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Cover Songs that won't be made ever

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"American Badass" - Moby

 

"It's Raining Men" - Eminem

 

"Because I got high" - POD

 

"Sex Machine" - Weird Al Yankovic

 

"Natural Born Killers" - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

 

"Eazy Duz It" - Justin Timberlake

 

"If I only had a brain" (MC 900 Ft. Jesus cover) - Britney Spears

 

and the last one from me..

 

"Closer" - Roseanne

 

and there are reasons for this.. :)

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Guest mesepher

well, this is certainly a new and original topic.

 

I'd like to say that the Foo Fighters never should have covered Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar"

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Guest RevEvil

prison sex- Aaron Carter

 

cat scratch fever- Jewel

 

KKK bitch- Bob Dylan

 

imagine- Kid Rock

 

MTV get off the air- Beyonce

 

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe- Avril Lavigne

 

Casper The Homosexual Friendly Ghost- U2

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Guest mesepher

oh.. here's one. You'll never EVER EEEEVER hear some shitty pop punk band cover something as amazing as "La Villa Strangiato" by Rush

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Shiny Happy People- Roger Waters

You never know about that Roger Waters fellow... who would have thought he would be playing shows with Nick Mason again!?? I wouldn't put it past him.

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Guest cynicalprofit

"I just saw the gayest guy ever"(by Anal Cunt)- Elton John

 

Honestly NO BAND ON THE PLANET would/could cover an Anal Cunt song.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto
"I just saw the gayest guy ever"(by Anal Cunt)- Elton John

 

Honestly NO BAND ON THE PLANET would/could cover an Anal Cunt song.

I dunno. I'm sure there's some wise-ass local band out there doing covers off of Picnic of Love, their "love ballad" album.

 

Tool will NEVER do a cover of the Ramones' "Judy Is A Punk"...and that is a damn shame.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Korn will never cover Cryptopsy.

 

Cradle of Filth will never cover Peggy Sue by Buddy Holly.

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Guest benoitrules2000

Hey, Pat motherfuckin' boone did a metal covers album, so i say ANYTHING is possible!!!

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Guest redbaron51
"Sex Machine" - Weird Al Yankovic

dude...weird al would make fun on every song by any band.

 

 

and don't expect Iron Maiden to do any slow songs.

 

 

Slayer: Alive

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Guest godthedog

backstreet boys-'i wish i was queer so i could get chicks'

 

portishead-'it's a beautiful morning'

 

sarah mclachlan-'killing in the name'

 

suzanne vega-'master of puppets'

 

metallica-'tom's diner'

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

Tori Amos - "Raining Blood" ...........oh wait...

 

Madonna - "I Saw A Pregnant Lady, So I Kicked Her In The Stomach" (Anal Cunt)

 

Limp Bizkit - "With Arms Wide Open" (Creed)

 

Megadeth - "Master Of Puppets" (Metallica)

 

Metallica - "Welcome To The Jungle" (Guns N' Roses)

 

Six Feet Under - "Piano Man" (Billy Joel)

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Guest Dmann2000
You never know about that Roger Waters fellow... who would have thought he would be playing shows with Nick Mason again!?? I wouldn't put it past him.

He is!!

 

*Prays to God, hope against hope that the Floyd get together for one final tour to lay the old dog to rest, so I can see them LIVE*

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Guest Mark4steamboat

I would say that NO ONE should cover Sober but Staind did right before they got huge(or right as they got huge) and RUINED IT. No one should ever cover Tool.

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Guest Nevermortal
I would say that NO ONE should cover Sober but Staind did right before they got huge(or right as they got huge) and RUINED IT. No one should ever cover Tool.

Yes, the less Tool, the better.

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Guest The Metal Maniac
and don't expect Iron Maiden to do any slow songs.

 

Mind if I ask why?

 

I mean, Iron Maiden has a number of songs that aren't fast-paced. I mean, sure, the tempo generally speeds up for part of the song, but still, Iron Maiden is not a band based on speed.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Charles Manson- "Psycho Killer" (Talking Heads)

 

Left Eye Lopez (RIP)- "Burning Down the House" (Talking Heads

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Left Eye Lopez (RIP)- "Burning Down the House" (Talking Heads

hahahaha..best one so far.

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