Super Secret OaOasT Booking Rules

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

This is the Booker-respected list of rules. If you rule makes it on here, be happy

 

Super-Secret Booking Formula

 

1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings

 

2. BPP = Flair, with Power

 

3. Sandman - Appearance = Ratings

 

4. Hazing + Rookie = Ratings

 

5. evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match

 

6. SWF + OAOAST = Shocker

 

7. Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing

 

8. Swerves - Russo = Good

[Guest Angle-plex]

1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings

 

Take out the "+ jobbing" part and that statement is correct.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

not according to our track record

[Guest evenflowDDT]

evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match

[Guest BifEverchad]

BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

SWF + OAOAST = Shocker.

[Guest Angle-plex]

not according to our track record

Well, maybe:

 

AP + Winning All His Matches = MORE RATINGS!

 

I think we should try it.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

SWF + OAOAST = Shocker.

I can dig that...

 

 

 

... what? Oh fine, sucker. That's not good enough? Sigh...

 

 

... SUCKER! Aww I suck at this.

[Guest caboose]

Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever

[Guest The Superstar]

Superstar wrestling=Insane ratings and/or buyrates that just about cause Nielson's box to explode.

 

Yeah, that kinda sucked

[Guest caboose]

Here are some more complicated ones::

 

On the assumption that:

 

Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever

 

SWF + OAOAST = Shocker

 

Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings

 

BPP = Flair, with Power

 

Sandman - Appearance = Ratings

 

Hazing + Rookie = Ratings

 

evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match

 

BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year

 

 

 

We Can deduce that:

 

(Caboose + Anything) + (SWF + OAOAST) = Greatest InVasion Angle Ever

 

(BifEverchad + OAOAST) + (Caboose + Anything) = Headline News

 

BPP + (Agnes + Jobbing) = Last Month's Feud Blowoff

 

(Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™

[Guest evenflowDDT]

(Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™

Wow... that is complex, but it makes a lot of sense too. It explains why every time I let a new guy stay over at my place the toilet is red when they leave. It also explains why Bradshaw always has that damned smile on his face.

[Guest J*ingus]

JINGUS - Selling = The Usual

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yeh derive more formulas...official formulas updated

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM + Tire Irons= Ratings

[Guest evenflowDDT]

CWM + Tire Irons = MAYHEM~! = Ratings

Jingus + Cute, Fluffy Kittens & Animals = MAYHEM~! = Ratings

Anglesault + Test or Edge Marks = MAYHEM~! = Ratings

 

... any more MAYHEM~!?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM's 6000th post =ratings

[Guest evenflowDDT]

CWM's 6000th post =ratings

Damn straight! Congratulations dude!

 

Didn't Tony recently have his 10,000th post too? But his doesn't count as high because it was altered by a few thousand... CWM's is pure blood, sweat and whoring!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well I think it got changed by about 200 posts but then again I could've gone a posting binge one night and was too drunk to remember.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Wouldn't surprise any of us.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't have a problem...honest.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack Malibu + Title Shot - Screwjob=inevitable

[Guest NazMistry]

NazMistry + Absent Poster = Gimmick Infringement

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Eskimo + USTV title = the way it should be!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yeah...right eskimo

 

keep trying

[Guest NazMistry]

NazMistry + Agnes + ThunderKid = Jobbers World Order

[Guest Sandman9000]

I'd be a part of the jWo, but I'm not even allowed to wrestle.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = Fatal Mistake Waiting to Happen...

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month.

This Post - Spoiler = TEASE~! = CHEAP PLUG~!

 

Sandman9000 + XPW = MAYHEM~! = RATINGS!