Guest Redhawk Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Bad spelling, corny jokes, painful bouts of unoriginality...you know, stupid fan signs. List the ones you've seen here. Some of my favorites from shows I recently watched on tape: "STONE COLD 100% TRADER" "RICK FLAIR" "GAME OVER/THE GAME IS OVER/GAME'S OVER, HHH" (whenever HHH is a heel...and then they all go away whe he's a face) "Y2-SELLOUT" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted September 13, 2002 " HHH GAME OVER!!" or anything like that i find sings with plain names boring, like "Booker T", "HardyZ!", the only exception is "RVD" and when people has the names but using Big Ass letters...... i can't remember right now of anymore.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DragonflyKid Report post Posted September 13, 2002 The markish one's are always stupid but so stupid in fact that they can be amusing the first time they're seen. For every clever one there are always several stupid, unoriginal ones. I'd be pissed if I paid for a ticket then had my view obstructed by some asshole not even paying attention to the match but trying to get his stupid sign on tv instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Owen Hart, King of Farts from In your House Mind games they did a close up on it and Vince McMahon(In full shill voice) cracked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted September 13, 2002 The greatest and stupidest sign I ever saw was at a RAW about a year ago. It was up in the stands, but on huge posterboard in mulitple parts so you could read it and said, "WE LOVE DEIDRE'S POTATO SALAD." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Grenouille Report post Posted September 13, 2002 They had an article about signs in the Apr '86 WWF magazine. There were such classics as... Savage is a Hot Dog! Piper wears a skirt! Volkoff is a Muffinhead! Hulk will Bag-Piper! and you thought today's signs were bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GeneMean Report post Posted September 13, 2002 You know I don't get totally mad if my view is obstructed by a decent sign, but when it's something totally rediculous and markish like "HEY WWF I AM TOUGH ENOUGH!" then I get pissed. I've seen a few idiotic ones over the years. "Billy YOUR the one!" (I have a big your/you're pet peeve) I'd rather be in Chyna .. you know it was kinda funny the first time but god damn I swear you STILL find this sign on Raw/SmackDown! I also can't stand the phone number signs. I should call them just so they have to put the sign down to answer the phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Notorious CRD Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I find the infamous "Who Farted?" sign annoying. It's just so stupid and juvenile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I also have a pet peeve about the, "ROCK, YOUR THE BEST" or "SHUT YOU'RE MOUTH" signs. I also can't stand..."ANGLE SUX" or "KANYON SUX" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Strike Force! Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I hate the "Name With Arrow Pointing Down" sign. It's generic and pointless. If you're going to do that, don't even bring a sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 13, 2002 That person all the way back in the arena at a SD! taping who had a tiny little sign that simply stated in black marker on white poster board "John Cena." Never did I think that adding "rules!" at the end of a sign would be a step up. Oh, how wrong I was.... Also, any sign you see at a house show is stupid, ESPECIALLY if the person to whom the sign is directed to/is about is not there. The house show I went to a year ago had a person with a Stephanie sign he obviously spent some time on, in spite of her being nowhere in the building. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Trish, Will You Marry Me? Can You Dig It, Suucckkkka (and what kills me about that is that they repeat letters you can't repeat...you can stretch the s, u, and a in "sucka"...but the c or k would make a studdering sound) Back That ass Up Where are the signs from the good ol days? -I Poop Too Much -Shawn Michaels is a Cocksucker (RINGSIDE at a Raw many years ago) -I Steal Cable If you can't bring a sing that's somewhat amusing then don't bother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KK Rage Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I think there was one at Invasion last year That said "Booker Tea Sucks", or something to that effect." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tigerdrivah91 Report post Posted September 13, 2002 "RAY MASTARIO RULES" Goddamn dumb marks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DragonflyKid Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I hate the ones where you can tell the WWE handed them out at the door as they usually refer to a new catch-phrase of a certain wrestler that they want to catch on or they are for unover wrestlers just so the camera can pan out and make it seem like that wrestler actually has a fanbase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrainYou42 Report post Posted September 13, 2002 "Rick Flair: Woah" It's spelt Woo dumbass Signs that just have a wrestler's name on them are pretty worthless as well. (Post 100, Damn Straight) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest franchise632 Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I find the infamous "Who Farted?" sign annoying. It's just so stupid and juvenile. this sign was at SD tapings in Minneapolis on Tuesday. How does that sign make it pass the Sign Nazis, i have seen less offensive signs taken away. I was at a house show this weekend and there were signs there. Mostly little kids. Not that you can really blame someone under 11 for a sign. Of course the fact that there dumbass parents dont know that they wont be on TV doesnt help. There were a multitude of Rey Mysterio 619 signs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 13, 2002 THis was a big f'n huge banner from No Way Out: "Kurt Angle...More Like Burnt Mango" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Actually Drain, it's "Whooooooooooo!" with an h. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted September 14, 2002 "RAY MASTARIO RULES" Goddamn dumb marks Actually, it was just Ray Misterio. My least favs are: -Who farted -Generic signs "John Cena" or "Steve Blackman" -Show the puppies! -Devon, get the tabels! Prompting me to say out loud, Devon, get the dictionary. I agree with Youth N Asia. If you bring a sign, make damn sure it's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted September 14, 2002 It looks like I've turned into the dictionary here, but this is kind of what we are talking about. It's D-Von and Rey Misterio, unless you were just stating how they misspelled it, then my bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted September 14, 2002 "Volkoff is a Muffinhead!" how lame *proceeds to make note to call everyone at work Muffinheads* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted September 14, 2002 I'd be pissed if I paid for a ticket then had my view obstructed by some asshole not even paying attention to the match but trying to get his stupid sign on tv instead. Remember when the rattlesnake bit HHH on RAW in 1999? I went to the SmackDown taping the day after, and, somehow, the people in front of us had constructed a giant snake sign that went across our four seats. Luckily they didn't hold it up every match. What DID suck was my friend Will gettitng screwed over in buying the People's Elbow Pads. Only sold him one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 14, 2002 One of the WWF shows I went to last year... damn. My friends and I were willing to kill this jerkass that kept holding up some Jeff Hardy sign. Oh, and he was wearing a Tazz shirt, I hate those things !!! I think I'll start taking some action against these people. Just accidently tear their sign in half. "Uh, oops, sorry man." They'll never suspect... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted September 15, 2002 I can deal with "Rey Mysterio RULES." I can even deal with "Rey Mysterio RULZ" But I HATE, "Rey Mysterio ROOLZ" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted September 15, 2002 Redhawk, the thing that kills me is that they go through the trouble of making the sign, but can't spell his fucking name right. It's always: RAY MISTERIO Goddamn those assheads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2002 When I went to Smackdown on Apr. 16th in Houston I was stuck next to this fat dude and his wife who had this long skinny sign printed out on old printer paper that said, "Bulk Blogan is a Hasbeen" and they had the nerve to ask me to help them hold it up. Then they pulled out a longer one advertising their business.....hello this is a wrestling show no one gives a damn about your business. I can't even remember what the business was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted September 15, 2002 Also, any sign you see at a house show is stupid, ESPECIALLY if the person to whom the sign is directed to/is about is not there. The house show I went to a year ago had a person with a Stephanie sign he obviously spent some time on, in spite of her being nowhere in the building. I went to a house show this past July, and when we were in the parking lot, this man and his two young children were just getting out of their car. My friends and I had already gone to the merchandise stand, and gotten some shirts, and were putting them on. The man struck up a conversation with us, and eventually pulled out his signs that him and his kids had brought with them. Keep in mind that this is in July at a SmackDown crew house show. Anyone who had watched any wrestling in Canada (and was paying attention) knew that the house shows that weekend were SmackDown shows. Also, anyone who had watched any wrestling since March knew that the roster had been split. Yet, this man apparantly forgot all this, and brought a 'Booker T' sign with him. Now, I assume that this man would have had to watch at least some wrestling on TV in the weeks before going to the show, as he was enjoying Booker T's recent face turn, so I assume that he knew that Booker T was on the Raw roster. You should have seen the look on his face when we said that Booker wasn't going to be there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DragonflyKid Report post Posted September 15, 2002 Yesterday on Velocity there was a sign that said "We want more Shannon Moore." That is exactly the type of corny sign I would expect the WWE to be handing out at the entrances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted September 16, 2002 Since the Un-Americans have come around, I've noticed a bunch of "Canada Sucks" signs. Which is funny because those same people will pop for Edge, and would pop for Jericho and Benoit if they were babyfaces. It just reminds me of one episode of RAW when Test said, "Nothing good has ever come from Texas," and Stone Cold came right back with, "He's not talking about me, he's talking about all of you!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
