Promo: Down with the European Union!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

We fade to Sharpe, waiting in the same ol room that we have seen him in before. Sharpe is wearing a Red Wings jersey and laying back on a chair. And then, Leon Sharpe clears his throat

 

Leon Sharpe: "Hello.. welcome back to the same Sharpe time, on a somewhat different Sharpe channel"

 

Sharpe smirks

 

Leon Sharpe: "Now, in regards to last Thursday. Let me say it was a great success. Jack the Ripper went down to the Silver Bullet and he became the first victim of me in the JL."

 

Sharpe nods

 

Leon Sharpe: "and with the proceeds from winning the match, look at what I got"

 

Sharpe points to his side where we see a fireplace.

 

Leon Sharpe: "Now, I don't use this much, but I figure it makes good scenary."

 

Sharpe smiles a bit.

 

Leon Sharpe: "Also, I should note that Wildman the Smake did eat on Thursday and tommorrow, he will eat again. He has about a dozen little mice waiting for him, so he's free to eat whenever he pleases"

 

Sharpe nods

 

Leon Sharpe: "Now.. tomorrow, I will take on Blank, Jack the Ripper and Tim Dillon. Let me talk about these guys"

 

Sharpe pauses

 

Leon Sharpe: "First is Jack. Jack the Ripper sucks. End of story. Jack was lucky that I was feeling generous and that I didn't just go out and splatter his brains all over the canvas in a minute. You see.. if I do that, then it hurts t-shirt sales. People don't want to see matches that end before they have the chance to get drunk. Plus, Jack wasn't totally sucky out there, he did put up a good fight, so that was another factor here. He seemed to be excited to be back in JL. I figure that one day, he will take on Cutthroat and then they will mate and make little mole-looking babies."

 

Sharpe shudders

 

Leon Sharpe: "Second is Tim Dillon. All you guys out there saw me drinking with him and I have to say that Irish beer is strong stuff. Some of you question this alliance, but, I figure it will work out. You see, I get rid of Blan Kuu and Jack with him and then I will beat him silly. It's simple. Plus, it gives him the honor of lasting a little bit in the match. If I am to sell t-shirts, I should at least act friendly to the other good guys here."

 

Sharpe smiles

 

Leon Sharpe: "Now, onto Blank. Blank can beat up Pat Morita and Mr. Fuji and any other fossils he wants to beat on. But, he won't just do that to me. I know his evil mist is brewing up, waiting for a shot at me again. Blank, this time, I know more about you and I know how to beat you down. That is what I will do to you tomorrow."

 

Sharpe nods

 

Leon Sharpe: "For you see, when I win this, I will be the top contender to Matt Myers, the European champion. I will dub myself, the Sharpeuropean champion. Just say it with me... Sharpe European Champion. I figure little Mikey Myers will be tough, but I will get to him in due time. You see.. even if SJL doesn't ever go to Europe, I figure I will be a hero to the Europeans. Europe is looking for Americans they can love. They had Patton, FDR and Jerry Lewis before and now they will have me. Leon Sharpe, the future champion of Europe. Hell, it opens a new market to my t-shirts also. I can sell to alot of those people, even the Dutch! It will be a Sharpeuropean Union of people, buying my stuff with Euros as I sleep in piles of money

 

Sharpe laughs

 

Leon Sharpe: "Plan for the week. Tomorrow, I beat up three people. Sunday, I beat up Myers. Next Monday, stare at the belt for hours and feed the snake. Such a week coming up for me."

 

Sharpe nods.

 

Leon Sharpe: "Get the point!?!"

 

Sharpe smiles as this scene fades to black.

[Guest Powerplay]

"I figure he will one day fight Cutthroat and they will mate and make little mole-looking babies.

 

Leon shudders."

 

That line alone is makes this promo worth reading. Again, nice job on giving us the inside scoops of Sharpes mind. Does he mail these videos to his fans, or just e-mails him.

 

Edit: Obviously Sharpe has good taste also. Wings Jersey= (Y).