Worse ways they could have written the wedding

[Rob E Dangerously]

we know how this ends.. if you don't.. leave now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now... that he is gone.. let's brainstorm how they could have really screwed this up.

 

1- Goldust defects to be the minister.

 

2- Everybody comes out on SD and turns gay at once. Turning the show into the first all gay show in Sports Entertainment

 

3- Bart Gunn comes back and KOs Billy with his left hand before revealing he was married to Billy in 1994.

 

4- Former Billy manager Sunny comes back and Missy Hyatt shows up, scaring Chuck away from women forever

 

5- Stephanie declares Smackdown to have HGA. Hot Gay Ass. Jerry Lawler defects so he can say HGA alot.

 

6- Maven shows up and dropkicks both men, announcing that he has formed a team with Rico. "Burns and Brow"

 

7- The Road Dogg returns and reforms the NAO, as a Gay NAO.

 

8- The Honky Tonk Man returns and brings back Rockabilly

 

9- Rikishi shows up and after the wedding Chuck shoves Billy's face into Rikishi's ass

 

and the 10th way they could have fucked this up

 

10- "Wedding? what wedding?", followed by acting like nothing was planned

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

The easiest way for them to have fucked up was to bring in Road Dogg and HTM like they were planning on doing. Although I guess if they just showed Billy as Rockabilly and everyone made fun of him, that would have been pretty hilarious.

 

If the minister was Vince. It was me Chuck and Billy! It was me all along!! And the only way you two can get married is if you kiss my ass right now!

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

If the minister was Vince. It was me Chuck and Billy! It was me all along!! And the only way you two can get married is if you kiss my ass right now!

*spits drink* Dear lord, among the perversely funny moments in wrestling history, that would be right near the top.