Iran tests ballistic missile

[Guest Cancer Marney]

CNN story

 

What made me crack up completely was the information that North Korea's missile, on which the Shahab-3 is supposed to be based, is called "No Dong."

[Guest MrRant]

Well... maybe if it hits something they can yell:

 

"DONG!"

[Guest DeputyHawk]

what freudian majesty!

[Guest EricMM]

Stupid proliferation..

 

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No Dong

 

Iranian: Fear us with our missles!

American: So wait, you have No Dong capabilities?

Iranian: Yes! Finally the world will respect us, for we have No Dong!!!

American: You guys heard it here first! The Iranians have No Dong!

 

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

heh. There's nothing I can add here aside from another dick joke...so I will.

 

Marney, you're all about the No Dong aintcha? Maybe they have to strap warheads to it so it can penetrate a viable target and make an impact, sending shockwaves through the surrounding area.

 

sigh...fun with phallic humor.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

jokes aside, my knowledge on iran right now is pretty sketchy. how do they stand both weapons-wise and allegiance-wise. i know they have no love for either america or iraq, but where will they stand when it all kicks off? considering trade links are established with russia & china, and if the u.s. could actually get the security council onside, what is the more likely scenario? a)iran sides with the allies to depose saddam, b)iran remains neutral, or c)iran sides against the allies alongside hussein? d'oh - posting war on terror stuff outside my own 'one & only' thread already. ah well, the idea was good...

[Guest Cancer Marney]

b)

 

No one's stupid enough to do c) other than rhetorically.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

merci bien, cherie. shit, forgot - IT IS WRONG TO BE ... nevermind.