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Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Metal Ed,

 

What would you do if somehow your beloved ROCK BOX~! ever stopped working, and you douldn't fix it?

 

And would you simply throw it out, or bury it in the back yard?

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Metal Ed-

If Rob Halfod offered to give you a bj while "Breaking the Law" played in the background would ya?

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Metal Ed,

 

I thought I'd ask this one for all the ladies in the house: boxers or briefs?

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Metal Ed-

Another one for the ladies. If a lady is lucky enough for a “metal injection” what kind of protection does Metal Ed prefer?

 

Latex party hat

Pull and pray

Some of that spray foam stuff

It’s her problem

Or Raw with no regrets?

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ATTENTION ALL METAL ED ENTHUSIASTS:

 

Metal Ed has relocated. He is now exclusive to The Smart Marks and will continue answering your pressing questions there. The first site exclusive "Ask Metal Ed" is currently available for your reading pleasure. It's pretty bitchin'. Enjoy.

Guest converge241
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"If some pop sissy like Paul Simon had signed a pact with Satan, he'd probaly be alive today. It ain't the Crue's fault"

 

LMAO @ Paul Simon "probably" being alive

Guest Incandenza
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Me and Wanda, the big girl up to the Wal-Mart, started making out at the demolition derby one time.

 

I thought Wanda worked at the Stop and Go.

Guest converge241
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she needs two jobs to support

-her large eating habit

-tapes for the rock box

-to fix the t tops on the camaro

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