Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I don't know it it's the black hair, or the extra forty pounds, but for whatever reason, Sara Undertaker didn't look like Shane McMahon in drag tonight! Did anyone else notice this? If Sara keeps this up, Lita can reclaim her rightful crown of ugliest woman in the WWF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickberna Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I still think Terri is the worst. *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickberna Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Oh yeah, and Sara still looks hideous to me. I think it's the caveman brow that really does it, otherwise I don't think she'd be all that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Judging strictly by faces, I'd say Nidia is the ugliest...I like her and all, but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I still think Terri is the worst. *shudders* I think Terri has a nice face, bad body. Lita looks like Chuck Palumbo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Terri has erect nipples alot of the time. That has to count for something, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted September 13, 2002 <insert painful attack to Anglesault here> <insert witty defense of the Goddess Lita here> <insert comment about Anglesault enjoying sex with goat here> -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Half-assing it, aren't you Annie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Lita can be cute sometimes, but her face is just weird shaped. And her personality kinda turns me off......maybe its that whole "oh tag" thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Terri is far and away the worst...she always looks beat up...nice backside though Sara isn't on as much anymore, so I really don't have much of an opinion on her...she doesn't do much for me though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Just like my matches Leon... just like my matches -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Nidia has the "Oh my god I feel like sucking a circle of dicks" face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Nidia's trashy-trailer look is kinda hot actually...my opinion anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Nidia has the "Oh my god I feel like sucking a circle of dicks" face. Just the kind of girl I go for! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Sara's face reminds me of Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" character Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Sara's the very definition of "brown bag it" sex. I'd much rather stare at Nidia--who's own looks are far from conventional beauty--than her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest krug Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Sara Taker scares me in a way nobody should ever be scared for reasons far worse than even Bane could create, her face is almost identical to that of a good friend of mine, I've yet to inform him of that fact mainly because he's twice my size, but the resemblance was uncanny when she was a blond. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Paul Heyman was right, pregnancy is the most beautiful time of a woman's life, and it makes Sara look HOT!!!!!1 Seriously, for some reason when I first saw Sara with dark hair (is that natural or dyed?) sitting down I thought it was Stephanie for some reason. They have similar faces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Terri is pretty damn ugly. She's about 5' tall, 90 lbs, with 8 libs of implants. Ick. True, Lita's knockers are inflated as well, but at least they're somewhat proportionate. Terri is just skeezy. For my money though, the ugliest chick in the WWE is Jaqueline, BY FAR. Pumpkin-sized fake tits combined with nappy hair and a face resembling a labrador's ass whacked with a rake. Sara Undertaker is Unfrozen Caveman Wife indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Terri is indeed damn hideous, and my #1 choice for the WWE Screeching Harpy Award. But has everyone else here gone off and forgotten about Jazz allofasudden? She's less attractive than everyone else named above. (And don't even try something like "but she's a good worker", this is a thread about shallow materialism and it shall stay so.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Terri is indeed damn hideous, and my #1 choice for the WWE Screeching Harpy Award. But has everyone else here gone off and forgotten about Jazz allofasudden? She's less attractive than everyone else named above. (And don't even try something like "but she's a good worker", this is a thread about shallow materialism and it shall stay so.) I had completely forgotten about Jazz (guess her being out of action caused her to slip my mind). I'm not the first person to say this, but it's true: She looks like Stevie Ray in a wig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Lita, Sara Undertaker, Terri, Jacqueline and Jazz are all dog ugly, and should be taken out back and shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Jazz is nowhere near as grotesque as Jaqueline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Lita, Sara Undertaker, Terri, Jacqueline and Jazz are all dog ugly, and should be taken out back and shot. [funaki] INDEED [/funaki] I'd say Jazz has the ugliest face, it's shaped like Lita's and looks like Sara's, bad combination. But for overall ugliness, my vote goes to Jacqueline. She starts with an ugly face, then compounds the problem by having two ridiculously proportioned watermelon tits stuffed into her chest. As a heterosexual man I'd never thought I'd say it, but those things are just too big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I recall when Jazz was women's champ, there was a picture of her on the title history page where she looked almost human. Granted, make up, lighting, and probably airbrushing played a part, but still, Oblivion is right about Jackie. Ugh and ugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted September 13, 2002 I can never see Jazz being cheered by the fans. She just looks way too disgustingly manly and gross. She is in my opinion, by far the ugliest "diva" in the WWE right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Jazz never goes out of her way to try and look trampy like all the other WWE women...I think that's part of it. And Actually she looked better in ECW when they didn't try to pretty her up...I know that's not saying a lot though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted September 13, 2002 She did look prettier in ECW for some reason.... Oh, and Stryke, don't make me drag you out of retirement just to put you back in it. All of you, argh. Where's the Lita Love? I know I'm not the only one. -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 13, 2002 She did look prettier in ECW for some reason.... Oh, and Stryke, don't make me drag you out of retirement just to put you back in it. All of you, argh. Where's the Lita Love? I know I'm not the only one. -Annie I thought Lita was very attractive a couple of years ago. I have yet been able to pinpoint the exact moment when she lost it, though--maybe that feud with Chyna is what did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 13, 2002 Lita's real 50/50 is seems...she looked great on that Diva's mag cover she did a couple of years ago, and I thought she looked nice in ECW...but lately she's just looking beaten up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
