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you are a Taker Girl.. as in a female..

 

um.. Welcome to the board!

 

As you will notice.. we are mostly male and we want some..  B-)  B-)   :P

 

Anyways.. as for SaraTaker. It's not like she can do anything, she's pregnant. The WWE isn't THAT stupid.

Yes Rob, I am a girl :rolleyes: and if you don't mind I will hang around. I find you guys highly entertaining and informative.

 

I've never thought they'd stoop so low as to put a pregnant SaraTaker in the ring (then again you never know with VKM), but I still hate the whole angle.

Hey... it's a laaaaydie! [/ladies man]

 

At least we're entertaining and informative. We're just not tasteful. j/k :)

 

I doubt that Sara will come close to the ring. This is being used to try and get some sympathy behind the Undertaker. He never needed that before, did he?

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Guest Mik at Cornell
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you are a Taker Girl.. as in a female..

 

um.. Welcome to the board!

 

As you will notice.. we are mostly male and we want some..  B-)  B-)   :P

 

Anyways.. as for SaraTaker. It's not like she can do anything, she's pregnant. The WWE isn't THAT stupid.

Yes Rob, I am a girl :rolleyes: and if you don't mind I will hang around. I find you guys highly entertaining and informative.

 

I've never thought they'd stoop so low as to put a pregnant SaraTaker in the ring (then again you never know with VKM), but I still hate the whole angle.

Who says they are putting her in the ring? There's been NOTHING to suggest that. It's all just a mind games angle, it's not like they are gonna have a fetus on a pole match.

Guest Jobber of the Week
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Kurt Angle made a bunch of comments about Rey being a "boy," but kept

slipping up and making suggestive man-boy sexual comments. You'll have to

see it to see what I mean. The crowd was laughing like crazy

 

There's going to be fun at Anglesault's house over this.

Guest ISportsFan
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...it's not like they are gonna have a fetus on a pole match.

Well, this is Vince McMahon we're talking about...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But, seriously, she has no business near the ring and we'd rip VKM a new one if he put her anywhere near the ring (or even worse, put her over talent).

 

Jason

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Kurt Angle made a bunch of comments about Rey being a "boy," but kept

slipping up and making suggestive man-boy sexual comments. You'll have to

see it to see what I mean. The crowd was laughing like crazy

 

There's going to be fun at Anglesault's house over this.

Kurt Angle's gonna join NAMBLA!

 

New Vinny angle!

Guest Blue Bacchus
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I think this will be the first Smackdown! I will watch in over three months. Only because Bisch is on... :D

Guest ISportsFan
Posted

It looks like Benoit beat Rikishi, according to rajahwwf.com. It looked weird for Rikishi to beat Benoit if Angle was the one interfering, so that's a little better.

 

But, Rikishi should be stuck in OVW or something.

 

Jason

Guest ISportsFan
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Here are the real Velocity tapings results from rajahwwf.com:

 

Dark Matches

- Bull Buchanan & Doug Basham d. Lenny Lane & Mark Jindrak

- Val Venis d. Horace Hogan

 

Velocity Matches

- Crash Holly & The Hurricane d. Jamie Noble & Tajari

- Randy Orton d. Kidman (Jason's note: Kidman and Orton are both faces, right? Why are the cruisers 0 for 3?)

- Albert d. Funaki

- D-Von Dudley d. Shannon Moore

 

Jason

Guest TakerGirlLA
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This is being used to try and get some sympathy behind the Undertaker. He never needed that before, did he?

No he didn't ever need it before, just shows you how bad things have gotten.

Guest TakerGirlLA
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Who says they are putting her in the ring? There's been NOTHING to suggest that. It's all just a mind games angle, it's not like they are gonna have a fetus on a pole match.

No one said she WAS going to be in the ring. I just said I wouldn't put it past Vince considering things he's done in the past.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
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This is just like the 'debra being rocks manager' at WM 17, and the whole 'mack truck incident for Rock/Hogan' - totally unneeded in the context of the feud. This doesn't need to be 'personal' beyond what it already is - old guard/new guard. There are so many levels they could work this match and they go with the 'takers wife' angle - I guess they didn't want to make the 40+ year old taker seem weak in the ring, so they are resulting to this tripe.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
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It's when they get complicated they screw up. Advice for the WWE Bookers: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

 

..and I'll watch SD, just to see Steph get the three minutes treatement.

 

Question is..what'll Steph do to humilliate Bisch on Monday?

Guest Vern Gagne
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Shouldn't Taker tell Vince that his pregnant wife isn't taking any sort of bump. Vince would probably listen to Taker.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

WTF?

 

--When did Lenny Lane sign w/ WWE?

--I thought Venis was still hurt?

--Why is Crash teaming w/ Hurricane, when Crash beat him last week?

Posted

Smackdown

 

Brock Lesnar beat Hardcore Holly

 

Hey, if Brock can bring the same kind of cool that he brought for Orton last week, all the better. I'm sure old Holly will be bringing the fight like Orton tried to do, and end up in the same place.

 

Los Guerreros defeated Edge & John Cena

 

Chavo's finally getting some good exposure, I just wish they had him hanging around with Eddie and Benoit more often. Make him more of a fixture and less of "Eddie's partner when Benoit is busy."

 

Kurt Angle beat Rey Misterio

 

This should be good. Buit I think having Rey lose to Angle two in a row isn't really a good booking strategy.

 

Rikishi over Chris Benoit by DQ when Angle interfered

 

Meh, who cares. Rikishi is finally getting back into his good form after 2 solid years of junk. The Angle-Benoit thing needs to decide who is going to get cheered and who is going to get booed sooner or later.

 

The Billy/Chuck "wedding" segment had Godfather interrupting, then Billy and Chuck said it was a publicity stunt and then they had a Justice of the Peace (Bischoff in makeup, who said the segment went 3 minutes too long. The Island Boyz attacked Stephanie McMahon. The locker room ran out and Rico and the Island Boys bailed out. Rico looks to have joined Bischoff's crew.

 

Ummm kay. This is the problem with the split, how are B&C going to get revenge? I guess by jumping? That kind of makes sense since the tag belts are on RAW, but I don't want to lose my Southern heel tag team :comfort:

 

Matt Hardy defeated Undertaker by countout as Taker ran after Paul Heyman, who was harassing Undertaker's pregnant wife.

 

WHOOOO! HOOOO! Finally Matt has something to hold over Hurrice and Moore, and the best part is HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WIN!!! BRILLIANT!!!

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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From 411.com's SD spoilers:

-Eddie and Chavo Guerrero beat John Cena and Edge. Afterward, Chavo dropped

his pants and was going to have Eddie give Edge the Stinkface. Edge reversed

it and shoved Eddie into Chavo's BUTT. They argued after the commercial

 

::sigh:: :rolleyes:

Posted
From 411.com's SD spoilers:

-Eddie and Chavo Guerrero beat John Cena and Edge. Afterward, Chavo dropped

his pants and was going to have Eddie give Edge the Stinkface. Edge reversed

it and shoved Eddie into Chavo's BUTT. They argued after the commercial

 

::sigh:: :rolleyes:

What in ZEE HELL is that?

Posted

If anyone cares, John Cena's "Tights for cheap pops" this Smackdown are Minnesota Viking colors I hear.

 

Anyways, I was interested in the B&C segment before I read the spoilers, and I'm very interested now. Sadly, I don't watch Raw anymore so Rico going sucks for my selfish reasons.

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted
thought Lane was the other half of NWA TNA's Rainbow express?

that was Stan dude...

What?

 

No, Stan Lane was in the MIDNIGHT Express. Lenny Lane was in fact a part of the Rainbow Express in NWA:TNA. It was originally to be he and Lodi reprising the West Hollywood Blondes gay act, but Lodi injured his neck, and was replaced by Alan "Kwee Wee" Funk, who took the name Bruce.

Posted
thought Lane was the other half of NWA TNA's Rainbow express?

that was Stan dude...

What?

 

No, Stan Lane was in the MIDNIGHT Express. Lenny Lane was in fact a part of the Rainbow Express in NWA:TNA. It was originally to be he and Lodi reprising the West Hollywood Blondes gay act, but Lodi injured his neck, and was replaced by Alan "Kwee Wee" Funk, who took the name Bruce.

my mistake...

 

I was zoning...

 

you are right....

Guest Mulatto Heat
Posted
If anyone cares, John Cena's "Tights for cheap pops" this Smackdown are Minnesota Viking colors I hear.

Kinda sad considering Cena didn't get much of a reaction judging by the reports. What are the Vikings' colors anyway?

 

My thoughts on the spoilers:

 

-If cruiserweights jobbing repeatedly to heavyweights is your thing, then this week's Velocity is YOUR show! So they'll have Funaki beat Awesome but not Albert? Um, OK.

 

-The wedding angle: YES YES YES! I wanted Rico, and only Rico, to get the benefits of this angle and I was almost sure that would never happen. But my wish was GRANTED! He's far far better than Billy or Chuck, who can languish on Velocity from now on.

 

-I just want to point out that if Angle pushed Benoit off the top rope, that means that Rikishi is disqualified.

 

-Matt Hardy's interview popped the crowd, which confuses me as I thought he was a heel.... or maybe not. The jump to SD was a good career move so far.

 

-I guess having his face shoved into his nephew's ass is Eddie's punishment over the house show.

 

-Kurt Angle will become NAMBLA's favorite wrestler after Thursday.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Its ashame that bischoff didn't use a voice box, because you can obviously tell its his voice. And oddly enough, he was dancing to "Its raining men", which is an odd sight for a supposed old man.

 

When the Godfather came out, Tazz said

"This will make you go straight."

 

The segment took two forevers and wasn't nearly as funny as you all would make it out to be.

 

Two things I expect to come out of the segment:

 

1) Jamal and Rosie vs Billy and Chuck at Unforgiven.

2) Stephanie to come out next week and say that she can't take being abused like she was and at Unforgiven she will hand control over to someone who can. (Shane McMahon)..Shane vs Bischoff will happen soon..

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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Billy laughed and said "Damn, that was corny! That's what makes you so special."

 

Let's just pray to god that they wrote this on accident. <_<

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