Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted September 10, 2002 This is the Booker-respected list of rules. If you rule makes it on here, be happy Super-Secret Booking Formula 1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings 2. BPP = Flair, with Power 3. Sandman - Appearance = Ratings 4. Hazing + Rookie = Ratings 5. evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match 6. SWF + OAOAST = Shocker 7. Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing 8. Swerves - Russo = Good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted September 10, 2002 1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings Take out the "+ jobbing" part and that statement is correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted September 10, 2002 not according to our track record Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 10, 2002 evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted September 10, 2002 BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted September 10, 2002 SWF + OAOAST = Shocker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted September 10, 2002 not according to our track record Well, maybe: AP + Winning All His Matches = MORE RATINGS! I think we should try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 10, 2002 SWF + OAOAST = Shocker. I can dig that... ... what? Oh fine, sucker. That's not good enough? Sigh... ... SUCKER! Aww I suck at this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Superstar wrestling=Insane ratings and/or buyrates that just about cause Nielson's box to explode. Yeah, that kinda sucked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Here are some more complicated ones:: On the assumption that: Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever SWF + OAOAST = Shocker Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings BPP = Flair, with Power Sandman - Appearance = Ratings Hazing + Rookie = Ratings evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year We Can deduce that: (Caboose + Anything) + (SWF + OAOAST) = Greatest InVasion Angle Ever (BifEverchad + OAOAST) + (Caboose + Anything) = Headline News BPP + (Agnes + Jobbing) = Last Month's Feud Blowoff (Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 10, 2002 (Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™ Wow... that is complex, but it makes a lot of sense too. It explains why every time I let a new guy stay over at my place the toilet is red when they leave. It also explains why Bradshaw always has that damned smile on his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 10, 2002 JINGUS - Selling = The Usual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted September 10, 2002 yeh derive more formulas...official formulas updated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 10, 2002 CWM + Tire Irons= Ratings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 10, 2002 CWM + Tire Irons = MAYHEM~! = Ratings Jingus + Cute, Fluffy Kittens & Animals = MAYHEM~! = Ratings Anglesault + Test or Edge Marks = MAYHEM~! = Ratings ... any more MAYHEM~!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 10, 2002 CWM's 6000th post =ratings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 10, 2002 CWM's 6000th post =ratings Damn straight! Congratulations dude! Didn't Tony recently have his 10,000th post too? But his doesn't count as high because it was altered by a few thousand... CWM's is pure blood, sweat and whoring! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Well I think it got changed by about 200 posts but then again I could've gone a posting binge one night and was too drunk to remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Wouldn't surprise any of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 10, 2002 I don't have a problem...honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted September 10, 2002 Zack Malibu + Title Shot - Screwjob=inevitable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NazMistry Report post Posted September 10, 2002 NazMistry + Absent Poster = Gimmick Infringement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Eskimo + USTV title = the way it should be! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted September 11, 2002 yeah...right eskimo keep trying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NazMistry Report post Posted September 11, 2002 NazMistry + Agnes + ThunderKid = Jobbers World Order Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 11, 2002 I'd be a part of the jWo, but I'm not even allowed to wrestle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = Fatal Mistake Waiting to Happen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month. This Post - Spoiler = TEASE~! = CHEAP PLUG~! Sandman9000 + XPW = MAYHEM~! = RATINGS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites