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Guest Lethargic

Don't know if this thread happened before or not but whatever. What's everybodys picks for the worst sequels/prequels?

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

Might as well be the 1st to mention "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace"

 

And I'm a *huge* Star Wars fan

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Guest Youth N Asia

This thread's been done before...but always fun...

 

Sleepaway Camp III...I know the first two weren't art or anything, but this one just blew

 

The Crow: City of Angels

 

Lepreachun in the Hood...not enough Lep...too much everyone else

 

Candyman 3...SO boring

 

Scream 3...lead character should have so died in that one

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Guest Youth N Asia
Mission: Impossible 2

Man...was it really worse the the first? It almost killed me to get thruough that one

 

GODFATHER 3!!!!!

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Guest Kagato Otaku

Five people have posted in this thread. Not one has mentioned Batman & Robin.

 

So very wrong. :(

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Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic

Oh please.

 

CADDYSHACK II.

 

Though Batman and Robin ate some seriously unwashed ass. Batman Forever would've sucked, too, if it weren't for Jim Carrey.

 

LUNATIC

- Pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolemite.

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Guest Kagato Otaku

Bah. Dancing gophers and extraneous crap are no match for Schumacher's "Bat-Ass" opus.

 

Highlander 2 sucked lots by the way. Just thought I'd like to mention that, 'cause it does. Yup.

 

It sucks. Pretty much sums it up. Yeah.

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Guest El Satanico

I haaated Jurrasic Park: The Lost World

 

god damn that was such a terrible movie...I spit in it's general direction :spits:

 

I also disliked A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Oddly enough i like every Nightmare on Elm Street movie except that one.

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Guest Respect The 'Taker
Scream 3...lead character should have so died in that one

...Well they're making a Scream 4...

 

However Wes Craven wont be directing it, so expect it to go STRAIGHT to video.

 

Fuck it, I'LL BE THE KILLER and fuckin' get Neve Campbell, i mean HOW HARD MUST TO BE TO KILL A PERSON? FOUR FREAKIN' MOVIES?

 

Now where'd i stick that bazooka...

 

Illusion - Convicting the innocent since 1985

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Guest Kagato Otaku
...Well they're making a Scream 4...

 

I very much doubt that. Rumors died about making a fourth entry into this (snort) trilogy a while back, sometime in mid-2000. Nothing's been mentioned out of the big rumor/spoiler sites. I don't know where you get your information, but it's probably dated.

 

Least I hope it is.

 

However Wes Craven wont be directing it, so expect it to go STRAIGHT to video.

 

What, and half his stuff doesn't end up in the bargain bin anyway? :P

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Guest Youth N Asia

The biggest problem with the Scream movies is that you begin to hate the lead character...by 3 she's such an unlikeable bitch.

 

That's the problem with horror movies today...they can't make babyfaces you cannot help but hate

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Guest Steve J. Rogers

Home Alone II was a perfectly acceptable sequel, plot wasn't convluted and it sort of continued the storyline of Kevin McAlister.

 

Home Alone III should NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE! Or if it did at least don't tack on the Home Alone name to it (I don't know, call it Home Sick or something)

 

Everything that could go wrong with a sequel went wrong with that clusterfuck, never mind the contrived and completely unrealistic plot that a sick tot could out manuver a group of professional criminal masterminds, but there was NOT A SINGLE DAMN CONNECTION TO THE FIRST TWO MOVIES! At least make a passing refrence to A character in Home Alone or Home Alone II

 

Blech, the less said about it the better

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Guest C.H.U.D.

Batman & Robin

Men In Black II

Speed 2

 

I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment for really bad sequels.

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Guest starvenger

>Hmmm, I've heard Speed 2 is so bad that I've never watched it...

 

Speed 2 should not be watched under any circumstances. If someone suggests watching it, slap them.

 

- Robocop 2 & 3

- ALL Highlander sequels

- Star Wars I & II

- Karate Kid 3 & 4

- EVERY Disney animated sequel except Toy Story 2

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

You know the sad thing about Home Alone 3? There were people in the theater I was working at who were LAUGHING OUT LOUD during that film. They also came out saying to each other "what a great film!"

 

Oh, if I had a gun back then...

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Guest converge241

American Psycho 2

wrong on so many levels

one i cant say w/o a Spoiler

but another big reason ...William Shatner?!?

 

Caddyshack II

can i get a special edition with just all of Randy Quaid's scenes?

 

Slapshot II

im not a huge fan of the original but goddamn, this is just wrong

 

Karate Kid 4

(i love 3 though)

 

The proposed Gladiator prequel

just cannot happen, even if part of me wants to see it

 

MI 2

hopefully Fincher can save it

 

Stuart little 2

i ahvent seen this or the first, but the world just didnt need it

 

Mannequin, Weekend at Bernies, Stakeout

the sequels AND the originals should have never existed. We have these and I cant get a Men At Work II?

 

Major League, Beverly Hills Cop 3

why god why?

 

 

with all the bad sequels can i please ask God to lay upon me Spaceballs 3: The search for 2

or

Spaceballs 2: the search for more money?

or some kind of Spaceballs sequel?

can i get an amen?

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Guest chirs3

Blade II ---> The only redeeming thing about this movie is that one of the words in the title was the name of a GOOD mass-Vampire-Slaughter movie (Blade).

 

Speed 2 ---> I saw this when it came out in theatres - when did it come out, anyway? It was a long time ago. Anywho, I was pretty indifferent to it then, but then it came on TV one night so I watched it... good God, what a horrible movie.

 

Mortal Kombat: Annihalation ---> One passage can sum up this whole movie.

 

Liu: Sub Zero - but I killed you in the tournament!

Sub: No... that was my brother.

 

Batman and Robin ---> Alicia Silverstone needs to die a horrible horrible death. As does the guy who green lighted the movie.

 

Jurassic Park III ---> I thought the dinosaurs were the ones with small brains... They sure were a hell of a lot smarter than all the characters in the movie. A total waste that someone, somewhere, once dared to call "The Best of the Three". Ingrate.

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Guest redbaron51

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls...

 

 

the first one I was laughing my ass off...this movie i couldn't stand it one bit

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Guest pochorenella
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls...

 

 

the first one I was laughing my ass off...this movie i couldn't stand it one bit

 

Oh, come on, it hade some good moments. When they started spitting on each other I almost couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

 

American Psycho 2

 

I didn't even like the first one.

 

My vote goes to Jaws 4: The Revenge and Batman & Robin

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Guest Kagato Otaku
Batman & Robin

Men In Black II

Speed 2

 

I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment for really bad sequels.

 

Wow. Kinda shocked you didn't mention Bud the C.H.U.D. there.

 

Unless you'd successfully blocked it from your memory, in which case I'll apologize for even bringing it up. :)

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

"My vote goes to Jaws 4"

 

What, you don't like sharks that can tell when a person moves down the East Coast...

 

Or sharks that jump out of the water and roar...

 

Or sharts that explode when getting rammed by a boat...

 

Or a movie that originally had the Jamacian guy die but in later editions come back to life...

 

What's wrong with you?

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Guest Kagato Otaku

Not to mention he teleports from Cape Cod to the Bahamas. This is one BAD muthafuckin' shark.

 

Too bad he’s highly combustible and pops like an overfull balloon when touched by a yacht pole.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

He didn't teleport. He swam -- they even showed a scene where he was happily chugging along -- God, what an abortion of a movie...

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Guest converge241

"QUOTE

American Psycho 2

 

 

I didn't even like the first one."

 

trust me even you would appreciate it if you watched part 2 first

 

 

 

i have to nominate From Dusk til Dawn 2&3

especially because I own them in a box set :(

the wife got it for me because it was the only place where you could get the documentary Full Title Boogie, and all the special features on part1. Now of course its available by itself.

Some of the plot on pt 2 is neat but the acting is just awful

 

also could they NOT make Final Destination 2? or Fast And The Furious 2?

especially becasue they arent supposed to have the main people

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Guest C.H.U.D.
Wow. Kinda shocked you didn't mention Bud the C.H.U.D. there.

 

Unless you'd successfully blocked it from your memory, in which case I'll apologize for even bringing it up. :)

Aahhrrrgg!!

 

Nooooo.. not C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.. Dying.... dying.... gasp....

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