Guest TJH Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 I have this school camp which goes from Friday until Wednesday. That is fine, but there is an Australian football match on Saturday that I HAVE to see. I am asking you to help me find a way to get out of this camp. Faking sick is no good, I need something to actually make me ill or injured, but not in a long term way. Thanks in advance, TJH.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Beat yourself up. Worked for me once. Of course, I've also got a big-ass National Academic Championship ring, so that helped with the injuring. Kinda ironic I'd use something like that to do something incredibly stupid. Anyways, beating yourself up helps. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 If you can't figure out how to fake a sickness without our help you don't deserve to go.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Beat yourself up. Worked for me once. Of course, I've also got a big-ass National Academic Championship ring, so that helped with the injuring. Kinda ironic I'd use something like that to do something incredibly stupid. Anyways, beating yourself up helps. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge You know for some strange reason I don't think TJH would have a problem getting someone to beat him up...
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 You're right, I think. He sure makes me want to. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 No no no, fo sheez. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Okay, this is getting into whoring territory, and as such(although it's great to spread Kylie's image), I'm going to stop. Scrooge. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 I perfer Ebinezer. Fo Sheez is all well and good but I've been using "Indeed" for a year and I'm too old fashioned to change now.
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Make yourself vomit on the morning you have to go (put your hand down your mouth, or if you're really good, pyschologically make yourself throw up). OR Hold your breath and pass out,
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 I say we only help him if he promises not to post here for...2 months.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 And he must bring us a shrubbery!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Wait when you say "shrubbery" are you refering to weed? Because If you aren't I don't support this idea.
Guest midnight_burn Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Get a portable TV or something so you can watch the football match at the camp.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Dude, a shrubbery as in from "The Knights Who Say Ni" scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Screw That. Weed man Weed. And I knew what you meant.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Ehh, I don't need weed. I plan on trying it, but I don't feel any urgency to. "Just remember to bring a towel!" (blank stare) "Wanna get high?" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 lol. It's only worth doing if it's BC Bud. None of that Yankee shit.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 shit, there's good grass in the states. I've sampled most of what North America has to offer, and to this day, I've never been as high as when a buddy of mine and I smoked a tiny pinner of this plant he'd been meticulously caring for for ages. The buds were more crystals than anything. We finished it, and started to go to the gas station for the traditional post-joint Orange Sunkist run, and when we got outside, we immediately stopped, looked at each other, and started laughing hysterically. I cannot explain it any further than that.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Have you had Any BC Bud?
Guest bravesfan Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 Puking and faking a high amount of options (FOOD POISONING being my choice) is your best shot at it, bro. It's WAY too broad to distinguish a fatal/flu-like variety of it, so go with that and hope everyone believes you, without any E.R. visits.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 10, 2002 Report Posted September 10, 2002 I love being hated And We Love Hating you.
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