Guest Breetai Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 It's official, HHH has surpassed Kevin Nash to become Big Poochie II. Let's look at the evidence shall we? Big hair? Check. Shite in the ring? Check. Always ends up making his opponent look bad? Check. Gives himself a title in an unbelievably devaluing and self-mastabatory manner? (poke of DOOM~! vs. getting handed the belt) Check. Shattered locker room morale due to utter nepotism and politics? Check. Crushed the winning streak of the unstoppable monster the whole company invests itself in just 'cause he can.... Pending, but c'mon. You know it'll happen. And now he's truly Poochie. The man who every part of every show has to be about, though he drags it down insanely. The only way for the irony to get any thicker is for Homer Simpson to run commentary while constantly asking "Where's poochy?" He's Nash all over again. Oops... forgot one... Destroyed his federation due to his bullshit? Pending, but coming up AWFUL fast.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 ... ... ... Where's Poochie II?
Guest PuzzyBludPopzicle Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Breetai Posted on Sep 8 2002, 12:54 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's official, HHH has surpassed Kevin Nash to become Big Poochie II. Let's look at the evidence shall we? Big hair? Check. Shite in the ring? Check. Always ends up making his opponent look bad? Check. Gives himself a title in an unbelievably devaluing and self-mastabatory manner? (poke of DOOM~! vs. getting handed the belt) Check. Shattered locker room morale due to utter nepotism and politics? Check. Crushed the winning streak of the unstoppable monster the whole company invests itself in just 'cause he can.... Pending, but c'mon. You know it'll happen. And now he's truly Poochie. The man who every part of every show has to be about, though he drags it down insanely. The only way for the irony to get any thicker is for Homer Simpson to run commentary while constantly asking "Where's poochy?" He's Nash all over again. Oops... forgot one... Destroyed his federation due to his bullshit? Pending, but coming up AWFUL fast. is there some reason in particular for you to quote SK Raw reviews damn near word for word?
Guest alfdogg Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Perhaps he just forgot to give SK credit.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 That was Scott Keith? What in hell?
Guest PuzzyBludPopzicle Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 alfdogg Posted on Sep 8 2002, 03:10 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Perhaps he just forgot to give SK credit. Must have 'slipped his mind' while having his burst of creativity.
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 actualy Nash didn't get the title in the poke of doom, so that analogy is broken.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Yeah, but... Scott Keith wrote that?! It was so LAME! I remember when Keith had some damn writing talent, man... And Rantsylvania was on a pathetic little server.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Gee, SK not liking HHH? I wonder why..*cough* Bitter Canadians.
Guest undisputedjericho Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Big PoocHHHie's ego stroking title 'win' last week made me stop watching Raw now, so from now on I'm only a PPV fan.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 I haven't watched Raw for the last couple of weeks, and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon. I still get somewhat of a kick out of SD!, though. I hate Taker slightly less than HHH, so I can deal.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 "And remember, kids, always recycle...TO THE EXTREME~!"
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Ah, what CRZ blessed us with... It *was* CRZ, right? Ah.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 "And remember, kids, always recycle...TO THE EXTREME~!" Now featured in my sig!
Guest LooseCannon Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 He stole that from the Simpsons you know.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 He stole that from the Simpsons you know. What he said.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 No WAY! You mean he didn't make up the concept of Poochie himself?! I meant the Nash = Poochie thing. Psh. There's a reason why it says "Big Poochie II".
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, CRZ "came up" with it. He freely admitted to stealing it from The Simpson.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 No WAY! You mean he didn't make up the concept of Poochie himself?! I meant the Nash = Poochie thing. Psh. There's a reason why it says "Big Poochie II". Yeah, but I hate to take credit for someone else's genuis. That "TO THE EXTREME" line is classic, but it's not my doing, so I shouldn't be credited.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, CRZ "came up" with it. He freely admitted to stealing it from The Simpson. They compared Nash to Poochie on The Simpsons?! EDIT: Yeah, but I hate to take credit for someone else's genuis. That "TO THE EXTREME" line is classic, but it's not my doing, so I shouldn't be credited. Sig = now changed accordingly.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, CRZ "came up" with it. He freely admitted to stealing it from The Simpson. They compared Nash to Poochie on The Simpsons?! You're making this more difficult than necessary.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 No, YOU are! Okay, I'm done.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 You can't accept the fact that I was right!
Guest LooseCannon Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 That whole exchange was hilarious.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 "If I had access-us....to a time-uh.....machine-uh.............STEPH!......I could-uh.......save myself-uh.......from quad injuries-uh..........and embarassingly low quality-uh.........MATCHES!.........uh." "Orrrrrrr you could watch yourself hold Jericho down again on SMAAAAACKDOWN!!!" "Choices-uh...... *ten minutes later* ....choices-uh." Mattdotcom...doesn't condone time travel...
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 *That* exchange was hilarious. "Choices-uh...... *ten minutes later* ....choices-uh."
Rob E Dangerously Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 HHH is PoocHHHie. Not Big Poochie II. Since he isn't big.
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