuu loook soo goood tooo meee...."

 

More fun will Billy and/or Chuck~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damn what's with Albert taking on cruiserweights? Where's our token cruiserweight match for Velocity??? Damnit this can't be right!!!!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Well... John Cena weighs 240, so he's techincally only ten pounds off from being a cruiserweight... Uhm, I mean...

 

How dare you criticise anything WWE does EVER?!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I thought it was Velocidential?

Velocidential sometimes takes a couple days off so Confidelocity is brought into his place.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Yes masta......errr I mean Vinc......I mean TRITEC.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Yeah, you better listen to words of Chris Jericho, boay.

 

So does Jericho still hate us or what?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Rather early for a thread, isn't it? Then again, I'm in a late time zone.

 

 

 

I'll pass on Confidential tonight. I'm not that interested in Overpushed Yellow Guy (hey, that works!), Fozzy, or watching the skin stretch as that idiot they made a marketing deal with is hanging from meathooks.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Why does Jericho hate us? Most of us like him.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I blame it all on the Pro Wrestling Torch.

 

(*checks his stupid website*)

 

Yeah, Jericho still hates us. I haven't been able to enjoy him since he decided that the IWC < scum.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Wow, I cant wait to waste 2 hours of my life tonight!

 

I was bummed last week (was it?) cause Velocity sucked and Confidential was a rerun.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

You could always go outside and play. I think I'll do that now.

 

Yes, that *was* last week. Awful...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

For the record, it is always "Velocidential" unless I say it's "Confidelocity." My banner even says Velocidential and I can't even start the thread for it anymore! I've started a phenomenenon.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Uhhh... OW! A mosquito bit me.

 

The show's still going to be on, right?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

John Cena...

 

That'll be some prime material for my riffing.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Uhhh... OW! A mosquito bit me.

 

The show's still going to be on, right?

You're gonna have westnile...

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

John Cena is from the greatest state in the United States Massachusetts baby! He did recently come back here and stopped by a local wrestling school to help for a day. I had the pleasure of meeting him about and he was a real nice guy.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Huh. So after I get West Nile (thanks AM!), will John Cena be nice to me?

 

... Killing time until Velocity... Oh dear, seven long minutes...

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Kidman Vs. Albert... yay~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wow Albert brought back the Cranium Crunch!!! Oh well I still hate him and why is he fighting cruiserweights lately?

 

Yay Albert jobs! No Albert attacks Kidman after the match.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I dunno. That was.. okay, but Albert is just nasty.

 

I'd rather see Heyman, y'know?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Guerreros sweat and bleed aggression!!!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

INTENSE~! Chavo promo. That was great.

 

Cena's arms are sick looking... Yeech.

 

SLC~! Oh yeah! Brock Lesnar kickin' ass...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Nooooooooo they're recapping the Billy/Chuck proposal!!!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Not again! No more of this insane angle!

 

Sigh...

 

VKM, you know it's time, boay...