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Super Secret OaOasT Booking Rules

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

This is the Booker-respected list of rules. If you rule makes it on here, be happy

 

Super-Secret Booking Formula

 

1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings

 

2. BPP = Flair, with Power

 

3. Sandman - Appearance = Ratings

 

4. Hazing + Rookie = Ratings

 

5. evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match

 

6. SWF + OAOAST = Shocker

 

7. Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing

 

8. Swerves - Russo = Good

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Guest Angle-plex
1. Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings

 

Take out the "+ jobbing" part and that statement is correct. :D

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Guest Angle-plex
not according to our track record

Well, maybe:

 

AP + Winning All His Matches = MORE RATINGS!

 

I think we should try it. ;)

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Guest evenflowDDT
SWF + OAOAST = Shocker.

I can dig that...

 

 

 

... what? Oh fine, sucker. That's not good enough? Sigh...

 

 

... SUCKER! Aww I suck at this.

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Guest The Superstar

Superstar wrestling=Insane ratings and/or buyrates that just about cause Nielson's box to explode.

 

Yeah, that kinda sucked

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Guest caboose

Here are some more complicated ones::

 

On the assumption that:

 

Caboose + Anything = The New Greatest Thing Ever

 

SWF + OAOAST = Shocker

 

Agnes + Jobbing = Ratings

 

BPP = Flair, with Power

 

Sandman - Appearance = Ratings

 

Hazing + Rookie = Ratings

 

evenflowDDT + Sandman9000 + hazardous objects = ***** match

 

BifEverchad + OAOAST = Newstory of the Year

 

 

 

We Can deduce that:

 

(Caboose + Anything) + (SWF + OAOAST) = Greatest InVasion Angle Ever

 

(BifEverchad + OAOAST) + (Caboose + Anything) = Headline News

 

BPP + (Agnes + Jobbing) = Last Month's Feud Blowoff

 

(Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™

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Guest evenflowDDT
(Evenflow DDT + (Sandman9000-Appearance)) + (Hazing + Rookie) = Big Rating For Bradshaw's Patented ***** Bloody Ass-Raping™

Wow... that is complex, but it makes a lot of sense too. It explains why every time I let a new guy stay over at my place the toilet is red when they leave. It also explains why Bradshaw always has that damned smile on his face.

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Guest evenflowDDT

CWM + Tire Irons = MAYHEM~! = Ratings

Jingus + Cute, Fluffy Kittens & Animals = MAYHEM~! = Ratings

Anglesault + Test or Edge Marks = MAYHEM~! = Ratings

 

... any more MAYHEM~!?

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Guest evenflowDDT
CWM's 6000th post =ratings

Damn straight! Congratulations dude!

 

Didn't Tony recently have his 10,000th post too? But his doesn't count as high because it was altered by a few thousand... CWM's is pure blood, sweat and whoring!

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Well I think it got changed by about 200 posts but then again I could've gone a posting binge one night and was too drunk to remember.

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Guest evenflowDDT

Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = Fatal Mistake Waiting to Happen...

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Guest Sandman9000

Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month.

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Guest evenflowDDT
Sandman9000 + Restraining Order + Banning From Arena = See what happens next month.

This Post - Spoiler = TEASE~! = CHEAP PLUG~!

 

Sandman9000 + XPW = MAYHEM~! = RATINGS!

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