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Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion

I apologise for running Alina off.

 

She was so adorable, and I ruined her. Stupid vampire TRITEC...

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Guest Sandman9000

::Pours gasoline on TRITEC and lights her ass up. Sandman breaks out the marshmallows, before seeing Evenflow and tossing him onto TRITEC's burning body. Hey, a feud is a feud::

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Guest evenflowDDT

*cough* 50 feet *cough*

 

::A cadre of police officers arrives to take Sandman away::

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Guest J*ingus

::stares dumbfounded at the sudden outbreak of violence::

 

I really don't like getting into "hotness rating" contests, they always feel terribly subjective to me. And these ARE human beings here, and for the most part they can't help what kind of body they have. Diet, exercise, and cosmetic medicine do have an effect, but mostly we're stuck with what god gaves us and... oh hell, I can't spew this liberal commie pinko bullshit anymore, I want some titties, dammit!

 

1st girl: not bad at all.

 

TRITEC's friends: the links didn't work.

 

Alina: and you thought you were ugly?!?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

You think that this is all mean? You need to go to impressingroom.com stat. Those people are downright HARSH.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion

The links are working for me, Jingus. I dunno why they aren't working for you... :huh:

 

You think that this is all mean? You need to go to impressingroom.com stat. Those people are downright HARSH.

 

I should post my friends in there.

 

I feel like a bastard. Good thing Sandman 9000roasted me.

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Guest LaParkaMarka

You are truly evil for posting your friend's pics all over the place. Good work.

 

(hooray for evil)

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Guest Kotzenjunge

How's about Kylie in my signature picture? Would You?

 

Your choices are:

I: Hells no

II: If I were drunk

III: Ehh, maybe

IV: Ehh, probably

V: Sure, why not?

VI: Yes

VII: Why are you even asking?

VIII: OUTTA MY WAY!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest LaParkaMarka

My answer would be VII (Rocky 7, Adrien's Revenge). I imagine that'll be the answer of almost all the guys here.

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Guest DrTom

I'll go with VI. Kylie's good-looking and all, but there are a few girls in music I would roger like cheap whores in a no-tell motel before I would let her give me head. But I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed. If that made any sense.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

It's working for everyone else. I don't know what your problem is.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Leena
No. I found her picture in Graphics/Testing.

 

Alina looks like someone that would hate me in real life.

Why would I hate you in real life? :huh:

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Guest Leena
I'd do the chick in the top of the thread, but would probably pass on the others.

 

Not to insult Alina or anything, since she could probably kick the shit out of me.

I doubt it, since I'm a stick. However, I can do the foot choke far better than Nash, and I am the best at no-selling. (See: Kotzenjunge)

 

I also find it hard to believe you would reject someone, since you think a girl could kick your ass. Just saying. :P

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Guest Leena
My complaint with her is that she constanly no-sells my compliments. Very irking.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

What am I supposed to say? I'm sorry.. :wub:

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Spoon, you looker you. You could probably score mad chicks with that picture that you rate yourself with. Wow, you look nothing like I pictured.

 

Dames

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Dames, what DID you picture?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Why the hell isn't my picture working?????

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I'll just hope that's a good thing.

 

(knows Dames is REALLY pissed now that he wouldn't be hanging with Spoon at the NYC clubs so he could get some spillover-type, coattails play)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest J*ingus

::is now really confused, because somewhere along the way he'd picked up the impression that Kotz was black...::

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Guest Incandenza

Heh, Flyboy has said a couple of times that he initially thought I was black. Am I that cool?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

This is pretty funny, because Dames thought I was black also. Do I really convey that? If so, great!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion

I figured that you were white. But I envisioned a skinny, pale white guy without style. Somehow. ... But you, my friend, have style to spare.

 

So can I have some? Please?...

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Guest Kotzenjunge

(checks his pockets, sees them full to bursting with style, but so full he can't get a hand in there to get some out)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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