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Ok, me and two friends were suppose to box today. It was me vs. kid A. Then a second one with me vs. Kid B. Well one of them brought boxing gloves and they were the size of fucking sockem boppers so we just used open fist which soon became closed after the first punch. Anyways, Kid A was the stronger one of the two so I fought Kid B first. Well, we started and we were boxing, not going insane. We swung a bit and the first few were just misses. Keep in mind I am friends with both kids. We are just having fun. So he thorws a punch and gets me in the cheek. No harm done but thats where the open fist rule was broken as I swung with a huge right and got him in the cheek/eye area. This kid is a pussy and got all upset and said he wanted to quit. So he goes and sits down. Kid A comes in now and we knew there wasn't no open fist rule. We weren't even gonna try to enforce it cuz we knew it was just gonna be worthless. So we get at it and we each get each other a few good times. He made my lip bleed. I hit him in the face a good 3 times making his cheek change red. We fight a little more. Nothing really special happens. We get each other a few good times more until we end it. Now Kid B says he wants to fight again and he kinda looks mad. I think he wanted to wait until I was tired. And I was I mean it's hot here in Phoenix. So right off the back he hits me as hard as he can and gets me in the mouth. I have braces and it just made it worse. My lip was bleeding pretty good. So I got pretty mad and went all out fighting force. Got him in the stomach and face like 10 times before he just backed off.

 

I have to say I won both fights with Kid B but lost my fight with Kid A. I think I may have a black eye but it should turn out looking nice tomorrow. We had to stop though cuz some stupid lady was threatening us to call the cops.

Guest justsoyouknow
Posted

You live in Phoenix, eh? I live up on the Scottsdale/Tempe border....small world.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I was wondering what happened with that fight thing you told us about, and now I know.

 

I want my money back.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

Just out of curiousity, what prompted you to start this? I mean there has to be a better reason than we were bored and wanted to see who was a better fighter. But I must say it doesn't surprise me, boys always seem to do things that are fueled solely on testostrone.

Guest justsoyouknow
Posted

Well, I know that up at my high school, there's a guy who regularly has kickbacks where the main attraction is people boxing...for no reason other than to prove that they're more manly than the other guy, I'm guessing. I never got into the whole fighting thing, I'm not a typically violent guy.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

Guys are heavy into out doing each other. And I guess fighting is the manly way to test your might.

Guest justsoyouknow
Posted

Oh, that's not the only way to prove you're a man.....another that we often use is to see who can take the most shots (Jose, Jack, whatever)....someone always ends up drunk, throwing up, and passed out, but it's always entertaining.

 

 

:cheers:

 

Now you're a man, MAN!, a MAN MAN MAN, now you're a man, MAN!

A manny manny man, a man man man, MAN! You are now a man, you're a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan........now you're a man....

Posted

The reason we boxed was because Kid A always talked shit and said he could kick my ass in a boxing match. So we boxed. Kid B just got into it.

Posted
You live in Phoenix, eh? I live up on the Scottsdale/Tempe border....small world.

I'm actually in Glendale. But no one ever knows where Glendale is so I say Phoenix. My sister owns an apartment in Tempe. She goes to ASU.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

Hey drinking games rule anyway. I've done several of those, won too! But I guess girls handle things differently from guys....well sometimes :cheers:

Guest justsoyouknow
Posted

Yeah, well girls typically partake in drinking games because guys think that's an easier way to get girls drunk without them suspecting such.....

Posted

Dude what is that Man song? I dunno who it is but I got it stuck in my head heeeelp!

 

Now you're a man! (MAN!!)

A man man man!

Now you're a man (MAN!!!)

M-m-ma-ma-man!

 

:bounce: tell me tell me tell me :bounce:

Guest justsoyouknow
Posted

It's the theme from Orgazmo........it's catchy as hell.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

hey, at least you guys had gloves. 'round these parts there was a short series of boxing matches that featured towels and washrags tied around fists so no one got busted up too bad. This town's full of dumbasses, so someone always ends up bloody. Good times, though.

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