Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted September 11, 2002 I swear to God this is a real E-mail from Jerry Lawler. I'll even foward it to who ever doesn't believe me. I e-mailed him and bitched him out about his lame Commentary on Raw and I just got home from work and here was the Reply back. -------------------------------- Re: Lame.... Date: 9/10/2002 1:29:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: JERLAWLER To: FeAr HaVoC You are the fool. I just say what the writers write and what the owner of the company wants me to say, you idiot. Pardon me, but I guess you are one of those who still believe that wrestling is "real." It's sports/entertainment, imbecile....with little emphasis on the sport and a lot on the entertainment. So before you make an ass out of yourself again by sitting in front of your computer and venting your foolish frustrations, just realize that what you saw and heard on Raw was exactly what the owner of the company and the writers of the show wanted. (But I guess I could say, "Screw them," and do what you want....NOT!) And, by the way, I hope you Don't get fired from your job...hell, then who'd get us our Slurpies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 11, 2002 OH MY GOD JR HOT EMAIL ACTION!!! HYMEN!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted September 11, 2002 He never returned my email. He read it, but never replied. from: [email protected] to: [email protected] You are without question, the worst announcer in the history of professional wrestling. Your howling, "whoo-hoo-ing" and general immature "commentary" completely ruined the 9/9 RAW show for me. Why do you constantly harp on the same things over and over again? Every word that comes from your mouth is stupider and more juvenile than the previous one. You constantly ruin matches, shows etc. by talking about women, puppies, or tonight's topic "H-L-A" Lets see, there's a good match going on in the ring, I know, instead of focusing on that, let's focus on the fact that two ugly tramps are going to kiss a few times! <GASP> I muted my television, due to you, you old fool. You deserve to be fired. You add nothing to RAW, you detract from it. You are a sad, pathetic old man, who uses the same tired, worn out cliches week in and week out. Step aside and let somebody else take your place, before you completely sabotage another perfectly good show. I hope you get fired for your behavior tonight. And if you do, Good riddance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted September 11, 2002 I actually find the reply kind of funny, really. I'm suprised he actually replied though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Strike Force! Report post Posted September 11, 2002 He could have been a little less abrasive, but he's probably right. He has to say what they tell him to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 11, 2002 They tell him to act like a 13-year old who saw his first glimpse of tit? And to totally ignore the action in the ring? Somehow, I doubt that. It's sports/entertainment, imbecile....with little emphasis on the sport and a lot on the entertainment Gee, I wonder why the ratings have been less than stellar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 They tell him to act like a 13-year old who saw his first glimpse of tit? And to totally ignore the action in the ring? Somehow, I doubt that. It's sports/entertainment, imbecile....with little emphasis on the sport and a lot on the entertainment Gee, I wonder why the ratings have been less than stellar? We should flood him with responses.... FLOOD LAWLER!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted September 11, 2002 I'm trying to think of something good to E-mail him back. I don't wanna just send an angry E-mail like "shut up, you suck!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest humongous2002 Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Hey no wonder RAW sucks because the commentators are nothing but mindless puppets, and here I thought Lawler was a good announcer back in 98 and 99 but it must've been Russo writing all his lines.And why is he knocking people that serve slurpee since his ex the cat likes to give slurpees to guys for free behind the quickie marts.lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted September 11, 2002 LoL. Yeah email him back FearHavoc. Your already in the door by being emailed back. Since he must get hundreds by the week. I'm sure he's curious on your response. But damn, he seemed like an asshole. What did you write to him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Sadly what Lawler writes is the truth. The Jerry Lawler we see every week is a product of the WWE. If you want to see the other Lawler go find yourself some old Mid-South/CWA/USWA tapes and see what kind of SOB he could be. I can't see why you can dump on someone for doing there job. He can't go out and do and say what he wants. Wrestling is scripted as is Lawler's character. Reality check please. I think this response shows how frustrated he is with the current product. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Ok, I just sent him a reply. Here is what I sent. "I highly doubt the writers and Vince tell you to act like an overly sexual 12 y/o boy. Your Comments and jokes are lame and it's no surprise that the ratings drop more and more every week with the crap. I'm not saying the ratings are dropping just because of you. But maybe if you open up your eyes, (even with those black eyes there Beauty Queen) you will see that it's the "old School" fans that are sticking around and the simple minded "Sports Entertainment" fans are the ones leaving. Fans like I, don't wanna hear you creaming yourself over "puppies" and other garbage while we actually get to watch a good match involving guys like Booker T, RVD, Storm, Christian, etc. It's bad enough we have to hear you act like that during those segments. We don't wanna hear you going on about it during other segments and matches. Believe me, if I wanna gonna watch a porn tape, I don't wanna hear you doing play by play during it. Wake up, this is 2002. Not 1998-2000. It doesn't work anymore, you're not funny, and it's played out and annoying. Hey, maybe you should pass this on to the rest of the "higher ups" in the WWE and give us a new product worth watching!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 by the way there is now a thread aimed just at lawler.... If we all combine our efforts maybe we'll get really entertained.... http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....e50dc3fd3b640cf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted September 11, 2002 It was definitely Lawler too, he called FeArHaVoC an imbecile! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted September 11, 2002 "You are the fool. I just say what the writers write and what the owner of the company wants me to say, you idiot. " And we don't like it, idiot. So show the negative feedback to the owners and the writers, and suggest that maybe you should say something else. "Pardon me, but I guess you are one of those who still believe that wrestling is "real."" No, but we like to participate in the illusion that it's real. For you to come out and say something like that makes it reallu tricky. "It's sports/entertainment, imbecile with little emphasis on the sport and a lot on the entertainment." Right now it's neither sports, nor entertaining. As moronic as you sound in character, you're real life persona is impressing me even less. "So before you make an ass out of yourself again by sitting in front of your computer and venting your foolish frustrations, just realize that what you saw and heard on Raw was exactly what the owner of the company and the writers of the show wanted." And one of your consumers just told you that it's exactly what he doesn't want. And instead of responding to his concerns, you insult him. Who's the bigger ass here? "(But I guess I could say, "Screw them," and do what you want....NOT!)" Did you need a writer's help, or did you steal a very old, very tired line from Wayne's World all by yourself? Again, you could call attention to this feedback and try to improve the product. Ol' JR looked like he was as pissed as we were. His rhythym was blown because you wouldn't shut up and sounded like he was afraid to speak for fear that you'd just blather all over him anyway. But he's just a good actor, right? "And, by the way, I hope you Don't get fired from your job...hell, then who'd get us our Slurpies?" Uh huh. And in an ideal world, you'd be scrubbing up the puke in the parking lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaskedWombat Report post Posted September 11, 2002 you have to remember something about Lawler, right now, he is vince's little bitch. "But wombat, why is he vince's little bitch?" I'm glad you asked timmy. See sometime ago, Lawler one day found out that his is wife, was being released, he felt it was unjust, and stood his ground and stated"If she goes I go," which he did. For awhile he did nothing, then he joined a small fed whose name i can't remember. During this time, his wife left him. now he was either praying that he doens't throw his hip wrestling, or that he would get called back up to wwf. after the terrible display that was the wcw/ecw invasion, lawler gets his job back. now he's as happy as a pig in $*it. right now i bet he is walking in a thin line with the wwe. he will do what ever they say, no matter how bad it is, if vince says to him "I want you to go out tonight with a sign around your neck that says 'i love pounding drool', and make yourself look like a bigger idiot than last week," all ol' jerry can say is "yes sir" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 It'll take near bankruptcy to convince the idiots at titanTowers that the "magic formula" needs some tweaking.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 11, 2002 To be fair to Lawler, he wasn't a bad commentator (once), and he is making a good point. If Vince McMahon came to my house and said "Do the colour on RAW, but act like a fool, and I'll pay you (insert amount)$" I would definately take him up on it. Like anyone hear doesn't do what their bosses tell them. I don't like his work, but someone important does and that is all that matters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 To be fair to Lawler, he wasn't a bad commentator (once), and he is making a good point. If Vince McMahon came to my house and said "Do the colour on RAW, but act like a fool, and I'll pay you (insert amount)$" I would definately take him up on it. Like anyone hear doesn't do what their bosses tell them. I don't like his work, but someone important does and that is all that matters. True, but what Vince is asking is that you do things that are potentially detrimental to the long-term future of the business. If you didn't tell him Vince this is a bad plan you would be at long-term fault, and if Vince cannot suffer to be told the obvious he is at fault. Someone with a billion dollars and a TV deal could kick his ass at the rate his business is declining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Vince: Okay- Harvard is gonna talk about Molly's hymen. Now say it. King: I don't know- shouldn't I be calling a match? Vince: NO!!! No matter what- even in the main event- you must mention Molly's hymen. King: Are you sure? So instead of calling all the moves and putting other matches over like I always do- I should talk about her hymen? Vince: There ya go. King: Well if you say so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Vince: Okay- Harvard is gonna talk about Molly's hymen. Now say it. King: I don't know- shouldn't I be calling a match? Vince: NO!!! No matter what- even in the main event- you must mention Molly's hymen. King: Are you sure? So instead of calling all the moves and putting other matches over like I always do- I should talk about her hymen? Vince: There ya go. King: Well if you say so... EXACTLY.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Why don't you try being more adult than he is in your letters. Don't say he sucks (even though he does), just say you feel that his behavior was over the line on Monday. That he ignored matches, which was desrepectful to the wrestlers, the fans and instead talked the entire time about HLA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Why don't you try being more adult than he is in your letters. Don't say he sucks (even though he does), just say you feel that his behavior was over the line on Monday. That he ignored matches, which was desrepectful to the wrestlers, the fans and instead talked the entire time about HLA. The letter was about as adult as the "real" Lawler. Read some of his pearls. A multi-faceted, multi-front attack is more likely to get him tossed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Why don't you try being more adult than he is in your letters. Don't say he sucks (even though he does), just say you feel that his behavior was over the line on Monday. That he ignored matches, which was desrepectful to the wrestlers, the fans and instead talked the entire time about HLA. The letter was about as adult as the "real" Lawler. Read some of his pearls. A multi-faceted, multi-front attack is more likely to get him tossed.... What's the point of e-mailing Lawler. He obviously doesn't care what you think. E-Mail the WWE if they get enough e-mails critical of Lawler than they migh actually do something about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Why don't you try being more adult than he is in your letters. Don't say he sucks (even though he does), just say you feel that his behavior was over the line on Monday. That he ignored matches, which was desrepectful to the wrestlers, the fans and instead talked the entire time about HLA. The letter was about as adult as the "real" Lawler. Read some of his pearls. A multi-faceted, multi-front attack is more likely to get him tossed.... What's the point of e-mailing Lawler. He obviously doesn't care what you think. E-Mail the WWE if they get enough e-mails critical of Lawler than they migh actually do something about it. Like I said multi-faceted multi-front.... I even e-mailed TNN and Viacom.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted September 11, 2002 And why is he knocking people that serve slurpee since his ex the cat likes to give slurpees to guys for free behind the quickie marts.lol Hi-yoooo!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted September 11, 2002 And why is he knocking people that serve slurpee since his ex the cat likes to give slurpees to guys for free behind the quickie marts.lol Hi-yoooo!! *touchdown* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted September 11, 2002 I'm gonna play devil's advocate here for a bit. You guys got to realize that The King is probably proud of his job (not saying that's much tho), and the criticism he's getting from people is probably just a little bit much (judging from his reaction). With that said, his reaction to FearHavoc's criticism is just a little bit too much. He should have been a little bit more understanding of what FH was saying, and rationally agreed or disagreed with him. Insulting someone just makes him seem more juvenile in my eyes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted September 11, 2002 Did you email him directly or to the WWE Feedback to get this response? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted September 11, 2002 The fans pay our your check jerry if we dont like, we'll make sure to let everyone know untill your gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
