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Check out some of the Superstar bios..

 

from HBK's:

 

"HBK, while he learned the Superkick, from Marty Jannety, whom Jushin Lygertaught after Lyger jobbed to him. HBK did in fact create one move. It wascalled the Hind-Lick-Manuever. While it has never been seen in action, itwas rumored that after Vince took the move, HBK was pushed right away!"

 

from the NWO's bio:

 

"Kevin Nash is the only original member left in the nWO. He is Tests younger brother. His real name is Kevin McTesterson. His finsher manuvers are the Jacknash Kevinbomb and the Elbow Cocktail Sauce Puncher "on yo FACE!""

 

"HBK is Shawn Michals and HBK stands for Hart Breaker Kid. His finsierh is the Sweet Chin Music and that's when he puts his opponent's chin in a portable CD player and then pushes play. It is a very devastating move. HBK thinks he's cute, but I KNOW he's SEXY!!"

 

from HHH's bio:

 

"HHH's awesome finisher is the pedigree. He was taught it by Jushin Lyger in Japan, when HHH was on holiday, that was when HHH picked up crabs and had to shave his armpits and pubic hair"

 

from the Rock's:

 

"Rock is TUFF! he wrestled through this horrific injury and went on to kick sissy Benoit's ass. Benoit later tapped to the sharpshooter. Benoit ALWAYS taps to the sharpshooter."

 

from Brock's:

 

"Brawk wasn't always the big ting that he always is today. When he first got in teh WWFEF/EWCWEntertanemant he was going nowear and FAST! His coreer did not take off untill he suddenly beet his longtime rival and his biggest challenge evar: Shean Stadesiak Jr. He almost didn't win but tehn he did. He hit one of his many trademarck manuvers, the Cinder Brawk. Needless to say it gave him the Edge that he needed all along."

 

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[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I'm at a loss for words. Somehow I think someone was just a tad (well tad is an understatement but still) wrong and they were unaware of this great little tool called a dictionary. And you can tell a girl wrote all this but the way she praises HBK and Rock as SEXY and TUFF. Although this did make me laugh early in the morning. Just what I needed, a better start to my sleepless night.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

LOL! Read the "E&C Baby Produckshuns" page.

 

"Totally! Prostitutes are all over us now, even despite Christian's Popeye face!"

"Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga! Kids so totally make all the difference!"