CWM'S MOTHER FUCKING BOOKING SHIT THREAD~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Alright who wants to wrestle who, who wants to write matches, and who is sending in a promo?

 

Everything is due by Sunday Night.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yo, is Excessive Force being posted on Saturday or Sunday?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Okay well, i booked a few matches on my IZHD

 

SCW vs. OaOasT

to be added to the World Title Match at Doomsday

 

Van Siclen vs. Zack Malibu

 

SCW vs. OaOasT

to get a shot at the tag team champions

 

Judge Mental/ Flexx vs. A team to be determined *read after EF*

 

I think AP will have a skit to start off the show with some other doods

[Guest NazMistry]

I'll be sending in a promo about the elusive Caboose.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'll do a promo, but I'm gonna wait till after EF to write it for you, CWM.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I have a HUGE announcement...well, not that huge. But Eskimo will be doing a promo.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I'll take the winner of the seX-Title match.

 

Since I'll finally be allowed to wrestle.

[Guest Tony149]

EF will be posted sometime Saturday night.

 

Those of you writing matches/promos -- have them to me by this Saturday.

[Guest The Superstar]

So basically, Sandman vs. Supershit, one more time.

 

 

(feud heat +1)

[Guest Sandman9000]

Yes, SS, make predictions BEFORE I write the match.

 

Any other stupid things you want to do before your EF match that I AM WRITING?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Let me announce the following match:

 

Rob E Dangerously (The Universal Lover) takes on Jeff Hardy.

 

You see.. Rob E Dangerously wants Lita.. despite her being injured and all.. so he will beat up all the Hardyz and stuff.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I'll fight someone, but only if I win.

 

So, I'm guessing I won't be fighting on IZHD, huh.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

No, no you won't be.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

wh00! I'll take my USTV Title shot then...

 

j/k I'll send you something after I read Excessive Force... assuming I don't have some hetero "fall orientation" poop to attend

[Guest The Superstar]

Yes, SS, make predictions BEFORE I write the match.

 

Any other stupid things you want to do before your EF match that I AM WRITING?

Dude, I'm only putting heat on my feud with BPP. Hence the (Feud Heat +1) at the bottom.

[Guest Sandman9000]

DON'T CARE!

 

::Books SS to job in thirty seconds::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

well i get the feeling ill fall victim to a heinous attack, or something

 

i think tk wanted a shot, but he hasnt posted it here...if im still ustv champ, ill grant him one

 

if im in shape to wrestle

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

SCW vs. OaOasT

to be added to the World Title Match at Doomsday

Van Siclen vs. Zack Malibu

SCW vs. OaOasT

to get a shot at the tag team champions

Judge Mental/ Flexx vs. A team to be determined *read after EF*

Rob E Dangerously (The Universal Lover) takes on Jeff Hardy

BPP Vs. Thunder Kid

Superstar Vs. The winner of The X title match*

What are the SCW teams?

 

 

*If Sandman wins the match he will still compete in the match with Superstar but he will also be wrestling Alfdogg...So

 

Alfdogg Vs. Sandman

 

CWM vs. Angle Plex

[Guest Angle-plex]

CWM vs. Angle Plex

 

I don't have a good feeling about that one.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't know what you mean...after all after I'm done kicking Alf's ass at the PPV that means this will be a title...

 

Your right you should have a bad feeling

[Guest NazMistry]

Hey AnglePlex, how about we form the jWo (jobbers World order).

At least that way we can seem semi important when we get jobbed out to everyone.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Uh, CWM bud, it's me vs the winner of the X-Title. SS is the champ who is wrestling at EF, not me.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Ok...I was posting this at 4 am or so. I haven't had much...any sleep in the last few days due to new (asshole) neighbors.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Kill them.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm seriously considering it. Honestly.

[Guest Angle-plex]

::Calls Police::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

For the hell of it...

 

::hits CWM in the head with a guitar.::

 

NOTHING IS SACRED~!

 

Okay, I'm done. I think you're aware of my upcoming match on IZHD... but if not, uh, PM me or something, I think it's public but I'm not sure.

[Guest alfdogg]

::Kicks Agnes in the balls::

[Guest Angle-plex]

::Goes down in pain::

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: Reminds Angle-Plex to send him a promo ::