Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 This is the Booker-respected list of rules. If you rule makes it on here, be happy Super-Secret Booking Formula 1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings 2. BPP = Flair, with Power 3. Sandman - Appearance = Ratings 4. Hazing + Rookie = Ratings 5. evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match 6. SWF + OAOAST = Shocker 7. Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing 8. Swerves - Russo = Good
Guest Angle-plex Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings Take out the "+ jobbing" part and that statement is correct.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 not according to our track record
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match
Guest BifEverchad Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 SWF + OAOAST = Shocker.
Guest Angle-plex Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 not according to our track record Well, maybe: AP + Winning All His Matches = MORE RATINGS! I think we should try it.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 SWF + OAOAST = Shocker. I can dig that... ... what? Oh fine, sucker. That's not good enough? Sigh... ... SUCKER! Aww I suck at this.
Guest caboose Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever
Guest The Superstar Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Superstar wrestling=Insane ratings and/or buyrates that just about cause Nielson's box to explode. Yeah, that kinda sucked
Guest caboose Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Here are some more complicated ones:: On the assumption that: Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever SWF + OAOAST = Shocker Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings BPP = Flair, with Power Sandman - Appearance = Ratings Hazing + Rookie = Ratings evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year We Can deduce that: (Caboose + Anything) + (SWF + OAOAST) = Greatest InVasion Angle Ever (BifEverchad + OAOAST) + (Caboose + Anything) = Headline News BPP + (Agnes + Jobbing) = Last Month's Feud Blowoff (Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 (Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™ Wow... that is complex, but it makes a lot of sense too. It explains why every time I let a new guy stay over at my place the toilet is red when they leave. It also explains why Bradshaw always has that damned smile on his face.
Guest J*ingus Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 JINGUS - Selling = The Usual
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 yeh derive more formulas...official formulas updated
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 CWM + Tire Irons= Ratings
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 CWM + Tire Irons = MAYHEM~! = Ratings Jingus + Cute, Fluffy Kittens & Animals = MAYHEM~! = Ratings Anglesault + Test or Edge Marks = MAYHEM~! = Ratings ... any more MAYHEM~!?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 CWM's 6000th post =ratings
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 CWM's 6000th post =ratings Damn straight! Congratulations dude! Didn't Tony recently have his 10,000th post too? But his doesn't count as high because it was altered by a few thousand... CWM's is pure blood, sweat and whoring!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Well I think it got changed by about 200 posts but then again I could've gone a posting binge one night and was too drunk to remember.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Wouldn't surprise any of us.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 I don't have a problem...honest.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Zack Malibu + Title Shot - Screwjob=inevitable
Guest NazMistry Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 NazMistry + Absent Poster = Gimmick Infringement
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 Eskimo + USTV title = the way it should be!
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 yeah...right eskimo keep trying
Guest NazMistry Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 NazMistry + Agnes + ThunderKid = Jobbers World Order
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 11, 2002 Report Posted September 11, 2002 I'd be a part of the jWo, but I'm not even allowed to wrestle.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = Fatal Mistake Waiting to Happen...
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month. This Post - Spoiler = TEASE~! = CHEAP PLUG~! Sandman9000 + XPW = MAYHEM~! = RATINGS!
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