Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted September 9, 2002 This is gonna be rich... I have scars from the stitches I got when I had surgery on my right knee(torn cartlidge while practicing football in HS). I have a HUGE scar spanning the back of my left ear from when I had surgery on it to remove an infected bone in it. I have a mark in the middle of my forehead from when I ran into the edge of a glass table when I was 4. Got a minor hole in my head from when I got 12 stitches from a fight during school. I have various small scars from when I worked at Sam's Club and had to push carts on various occasions and got cut up from the sharp edges. I have a 4 inch slash on my left arm from when a crack addict tried to jump me back in my old neighborhood. I have a scar at the bottom of my right foot from when I fell on a pencil while wrestling my little brother and the lead got embedded in it. Damn... that's some list, I tell ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 9, 2002 I think you have CWM beat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 9, 2002 I dunno. Getting shot takes precedent over half those injuries, at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Well let's see... I've cracked my head open 10 times, 5 in the front, five in the back...... I don't remember a few of them, but the ones I remember are once when I was jumping on my sister's bed and she pushed me off and I hit my head on the windowsill, when I was racing my sister to the front door and was winning, so she shoved me headfirst into the doorframe, when my sister decided to wax the floor and not tell anyone and I went running around the corner, slipped, and smacked my head on the pointy corner of the kitchen counter.....once when I was little I was running up and down the hall and ran headfirst into the mirror....hmmm....that's all I seem to remember..... I've also got a scar on my eyebrow from when I was little and fell out of bed and smacked my head on a nightstand..... There's scars all over my hands, most memorably one where I poked my dog while she was sleeping and she bit me, and once she bit in she pulled her head back, ripping most of the skin away from my finger, one where I was opening a can of dog treats and the tin cut my finger pretty deep.... There's the one on my knee from when I was playing baseball in the backyard, was running, slipped on some berries, and scraped my knee to the bone. I've got a scar on my leg from where a friggin metal rod was sticking out of the bottom of a desk at school and I snagged it when I was walking by And the most recent: I was raking the backyard without shoes on....yeah, I know, I'm a genius....and I stepped back right onto a gravel rake. That mother buried itself about an inch into the bottom of my heel. My dad ran over and pulled it out, leaving a huge damn hole in the bottom of my foot....the worst part was the throbbing pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Not many. One on the top of my head, one on my tongue, one on my elbow, and one on my left leg. Oh. The two inch one on my foot. That's it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 10, 2002 And the most recent: I was raking the backyard without shoes on....yeah, I know, I'm a genius....and I stepped back right onto a gravel rake. That mother buried itself about an inch into the bottom of my heel. My dad ran over and pulled it out, leaving a huge damn hole in the bottom of my foot....the worst part was the throbbing pain. I've stepped on more bees, wasps, rusty nails, rakes, thistles, thorns, old bottle caps, torn up pieces of pop can, broken glass, and jagged pieces of wood than I can count. I got soooooo many tetanus shots as a kid, it was ridiculous. By the time I was around 10 years old, I didn't even need shoes, my feet were made of leather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted September 10, 2002 My only real scar is on my left knee, from cutting it open numerous times from tripping and landing on it or whatever, once cutting it open to the bone from landing on broken glass, which left i rather long scar. Anything else i have isn't really that noticable. EDIT: Oh yeah, i forgot i have one on my chest from being stabbed with a pitchfork. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Lets see I have several deep ones on my back. I was in a car accident and the glass shreaded my back up like a piece of cheese. I have one on my nose from when I broke it open when I fell on a cement step. I have one on my thumb when I almost lost my thumb in a box cutter incident. And I have a dozen or so smaller ones from when I got the chicken pox in college. (I was hospitalized I was so sick) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 10, 2002 EDIT: Oh yeah, i forgot i have one on my chest from being stabbed with a pitchfork. You forgot that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 10, 2002 My only real scar is on my left knee, from cutting it open numerous times from tripping and landing on it or whatever, once cutting it open to the bone from landing on broken glass, which left i rather long scar. Anything else i have isn't really that noticable. EDIT: Oh yeah, i forgot i have one on my chest from being stabbed with a pitchfork. Well you at the very least equal me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted September 10, 2002 I have a scar on the back of my left forearm that's about an inch long. I have no clue where I got it from. I have a scar on the front of my right forearm from where I was wrestling with my dog and she clawed me. It used to run the whole distance of the forearm, but it's faded to only an inch or so. I have a scar on my left palm from where I fell through the attic floor of an old shed and stopped myself by bracing my hand on a broken window. I have an inch long scar on my right knee from when my friend thought it would be funny to put a hot piece of flint on me. I had to be held back from beating the shit out of him. The ball of my left foot has a deep puncture wound that has healed over with scar tissue. I can dig it out with a knife and not feel a thing, but it still grows back. EDIT: How the FUCK do you forget something like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Man... I'm still in shock that he almost forgot about being stabbed with a pitchfork... That'd be almost like me forgetting about the two surgeries I've had. Ahhhhh FUCK.... Speaking of which: I have like 25 little marks all over my knuckles, feet, and the crooks of my elbows due to the fact that the dipshits who were putting in the IV for my ear operation couldn't find a goddamn vein. It may have been the single thing that made indifferent to getting a shot now as they pricked me for almost 15 goddamn minutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites