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Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

here

 

All I can say is they could be on to something besides just for cell phones..

Guest redbaron51
Posted

thats the most stupidist thing i've ever heard and seen since the condom was first invented

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

Funny. Coming up next, pants with a condom holder already in it so you don't have to go fishing around for that Trojan after meeting that special someone-for-the-night at the local bar...

Guest El Satanico
Posted

And you know the sad part...they will become big sellers.

Guest redbaron51
Posted

i don't know

 

the urban people will use it, for something else.

Guest El Satanico
Posted

Yeah they will wear them...i can already hear the rap song lyrics about these pants.

 

But i'll spare yall my lame ass white boy attempt.

Guest El Satanico
Posted
When can we get rid of this Cell Phone bullshit?

If you mean getting rid of the actual cell phones...never.

 

If you mean the cell phone paranoia...as soon as Americans stop worrying about every little god damn thing that could POSSIBLY affect them at some point in their life...so in other words never.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

"Yeah they will wear them...i can already hear the rap song lyrics about these pants.

 

But i'll spare yall my lame ass white boy attempt."

 

But I won't...

 

Yo yo yo lemme bust it freestyle for a sec...

 

I'm sporting the Dockers that stop radiation/

So one-eyed snake won't shrivel up like a raisin/

Yo need more than Trojans to protect your ween/

Because it ain't easy when Jimmy's being green/

 

Yo yo yo

 

KKK representin' for the '03...

Guest El Satanico
Posted

wow man that was fat...you flow like a garden hose home g

Guest I'm That Damn Zzzzz
Posted

I think the lead in the pants will kill more sperm than radiation from cell phones.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

"wow man that was fat...you flow like a garden hose home g"

 

yo yo yo, my rhymes are tighter than a 29-year old virgin on her wedding night who never used tampons in her life.

 

And it's phat, not fat, I think. Haven't gotten my recent issue of Street Slang yet...

Guest ant_7000
Posted
Funny. Coming up next, pants with a condom holder already in it so you don't have to go fishing around for that Trojan after meeting that special someone-for-the-night at the local bar...

I've seen some jeans with condom holders and weed holders in them.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

I'm talking about having a holder directly next to the zipper so once you get erect Jimmy is already covered -- or something like that. You know, for those too lazy to take of the wrapper and spend 5 seconds figuring out which is the right side...

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

slightly off topic but I'm suprised someone hasn't sued a cell phone company because they've lost the ability to get an erection.

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