Guest Breetai Report post Posted September 8, 2002 It's official, HHH has surpassed Kevin Nash to become Big Poochie II. Let's look at the evidence shall we? Big hair? Check. Shite in the ring? Check. Always ends up making his opponent look bad? Check. Gives himself a title in an unbelievably devaluing and self-mastabatory manner? (poke of DOOM~! vs. getting handed the belt) Check. Shattered locker room morale due to utter nepotism and politics? Check. Crushed the winning streak of the unstoppable monster the whole company invests itself in just 'cause he can.... Pending, but c'mon. You know it'll happen. And now he's truly Poochie. The man who every part of every show has to be about, though he drags it down insanely. The only way for the irony to get any thicker is for Homer Simpson to run commentary while constantly asking "Where's poochy?" He's Nash all over again. Oops... forgot one... Destroyed his federation due to his bullshit? Pending, but coming up AWFUL fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 8, 2002 ... ... ... Where's Poochie II? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PuzzyBludPopzicle Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Breetai Posted on Sep 8 2002, 12:54 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's official, HHH has surpassed Kevin Nash to become Big Poochie II. Let's look at the evidence shall we? Big hair? Check. Shite in the ring? Check. Always ends up making his opponent look bad? Check. Gives himself a title in an unbelievably devaluing and self-mastabatory manner? (poke of DOOM~! vs. getting handed the belt) Check. Shattered locker room morale due to utter nepotism and politics? Check. Crushed the winning streak of the unstoppable monster the whole company invests itself in just 'cause he can.... Pending, but c'mon. You know it'll happen. And now he's truly Poochie. The man who every part of every show has to be about, though he drags it down insanely. The only way for the irony to get any thicker is for Homer Simpson to run commentary while constantly asking "Where's poochy?" He's Nash all over again. Oops... forgot one... Destroyed his federation due to his bullshit? Pending, but coming up AWFUL fast. is there some reason in particular for you to quote SK Raw reviews damn near word for word? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Perhaps he just forgot to give SK credit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 8, 2002 That was Scott Keith? What in hell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PuzzyBludPopzicle Report post Posted September 8, 2002 alfdogg Posted on Sep 8 2002, 03:10 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Perhaps he just forgot to give SK credit. Must have 'slipped his mind' while having his burst of creativity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Report post Posted September 8, 2002 actualy Nash didn't get the title in the poke of doom, so that analogy is broken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Breetai Report post Posted September 9, 2002 That was Scott Keith? Repeat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Yeah, but... Scott Keith wrote that?! It was so LAME! I remember when Keith had some damn writing talent, man... And Rantsylvania was on a pathetic little server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Gee, SK not liking HHH? I wonder why..*cough* Bitter Canadians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undisputedjericho Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Big PoocHHHie's ego stroking title 'win' last week made me stop watching Raw now, so from now on I'm only a PPV fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 9, 2002 I haven't watched Raw for the last couple of weeks, and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon. I still get somewhat of a kick out of SD!, though. I hate Taker slightly less than HHH, so I can deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Where's Poochhhie?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 9, 2002 "And remember, kids, always recycle...TO THE EXTREME~!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Ah, what CRZ blessed us with... It *was* CRZ, right? Ah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 "And remember, kids, always recycle...TO THE EXTREME~!" Now featured in my sig! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted September 9, 2002 He stole that from the Simpsons you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 9, 2002 He stole that from the Simpsons you know. What he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 No WAY! You mean he didn't make up the concept of Poochie himself?! I meant the Nash = Poochie thing. Psh. There's a reason why it says "Big Poochie II". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, CRZ "came up" with it. He freely admitted to stealing it from The Simpson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 9, 2002 No WAY! You mean he didn't make up the concept of Poochie himself?! I meant the Nash = Poochie thing. Psh. There's a reason why it says "Big Poochie II". Yeah, but I hate to take credit for someone else's genuis. That "TO THE EXTREME" line is classic, but it's not my doing, so I shouldn't be credited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, CRZ "came up" with it. He freely admitted to stealing it from The Simpson. They compared Nash to Poochie on The Simpsons?! EDIT: Yeah, but I hate to take credit for someone else's genuis. That "TO THE EXTREME" line is classic, but it's not my doing, so I shouldn't be credited. Sig = now changed accordingly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, CRZ "came up" with it. He freely admitted to stealing it from The Simpson. They compared Nash to Poochie on The Simpsons?! You're making this more difficult than necessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 No, YOU are! Okay, I'm done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Women Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 You can't accept the fact that I was right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted September 9, 2002 That whole exchange was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted September 11, 2002 "If I had access-us....to a time-uh.....machine-uh.............STEPH!......I could-uh.......save myself-uh.......from quad injuries-uh..........and embarassingly low quality-uh.........MATCHES!.........uh." "Orrrrrrr you could watch yourself hold Jericho down again on SMAAAAACKDOWN!!!" "Choices-uh...... *ten minutes later* ....choices-uh." Mattdotcom...doesn't condone time travel... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 11, 2002 *That* exchange was hilarious. "Choices-uh...... *ten minutes later* ....choices-uh." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2002 HHH is PoocHHHie. Not Big Poochie II. Since he isn't big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
