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Most Nonsensical aWo Turn


  

13 members have voted

  1. 1. Most Nonsensical aWo Turn

    • Anglesault
      0
    • CWM
      6
    • Caboose (Either time)
      3
    • Some Guy
      1
    • BML
      3


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Guest Anglesault
Posted

Okay, in the early days of the OAOAST, there were a lot of SWERE BAYBEE~!s. People just seemed to randomly join the aWo, even if they were feuding at the time. AS joined in a swerve that created the aWo. Caboose sold the sneeze of doom one time to join, and later SWERVED in the Battle Royale. CWM SWERVED TC in a title match, even though he was feuding with AS at the time. Big got kicked out of the aWo one night and was back the next. Some Guy apparently swerved in as well. (I don't remember this) So, who's turn made the least sense?

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

I don't think any of them made sense.

 

So was I the only aWo member never to turn?

Guest Anglesault
Posted

You would think that he'd get the Swerve=Wins formula...

Guest Anglesault
Posted

No, that's how AP joined. You wither have to feud with us THEN join, or join, quit and join again!

Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

:quits the aWo:

 

:rejoins the aWo by hitting Zack Malibu in the head with a mallet:

 

Now can I have a win?

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Actually, right now, the aWo is all but dead anyway.

Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

w00t! I win!

 

:dances:

 

I am undefeated! I have yet to be defeated! I have no defeats as recognized by the OAOAST! I was the last SCW Champion! I'm king of the World!

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted
:quits the aWo:

 

:rejoins the aWo by hitting Zack Malibu in the head with a mallet:

 

Now can I have a win?

::Takes mallet, rams it up Van Siclen's ass, and sells him off to cannibals as a flesh popsicle.::

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
:quits the aWo:

 

:rejoins the aWo by hitting Zack Malibu in the head with a mallet:

 

Now can I have a win?

::Takes mallet, rams it up Van Siclen's ass, and sells him off to cannibals as a flesh popsicle.::

Flesh popsicles... mmmmmm..... I love those, they're such a treat, and yet it seems you can't find them anywhere anymore. Now all I need is a side-dish, since a popsicle by itself is nowhere near nourishing. How about I go with a classic... Alison, will you get me some fava beans? I don't drink though, that's bad for you. Hold the chianti, because I'd never do anything bad to anyone... thp thp thp thp!

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

who voted for me? my turn made perfect sense!

 

Canadians sticking together and anglesault hogging all the credit...c'mon that made more sense than any WWE turn.

Guest alfdogg
Posted
Flesh popsicles... mmmmmm..... I love those

I bet you do. :lol:

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
::VS pins AP::

::Is Crying::

 

I remember I tried to turn a few times, but they all turned out to be SWERVES~!

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM pins AP. Jericho pins AP, Funaki pins AP, The Brookyln Brawler pins AP, Gillberg pins AP,....::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Sandman gets a 2 count on AP, before being arrested by the FBI for god-knows what charges.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

BPP runs in to complete the 3 count, pinning AP.

 

Al Snow runs in and pins AP

The Brooklyn Brawler runs in and pins AP

 

Vanna Freaking White comes in and pins AP

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::The FBI agents take the time to pin Agnes::

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

::AP kicks AS's dog. AS looks pissed, so AP runs away::

Guest The Superstar
Posted

::SS doesn't pin AP, since they may form an alliance. He just wonders how the fuck this thread turned into another OAOAST::

Guest Anglesault
Posted

::Rikishi runs out, RiKICKS both Superstar and AP, Bonzai drops both of them, and allows AS' dog to pin them.::

Guest The Superstar
Posted

::But SS actually kicked out, kicks the talentless sack of shit in the balls (do I mean AS or RIKISHI?!?!?!??!?!), but DOES NOT hit AS's dog because...that's cruel::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Sandman hits AS's dog with a barbed wire dog leash::

Guest MarioLogan
Posted
::Rikishi runs out, RiKICKS both Superstar and AP, Bonzai drops both of them, and allows AS' dog to pin them.::

History Lesson:

 

Attempt to make the Dungeon of Doom sell a move #1354354561156:

 

Anglesault has me run down. I reveal that it was Rikishi, which led to him joining the aWo.

 

What really puzzles me, is why woud anyone join me? I offered Jingus membership into the Dungeon a a joke, he took it seriously. :lol: :lol:

Guest MarioLogan
Posted

Sorry for the Double post:

 

::Frankenstein's Monster destroys AS's dg with a viscious AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THECHOKESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!then leaves while smoking a cigarette:: :firing:

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