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Guest treble charged
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Read this, and respond:

 

Welcome to my Inagural Colum for Flanchise online the best damn site in town im Chris

"Big Shot" Brennan

I want to write and tell everyone what is wrong with DownTown Brockville and King Street

in paticular just the other day i had to make a visit to the local drug store to my surprise

as I was heading out past the Tim Hortons and the streets were filled with people drinking

coffee

cursing and swearing and there was a strong odor coming from that group of people anybody say

B.O. I think if these people were not allowed to loiter around on the main street maybe just

maybe more folks would go down towm more. My 2nd problem is with all the young girls some I

bet as young as 14 with kids that is unreal just another welfair case for me and all the

honest working folks to look after. Then there is this Youth Centre down there also this

place is suppose to be a church group well since when do you go to church and smoke dope

and drink up a storm I know I dont remember when that became a part of church. If you ever

wanna go to a place like Harlem head downtown Brockville except they are not african americans.

All these unemployed bums just loiter around on the streets making it hard for people to even

get down there. I have also learned from a few sources i have working the beat that there is

alot and boy do I mean alot of drug movement and drug using down there i tell i would love

every one of those scum bags up and throw away the key For Christ Sake and then the other

day i saw Homeless Jimmy a homeless bum on the streets whip out his pecker and take a leak

on the street hmmm sound like a siv to me he should also be locked upand then to top it all

of there is Craig the Brockville Tiki Hermaphadite what a dirty siv delivering papers he is

wrong with king street well that's all i gotta say about that

And im gonna leave u with one tip if u want to hide your money or make sure u dont get jumped

always and i repeat always carry a bar of soap they wont touch u as soon as they see it  Tune

in next time for my Life tips see ya then Chris "Big Shot"Brennan

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I'm afraid to answer, I'm afraid of the answer.

 

I'm guessing really really young.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest treble charged
Posted

I'll wait until we get some more responses before revealing the TOP SECRET answer.

Guest kane3212321
Posted

18 is my best guess because I believe this to be a TRICK QUESTION~!

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted

Was it Cutthroat?!

 

Eh... Uhm... 24.

Guest mesepher
Posted

21 seems to be the magic number around here for total morons lately, so I'll go with that.

Guest treble charged
Posted

C'mon guys, more. I know people are reading this, and I don't want to give away the real answer until people have responded to this true work of literary art.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(checks TC's profile)

 

He's 18!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest midnight_burn
Posted

I'll guess 30, though they write like they're about 4 years old considering the grammar and punctuation in that.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Excuse me, number 1, I, unfortunately, cannot take credit for that Pulitzer Prize worthy-material, and, number 2, I'm 19.

 

Thank you.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Oops, I saw same birthyear as me, assumed same age(my b-day is December 6th).

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

SUSPENSE~!

 

EDIT: as for my guess, I'll go w/ 23

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

I thought HHH = ratings?

 

And Vince = ratings.

 

I'm confoozled :wacko:

Guest treble charged
Posted

Well no, it's not Scotsman, even though he does live but a mere hour away from this place.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Ok, well that's enough. The age of the guy who wrote this is:

 

 

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18.

 

Yep, the guy who wrote this is 18, and somehow managed to graduate high school (I think). I have a picture of him, too, but I don't feel like downloading FTP tonight, so it'll have to wait until tomorrow until you all see him.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

That was certainly a letdown. I know dumber who have graduated, high in the class too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Slingshot Suplex
Posted

Cantankerous 63 year old codger

 

 

 

Ooops just missed the guess deadline

Guest treble charged
Posted

You don't know dumb until you've met this guy.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

I'll take a shot and say 17.

 

Man, that little bit just gave a bad headache...

 

EDIT: Son of a BITCH! Posted the answer just before I posted my guess. Well... I was one off, so it twasn't too bad. Kid's dumber than rocks though.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Read this, and respond:

 

Welcome to my Inagural Colum for Flanchise online the best damn site in town im Chris

"Big Shot" Brennan

I want to write and tell everyone what is wrong with DownTown Brockville and King Street

in paticular just the other day i had to make a visit to the local drug store to my surprise

as I was heading out past the Tim Hortons and the streets were filled with people drinking

coffee

cursing and swearing and there was a strong odor coming from that group of people anybody say

B.O. I think if these people were not allowed to loiter around on the main street maybe just

maybe more folks would go down towm more. My 2nd problem is with all the young girls some I

bet as young as 14 with kids that is unreal just another welfair case for me and all the

honest working folks to look after. Then there is this Youth Centre down there also this

place is suppose to be a church group well since when do you go to church and smoke dope

and drink up a storm I know I dont remember when that became a part of church. If you ever

wanna go to a place like Harlem head downtown Brockville except they are not african americans.

All these unemployed bums just loiter around on the streets making it hard for people to even

get down there. I have also learned from a few sources i have working the beat that there is

alot and boy do I mean alot of drug movement and drug using down there i tell i would love

every one of those scum bags up and throw away the key For Christ Sake and then the other

day i saw Homeless Jimmy a homeless bum on the streets whip out his pecker and take a leak

on the street hmmm sound like a siv to me he should also be locked upand then to top it all

of there is Craig the Brockville Tiki Hermaphadite what a dirty siv delivering papers he is

wrong with king street well that's all i gotta say about that

And im gonna leave u with one tip if u want to hide your money or make sure u dont get jumped

always and i repeat always carry a bar of soap they wont touch u as soon as they see it  Tune

in next time for my Life tips see ya then Chris "Big Shot"Brennan

Shit that sounds like something that Moysey guy at 411 would write... :)

Guest treble charged
Posted
Shit that sounds like something that Moysey guy at 411 would write... :)

OMG!! LOL, you are SOO funny!!!!!!

 

:stupid:

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