Guest dr-smogz Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Promo: [ben Hardy appears standing next to Jack the Ripper with a microphone in the locker room.] Ben Hardy holds the microphone to The Ripper’s face and starts talking. (Hardy) “You made your SJL return exactly one week ago and you’ve continued a losing streak that you had before you left, while former stable partners Matt Myers and Flexxx continue to flourish in the SJl. How do…” Jack snatches the microphone out of Ben Hardy’s hand, and pauses to ponder for a moment. He looks to the upper left of him looking at the lighting, before looking back at Ben Hardy. (JtR) “I don’t give a bloody crap about the porno star who’s videos get a PG rating for lack of, well, I’ll call it lack of material to work with on Flexxx’s part and the “I can fly higher than you” Matt Myers. I just don’t care about bloody inbred oafs!” (Hardy) “But what are you going to do about your losing streak?” Jack looks at Ben Hardy like he’s trying to figure out an effective way to kill him. (JtR) “What am I going to do? I’m going to destroy everyone who gets in my way, whether it’s Cutthroat, Ejiro Fasaki, or any other person of any age.” Ben Hardy starts to back off, trying to wrap up the interview. (Hardy) “On Crimson, you’re set to take on Cutthroat and Ejiro Fasaki. How d…” (JtR) “Shut up, I’m tired of your presents, please remove yourself before I show my respect to that ground you’re on by removing you from it.” Ben Hardy backs away behind the cameraman. (JtR) “I’ve decided to make an example out of Cutthroat, that my losing streak is about to end, and anyone opposing me will taste the wrath of a legend.” Jack gets up, drops the microphone and walks away with a disturbing look that matches nothing less than a psycho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted September 12, 2002 (JtR) “Shut up, I’m tired of your presents, please remove yourself before I show my respect to that ground you’re on by removing you from it.” I love this line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted September 12, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Legend"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dr-smogz Report post Posted September 12, 2002 ...I didn't mean my wrestler, I was refering to the actual Jack the Ripper. I knew someone was going to comment on that... Anyway, you're so cocky, do you ever say anything positive to anyone else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Umm... Jack? You need to be updated on a HELLA lot of shit. I *dropped* the porn star gimmick. Like, a couple months before summer started. Now I'm just another arrogant asshole in the mix =P OK, it was a nice promo and all, really, but you need to improve your writing if you don't want to become targeted as a substitute for Cutthroat. Writing matches that are 1/3 of a short word limit won't cut it... i hope you realize that in the long run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Yes. In the last 24 hours, I've given positive feedback to Z, CIA, Mike, frickin' Jay Dawg, Annie, GOdrea, basically everyone in chat, and my dog, because she finally figured out that "sit" and "roll over" are different. You, on the other hand, will be replacing Cutthroat shortly. Like, now, shortly. Whoo. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dr-smogz Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Umm... Jack? You need to be updated on a HELLA lot of shit. I *dropped* the porn star gimmick. Like, a couple months before summer started. Now I'm just another arrogant asshole in the mix =P I've wanted to say that PG thing for a while now... I figured since you didn't change your character back from 3 X's that you still had the porno gig going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Not Cutthroat, and I'm not going to be able to win any matches until I figure out what I'm doing wrong in my matches. - from your predictions That's why you have to ask for feedback on your losing matches, Jack... otherwise, you will be ignored. If people ignore you on the boards completely, ask the person that marked your match about where you came short. From what I know, your last match was an instant loss because you wrote a very short match. So for now, try to go up to the word limit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dr-smogz Report post Posted September 17, 2002 What are those lyrics in your sig from, Flexxx? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted September 17, 2002 It is actually a short poem made by a friend of mine, we both use the message board on the site in my sig. You should check it out, it is a good place to rant and be perverted or sick =P If you need to attribute the poem to the author in a promo of yours, I can get his full name for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dr-smogz Report post Posted September 18, 2002 No, that's ok. It reminds me of something George Orwell would say in a song if he came back from the dead and became the lead singer of Rage against the Machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
