Guest CED Ordonez Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Test, Albert and the Big Show. Place your bets now in the "Which hoss is gonna tear a muscle next?" pool! Meanwhile, hosses sit in their panic rooms, staring at their biceps and openly weeping.
Guest DJ Jeff Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Test, Albert and the Big Show. Place your bets now in the "Which hoss is gonna tear a muscle next?" pool! Meanwhile, hosses sit in their panic rooms, staring at their biceps and openly weeping. My pick is Test.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 I guess Chris Harvard can breath a sigh of relief every time he steps into a locker-room shower... (Wonder how many times Ross will pimp Bradshaw in the Hoss Report over the next several months? The over under is, let's see: 1 month = 4 Hoss Reports 6 months = 24 Hoss Reports How about 20? I'll go with the over...)
Guest Dangerous A Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 "The whole Stan Hansen thing is like this. When he got mega over in Japan for doing the MEGA-HUGE HEAD RIPPING LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS, Vince took it upon himself to try and create somebody like that. He chose Bradshaw, which in reality is really stupid. Sure he's a Texan, but he can't do much else. Hansen could do a LOT better than Bradshaw could. " Stan Hansen and Bradshaw shouldn't be mentioned on the same playing field. Ever. Bradshaw couldn't lace Hansen's boots, if they had any that is.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 I don't ever find injuries funny. They aren't. However, I won't miss his TV presence a bit. Woohoo!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Which is why Stan Hansens ghost injured Bradshaw - duh.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 JR is now reaching into his "Emergency Hoss Kit" and reading section 23A aka "What do to when a hoss gets injured". Step 1: Pimp out the Hoss in question as much as possible in his abscence. Step 2: Find a Hoss that is waiting to be elevated and push his ass to the moon aka Test or Kane. Step 3: Begin inducting new wrestlers into the wide world of Hosses. If no such wrestlers exist, improvise. IE. Start calling wrestlers like Spike Dudley, Christian, Ric Flair and RVD "Hosses". Believe me, the fans will catch on. Repeat Steps One through Three until said Hoss is over.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Spike Dudley is a "hoss in training" Good lord...I can almost hear it...
Guest Ravenbomb Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 I guess they have Hossteoporosis, a diseas wich gives you limited mobility and makes you injury prone
Guest creativename Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 I'm glad Bradshaw's gone, but I don't find this funny. It lacks the subtle social commentary of Kevin Nash's quad tear. Subtle? You call that subtle?
Guest creativename Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Lord help us all if Benoit gets hurt. I don't know if I could do without his restholds with psychology. But, but, I thought Benoit was the Lord...? You are confusing me, my head hurts now
Guest kane3212321 Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Benoit is the lord and saviour, stop questioning that and go and do 10 Super J Cup 94 views.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 No, no. You've got it wrong. HHH = God, Benoit = Satan. Now pose and spit water for an hour.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 I guess they have Hossteoporosis, a diseas wich gives you limited mobility and makes you injury prone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..that's fucking GOLD.
Guest converge241 Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 My god!! Hoss down!!!! Hoss down!!!!
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Benoit isn't god. He and liger are sons of God. The lord of wrestling is Dynamite Kid. Hansen is still alive and looking as ugly as ever. Bradshaw being injuried isn't good. But him being off TV for 6 months is.
Guest Strike Force! Posted September 12, 2002 Report Posted September 12, 2002 Benoit is the lord and saviour, stop questioning that and go and do 10 Super J Cup 94 views.
Guest converge241 Posted September 14, 2002 Report Posted September 14, 2002 heres an update on the biggest story since... well...since never "Ross updated Bradshaw's injury and put him over as "one of the best all-around hands we have ever had in World Wrestling Entertainment for many reasons." He also noted that Bradshaw scored his first hole-in-one on a golf course last week." get well cards, golf balls, bullhorns, beer, baby oil can be sent to Good ol JR The Hoss Foundation PO Box 123 Stanford, CT
Guest Anglesault Posted September 14, 2002 Report Posted September 14, 2002 Jeff Hardy will join Team USA Jeff: Ahnly in America can ah blatantly flaunt mah homosexuality and have 75% of the fans naht catch ahn!
Guest Choken One Posted September 15, 2002 Report Posted September 15, 2002 Actully Hardy would fit in with Kane, Booker and Goldie...ALL FREAKS.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted September 15, 2002 Report Posted September 15, 2002 Jeff Hardy will join Team USA Jeff: Ahnly in America can ah blatantly flaunt mah homosexuality and have 75% of the fans naht catch ahn! 75% sounds pretty damn high. But I have to be honest, I would LOVE Jeff Hardy to join that group. Those would be some fucked up interviews man. Goldust: *hits on Jeff* Jeff: *runs around climbming things* "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" Booker T: yo dog, that's why you ain't the five time five time- *Kane walks in* *Everyone gets quite and stares at Kane* *Kane grabs Jeff's ass* best Raw ever.
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