The Reverend Is Back With Another Sermon

[Guest MrRant]

Brothers and Sisters of NO MA'AM. I have been to the beak of the chicken and seen the evil within. I you humble and holy leader, giver of the wisdom of Bundy went and visited the MsMagazine message board and saw that the chickens must be stopped!

 

There is a guy there named Dave Scott.. who is apparently unemployed again that supports the chickens! He has either turned by coercion or by the fact he is just pussywhipped.

 

Here is his picture:

 

 

My brethren. There is an evil amongst us and the Holy battle grows closer. I urge you to go to the boards and learn about thy enemy. For a Holy crusade may be upon us. You can see the vile rants from the chickens here.

 

I leave you now with the Holy one we call Bundy's suggestions for Marcy and her fellow chickens to be wanted by the rest of us:

 

 

Here's 10 things to make you more attractive:

 

10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but eyes

 

9. Feather removing electrolysis

 

8. Ski mask

 

7. Sew up holes in ski mask

 

6. Have an attractive woman stand in front of you at all times

 

5. Beak job

 

4. Put paper bag over ski mask

 

3. Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back, learn to walk backwards

 

2. Poke eyes out of every man on earth

 

1. Get President to make every day Halloween!

 

 

 

Praise to Bundy.

 

Amen

 

The Reverend Rant

[Guest papacita]

Preach on my brother! Preach on!

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Testify~!

 

(about time for another sermon, too. Our flock is wandering.)

[Guest MrRant]

I am aware of some of the flocks wanderings and it has been a slight while. I have been investigating the EVIL~! that is the chickens.

[Guest MrRant]

*Bump*

 

To make sure all the members and prospective members of NO MA'AM have a chance to read this sermon.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

if one sleeps around with another chicken, but that chicken wears a ski mask, does it still count as cheating?

[Guest MrRant]

As long as you can get her to pluck her feathers then it should be ok. I am really starting to think about invading this board in the name of NO MA'AM. Of course everyone then would need a banner.

[Guest J*ingus]

Don't invade that board, it's backed by an actual magazine, with real money and a real legal department.

 

But looking briefly into that board, woof, I think my eyes watered from being exposed to a massive overdose of estrogen.

[Guest MrRant]

Yeah... if they only didn't have money or a legal department. But not an invasion like the rest but an intelligent one. Spreading the word of NO MA'AM.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

goddam it!!! good reverend, channel the words of bundy to me! the toilet seat issue - lid up with piss sprayed over the rim. correct!?!

[Guest MrRant]

Yes. You should bless thy seat with ample amounts of piss.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Ah have seen the light!

 

Ah am saved!

 

Thank Yee Brother Rant! Your flock grows!