Guest HoakHogan Report post Posted February 25, 2002 (Mid Feb. 2002: Bill Gates purchases air-time on NBC and promotes his latest venture... PPW, Power Pro Wrestling!!! With loads of cash he snaps up available talent to provide an alternative to the WWF. Fast-forward one week later to the first ever PPW TV show airing... Saturday Nite Fight Club on 2/23/02!!!) MT: Hello everyone, I'm Mike Tenay and with me is Mark Madden coming to you live from Seattle, Washington... we are the hosts of PPW's Saturday Nite Fight Club. Tonight we have a star-studded main event as Randy Savage and Bill Goldberg go toe-to-toe inside a steel cage to determine the first ever PPW World Champ!!! MM: Hell yeah, this is gonna be sweet Tenay.. snootchie bootchies!!! Goldberg is da man!!! I hear the owner wants to address the crowd... Bill Gates is loaded, he can buy and sell you Tenay, haha! "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones plays and the PPW owner and Microsoft CEO Bill Gates comes down to the ring. He has a big smile on his face, and he waves to the crowd. BG: Thank you all for being here, and making another one of my dreams a reality... I bring you wrestling for the 21st century! Not only do we have Goldberg and Savage here tonight inside a cage... there's lots more! But before anything else... let's announce the PPW Commissioner... the one and only Dusty Rhodes! "American Dream" plays and out walks Dusty in a cowboy hat, with a clipboard and some papers. The crowd cheers him loudly. DR: Thank you Mr. Gates, I'm sure gonna try and do you proud. Now let's talk about the rest of the card tonight... if you will. We're gonna have a tornado tag match with K-Kwik and the Road Dogg Jesse James against a couple of old-school tag wrestlers who now go by the team name of the Rock Foundation... I'm talking about Marty Jannetty and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, brotha! Also we have Devon Storm who once wrestled as Crowbar in WCW... he's going to be facing Bam Bam Bigelow in a first blood match, yeah! And for you lovers of high-flying fast-paced action we have Eddie Guerrero clashing with 2 Cold Scorpio. Finally Buff Bagwell meets the Blue Meanie in our opening match. And all that and much more with interviews from some of our other top stars and.... (Dusty is cut off when "Voodoo Child (Slight Return) begins to play and out walks none other than Eric Bischoff!!!) EB: Hold it right there Dusty... you've said enough, pal. You see, these people want to be entertained... and that's what good ol' Eazy-E is best at. You see, Gates was foolish enough to offer me a contract, and I signed on the dotted line. I'm going to bring this fed to it's knees before it even gets off the ground with my new stable which I like to call the Franchise Players, hahaha!!! DR: What the hell?!? Franchise Players??? Boy, you are full of nonsense... what can you possibly do to this fed? I mean.... (Just then Brian Clark and Sean O'Haire jump over the ringside railing and jump into the ring. Gates runs out of the ring scared... and Rhodes gets hit with the Meltdown pump-handle slam from Clark... followed by a Seanton Bomb from O'Haire. Bischoff enters the ring with an evil grin on his face.) EB: Does that explain anything, Dust? Say hello to the first two members of the Franchise Players.... Clark and O'Haire...hahaha!!! And believe me, they are just the tip of the iceberg... our ranks will definitely be growing! MT: Dear lord, we need some paramedics for Commish Rhodes!!! We gotta go to commercial. MM: Dusty called down the thunder this time, Tenay... Bischoff and the Franchise Players are here to make a statement. Does Bill Gates know the trouble he's gotten into??? Match 1: Buff Bagwell vs. Blue Meanie Bagwell has the early advantage but he tries to sweet-talk Jasmin St. Claire who is at ringside with the Meanie. Meanie turns the tide and defeats Bagwell with a school-boy roll-up! MM: Damn, Jasmin is looking hot tonight, Mike... wow! MT: Call the match you idiot... We go backstage where Pamela Paulshock is with Ivory and D'Lo Brown... I: How can that tramp Jasmin go around costing people matches... she's nothing but a whore. I want the Commisioner to book a mixed tag match with me and D'Lo against the Meanie and Jasmin next week! DB: Yeah... what she said. Match 2: Eddie Guerrero vs. 2 Cold Scorpio This one is back and forth with lots of high spots and fast-paced action. Eddie wins with a Frog Splash. Match 3: Devon Storm vs. Bam Bam Bigelow This first blood match has a lot of hardcore wrestling. The referee gets bumped about 5 mintues into it. Suddenly, Terry Funk runs down the entrance-ramp and storms into the ring. He goes to hit Devon Storm with a chair, but Storm ducks and Funk drills Bigelow with the chair... busting him wide open! The ref comes to and sees Bam Bam bleeding and awards the match to Devon Storm, as Terry Funk runs off. Pamela Paulshock is backstage with... Goldberg! PP: Bill, you've been away from the ring for some time... but now you're back... what are your thoughts? BG: Pam, I've been at home sitting on my ass for too long... the people want to see me in the ring, so I decided to sign with PPW when Gates gave me an offer I couldn't refuse, as they say. Savage... you're next punk!!!! Match 4: K-Kwik/Road Dogg vs. Neidhart/Jannetty The tornado rules are in effect, and all 4 men are in the ring. Road Dogg hits the pump-handle drop on Jannetty... but out comes Buff Bagwell again! MT: What the hell is he doing back out here? Can't he just accept defeat like a man? MM: Buff looks pissed, Mike... this can't be good... Bagwell hits Road Dogg with a chair, and then slams it into Neidhart also!!! The ref has ruled this a No Contest, as K-Kwik and Jannetty chase Buff away. MM: It's time for the main event, Tenay... do we have an update on Dusty? MT: He's been taken to a local hospital and checked for possible broken ribs from what I understand. MM: Let's go backtage where Pam is with the Macho Man! PP: Randy, you have the chance to become the first ever PPW champ, how are you feeling? RS: Oooooooh yeah, I'm feeling ripped and ready to put a hurting on that wild man Bill Goldberg, dig it! Bill will feel the Madness running wild, but by then it will be too late for him to do anything about it, and when the dust settles I will be the Champ... ooooooh yeah!!! (Bischoff, O'Haire, and Clark enter the picture) EB: Hey Randy, if you're so certain you're going to win, why don't you give one of my guys a Title Shot next week, huh? RS: Oooooh, Eric Bischoff... I saw what you did earlier to Dusty, that was so outta line, brotha! Who are these guys you got with you??? Who's that.. Adam Bomb and some other guy I don't even recognize?!? Hell no, you don't get any stinking title shots, dig it!!! EB: That's a mistake Randy... you're gonna pay... and SOON! (cut to commercial) MT: We're back and the cage has been lowered... and here comes Goldberg!!! MM: He's looking more ripped than ever, Tenay... and here comes the Macho Man! Both men enter and the cage door shuts... and the action is under way! Goldberg dominates the early going, but Savage soon rebounds like a cagey veteran always does. Savage eventually hits the Flying Elbow Drop and goes to exit the cage door... when Bischoff runs down and slams the door shut in his face! Goldberg gets up and hits the Jackhammer and then calmly exits the cage. MT: Goldberg is the first ever PPW World Champ! MM: He's da man... like I said... hey what's going on? Clark and O'Haire run down and begin to beat the hell out of Savage. Goldberg and Bischoff have a stare-down... and then they hug!!! MT: Oh no, don't tell me that Goldberg is a Franchise Player!! MM: OK, I won't tell ya... but it sure looks that way to me! Goldberg and Bischoff enter the ring and assist in the beating of Savage... nobody is coming to Savage's aid!!! MT: What a crazy night of wrestling, folks! Join us next week as the Commish presents the World Title belt to Goldberg... if Dusty is healthy enough to be here! MM: He better be here to give Goldberg his belt... Goldberg deserves that sort of respect! MT: Yeah well he better hope that the Macho Man is banned from the arena, because you gotta think he's gonna be looking for revenge. Goodnight folks from Sat. Nite Fight Club!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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