The Almost-Official "Kill Jerry Lawler" Thread

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Sorry. Stand back....The PALC is coming through....errr I mean we're coming to fire Lawler so fast it will all seem like a Blur.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

The fact that this thread has gotten over 25 replies in under 5 minutes should just show anybody who enjoys Lawlers commentary just how fuckin stupid they are. I know there aren't many, but there are some.

[Guest snowfan]

Sorry. Stand back....The PALC is coming through....errr I mean we're coming to fire Lawler so fast it will all seem like a Blur.

That or TOHtVBfJLG....

 

The Official Hide the Viagra Bottle from Jerry Lawler Group

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

LaParkaYourCar: ... What the hell happened to Davy, anyway?... (Cheap guess.)

 

LotC: PALC is now in my signature. This is fun.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

By the way that was a hint that I just gave

[Guest AndrewTS]

Perhaps never more than now has my sig been truer.

 

I muted almost the entire show. Lawler is a detriment and adds nothing. GET WELL SOON BOBBY!! *sniff*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Nooooooo I'm not Davy

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

By the way that was a hint that I just gave

(*smacks forehead*)

 

Oh huh.

 

But seriously.. what happened to Davy?!

[Guest MaxPower27]

Oh, and I'll definetly post his reply to my email. If he replies.

[Guest snowfan]

I just added it... now if only we can make a Cole Killing Cult

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I don't know what happened.

 

I wonder if I can get my 1500 posts transferred over to this account?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I just added it... now if only we can make a Cole Killing Cult

Wait until Thursday, and Cole saying "gay" about 30000000000000 times.

 

I don't know what happened.

 

I wonder if I can get my 1500 posts transferred over to this account?

 

Ask a mod.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

it will be more like "Damnit this gay marriage is a heinous act of heinosity"

 

I guess I should get my subname changed to "Former Superhero turned La Parka Mark"

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

 

Here's a PALC banner

 

oh and if you haven't figured it out I used to be TheBlurricane

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I refuse to use a red "X" in a white box as my banner.

 

You were TheBlurricane?!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Dude why isn't it working? Try it again.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sheesh, it took you THAT long to figure it out? When I saw him say things would be like a Blur, that was all I needed. I was just reading through the thread to see how long it would take people to get it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

You banner doesn't exist, Blurricane.

 

And Kotzen is sooo mean!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

 

Does it work now?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Should we start an "One and Only PALC Thread" in the NHB folder where we can really tear into Lawler?

[Guest snowfan]

Should we start an "One and Only PALC Thread" in the NHB folder where we can really tear into Lawler?

why not...?

 

he is hardly a worse target than Michael Cole

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

The banner works now. It's pretty cool, too. Maybe I'll make one to go with it...

 

 

We should get this moved to NHB, either way.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay I'll start a thread in the NHB folder.......do not post in this one anymore.

[Guest deadbeater]

Hey let's have the logo to PALC that banner with Molly thinking about Lawler's beheading.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Who was it that had that sig pic? I loved that sig pic.

[Guest Mikey2Dope]

BUMP

 

*moved my comments to the other forum*

[Guest NoCalMike]

Jerry "The Pedophile" Lawler needs to go. We have all said this numerous times and I am sure next Monday the point will NEED to be driven home again. His commentary has gone from bad, to disgusting, to annoying, to downright AWFUL......I don't think he ever has anything relevant to say on ANYTHING......it seemed tonight Ross(who I almost hate just as much) was just about to lose it on Lawler, but he kept his cool and moved on. Nothing like a 4-way match to determine the #1 contender with commentary about how great H-L-A was....fuck you Lawler, you suck.

 

Oh and next time Lawler starts babbling about girls/puppies/hymens/big asses/etc.....Ross should should just lose it and tear into him about The Kat.....that would be hilarious and hopefully Lawler would be too stunned to speak for the rest of the night. Ross should just put that photo of the Kat that surfaced on Lawler's board about a year ago in the Ross report and send it out to every major wrestling website.......Someone, just RUIN LAWLER ALREADY....

[Guest humongous2002]

About time the people has seen the light, I've been anti-Lawler since the end of 2000 when he became too annoying to hear his perverted comments, and I was glad when he left the company after his slut wife got fired. Hey Lawler 1999 just called and they want their catchphrases back you child molesting jackass. Another reason why RAW is tanking right now.