The Almost-Official "Kill Jerry Lawler" Thread

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Yeah, I know, I know, this thread is nothing new. BUT, this is the first time in memory that I can recall changing the fucking channel ONLY because of Lawlers commentary. He singlehandedly drove what I normally would consider a "blah" show into the "piece of shit" show category. I mean, literally, the man has no place behind that microphone.

 

Lately we've been dealt

 

- Molly Holly jokes

- the word "hymen" used over 20 times in a match

- him dancing around wearing a ref shirt like we care about him

- tonights HLA fiasco

 

To some I may sound overdramatic, even annoying, that's fine. This thread is one for those who wish to vent their frustrations on Jerry Lawler. Memphis legend my white ass, this man needs to just crawl into a hole and fuckin die.

[Guest snowfan]

Yeah, I know, I know, this thread is nothing new. BUT, this is the first time in memory that I can recall changing the fucking channel ONLY because of Lawlers commentary. He singlehandedly drove what I normally would consider a "blah" show into the "piece of shit" show category. I mean, literally, the man has no place behind that microphone.

 

Lately we've been dealt

 

- Molly Holly jokes

- the word "hymen" used over 20 times in a match

- him dancing around wearing a ref shirt like we care about him

- tonights HLA fiasco

 

To some I may sound overdramatic, even annoying, that's fine. This thread is one for those who wish to vent their frustrations on Jerry Lawler. Memphis legend my white ass, this man needs to just crawl into a hole and fuckin die.

Hear Hear....

 

JFL

 

Just firebomb Lawler

[Guest jester]

Even JR sounded like he had genuinely lost patience with Lawler tonight.

 

I hope he gets a talking to at least and calms down for, oh the next two shows.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Since it's been one year since the ultra-cool Jim Ross/Paul Heyman argument... I was hoping JR would start shooting and go off on Lawler.

 

That would've been the greatest thing EVER.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Lawler sucks.

 

He really needs to get the F out.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I was seriously praying that JR would just go off and totally shoot on Lawler, completed with bleeped-out expletives and all.

 

I'm praying that next week on RAW as punishment Bischoff tells Lawler that he's been talking for 3 minutes too long and that the Island Boyz stiff the fuck out of him. The man needs to feel the pain we were feeling as we had to listen to his so-called "commentary."

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I somehow expect some consequences for Lawler's idiocracy tonight.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

and then DDP can stand in as a commentator with JR after they stretcher Lawler out

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Agreed Rob E. I would take the following ANY day over Lawler

 

- Raven

- DDP

- Heyman

- Steven Richards

- Regal

[Guest MaxPower27]

I muted my TV during all the matches. It started suring the women's match for me, as I got home from school as the women were being introduced:

 

My roommate: Cool, a women's tag match

Me: Who's in it?

TV: Whoo-hoo!!!! Puppies

<cut to shot of Lawler holding binoculars>

Me: Oh, this is gonna be fun.

 

If I hear HLA one more fucking time, I'm gonna fucking scream. It'snot that he even ruined a halfway decent women's match. He ruined every fucking segment of that goddamn show. Even during the interviews, which we had the sound turned on for, it was HLA, HLA, HLA.

 

 

FIRE JERRY LAWLER

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I hope you unmuted it for the Booker/Goldust/Kane segment. That segment ruled!!!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Let's start some big ass petition...

 

Why don't those things work?!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

DIE LAWLER DIE

 

Send Lawler to OVW!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I called for a "Fire Lawler" petition a few days ago but it never happened.

 

I was under a different name at the time if you're wondering how I did that a few days ago when I just started on here as LaParkaYourCar

[Guest MaxPower27]

I hope you unmuted it for the Booker/Goldust/Kane segment. That segment ruled!!!

 

I had it unmuted for the segment, but the 3 magic letters were there. H-L-A. Like sand in your underwear, they get more annoying by the fucking second.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Next week on RAW:

 

Jerry Lawler v. Molly Holly in a 'Wrestler with the bigger genitalia will have it repeatedly hit with a cane' match!

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I've decided to start up a group dedicated to hating on Lawler, called P.A.L.C, People Against Lawlers Commentary. Any takers? I'm going to go edit my sig right now, in fact....

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Sign me up for that

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

What about the order being called "Viewers Opposed to Lawler's Crap", VOLC!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

S.M.A.L.L. Smart Marks Against Lawler's Lust

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Sorry La Parka, but it's already been designated P.A.L.C. Check the sig!

 

Quickly all, to your control panels and your signature! Change now, before it's too late!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

No matter the acronym, I'm *so* a member!

 

 

And I think I remember discussing that petition with you, LaParkaYourCar.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Maybe I was under this name. Ugh I have too many names on here.

 

I'll mark out if anyone can figure out who all I have appeared as on here. I guess it's about time I reveal my alter-ego.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

... I really miss Funaki, man.

 

EDIT: Your account name on RanchoWeb is also a *big* hint.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

ahhhhhhhh I just now saw that BUTT shot in your banner TRITEC

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I'm feeling that, Euro. Funaki speaks broken English and is still worlds better then Lawler has been in......well......a good solid 3 years, let's just say that much.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Mail sent to:

 

[email protected]

 

by me, [email protected]

 

You are without question, the worst announcer in the history of professional wrestling. Your howling, "whoo-hoo-ing" and general immature "commentary" completely ruined the 9/9 RAW show for me. Why do you constantly harp on the same things over and over again. Every word that comes from your mouth is stupider and more juvenile than the previous one. You constantly ruin matches, shows etc. by talking about women, puppies, or tonight's topic "H-L-A" Lets see, there's a good match going on in the ring, I know, instead of focusing on that, let's focus on the fact that two ugly tramps are going to kiss a few times! <GASP> I muted my television, due to you, you old fool. You deserve to be fired. You add nothing to RAW, you detract from it. You are a sad, pathetic old man, who uses the same tired, worn out cliches week in and week out. Step aside and let somebody else take your place, before you completely sabotage another perfectly good show. I hope you get fired for your behavior tonight. And if you do, Good riddance

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

ahhhhhhhh I just now saw that BUTT shot in your banner TRITEC

Congrats, you're the first one! Isn't it peachy?

 

Damn. I just re-read that thread, and you asked *me* to make the petition. Sorry! I never looked back, man.

 

 

Oh, and bleedthesKY27... That e-mail kicked ass. Bravo.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Oh SmarkySmark isn't the suprise. The suprise is who my "main" screen name on here is.

 

Really I'm sticking with LaParkaYourCar from now on so none of that will matter.

 

My main name has been dropped since a certain large thread from the Chat folder was ended.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Oh, you mean that thread that I was never involved in?

 

You just made this a lot harder... Jerk!