The One & Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest Angle-plex]

Velocity preview for Sept. 14, 2002

From WWE.com

 

Showcasing the SmackDown! Superstars, WWE Velocity comes to you every Saturday at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN, hosted by Michael Cole and Tough Enough trainer Al Snow!

 

Velocity explodes with sizzling cruiserweight action this Saturday as The Hurricane and Crash team up against Tajiri and Jamie Noble!

 

Catch WWE Velocity every Saturday night at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN!

 

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Confidential preview for Sept. 14, 2002

 

This week on Confidential: Get the real story hind Billy & Chuck's wedding ceremony straight from WWE Chairman Vince McMahon! Plus, 16-time World Champion Ric Flair guides us through the history of the championship from its latest holders all the way back to its roots in NWA!

 

Tune in this Saturday, right after WWE Velocity, at 11 p.m./10 p.m. ET only on TNN!

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Confidential sounds pretty good.

[Guest art_vandelay]

I don't want to check spoilers, but will Funaki be doing anything on Velocity? Since he didn't interview anybody on SmackDown!

[Guest Trivia247]

well gee at least its cruiserweight vs cruiserweight instead of Cruiserweight vs Heavyweight.

 

they listen to my emails! woohoo

[Guest evilhomer]

Anybody got the full match line up for Velocity?

[Guest Kingpk]

Whoo-hoo, a Confidential actually worth recapping! No shots of Cena's area either.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

WCW history!!!!!!!

Must watch!

Stiener gonna be on !

[Guest jimmy no nose]

How will Vince explain the wedding angle? What is there to say?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

VKM could sit there and laugh to himself, 'cause he's such a genius oh yeah!

 

 

I'm looking forward to Confidential just because they'll be dicussing the wedding angle. I actually paid attention to the show and marked out and everything; so it had to be good, y'know?...

 

I'm surprised the Velocidential thread got pinned for once...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

WCW Title History.

 

Rock Held it

Kurt Held it

Booker T Held it

Ric Flair Held it

Hulk Hogan Held it

 

Sting who?

Lex Lu-huh?

Ricky Whatboat?

Dusty Polka Dot?

 

AAAH WHO CARES?! Ric Flair brought in on WWF TV ya know? WCW was a bad place and was only successful because of the Wwf - lets never forget that.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Velocity Matches:

 

Dvon vs Shannon Moore

Albert vs Funaki

Crash and Hurricane vs Knoble and Tajiri

Randy Orton vs Kidman

 

 

 

VELOCITY SPOILER:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tonight is kill the cruiserweight night on Velocity. All the cruiserweights job, except in the tag match where its cruiserweights vs cruiserweights.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

It's kinda sucky to put a spoiler in the official thread, man. :|

 

Oh well. The Orton/Kidman match was damn good...too bad Orton's Overdrive-ish finisher stinks. That didn't seem like enough to put away Kidman at all. And Orton's music is so generic and horrible.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

I put a spoiler warning so people don't have to read it if they don't want to.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I cannot say I liked Kidman's new music either. It sort of reminded of a rock version of the old Batman theme. What's up with all these new themes anyway? They suck.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Eh, Velocity, whatever... Figures I'll be seeing these matches (and more!) on MONDAY~!

 

Without Rico.

 

Now, Confidential, that show is money.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Funaki rules. Look at the pops this guy is getting...PUSH THE MAN DAMMIT!

 

Michael Cole said Albert has Talent....LOL!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

FUNanki rules all!! He makes Velocity good

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Funaki! On the mic! My day is complete.

"You can't spell Funaki without FUN"

[Guest Nevermortal]

Funaki's Ok! Thank god.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Funaki is the ONLY reason to watch Velocity.

 

I wonder if he'll be at my show?...

 

EDIT:

 

Funaki Vs. Albert

 

OH YEAH! (*thrust*)

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Damnit!! Why must that ass Albert keep hurting Funaki while he just finished speaking on the mic??!!!

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

You know...I think this might actually lead to Funaki getting a win over Albert. Which would be quite the mark-out moment for me

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Stupid Taker. He should not be disrespecting Matt Hardy like that.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wow. It's Sara. And, to think, she holds a pinfall victory over DDP.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Brock Lesnar: Grabs Fetuses

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

(*poses, spits fetus*)

 

I'm so sorry...

 

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Just thinking about Sara beating DDP makes me sad.

 

WHo else marks for the new Matt Hardy? That "Mattitude" line is brilliant.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Just thinking about Sara beating DDP makes me sad.

 

WHo else marks for the new Matt Hardy? That "Mattitude" line is brilliant.

I mark for Matt's Kung Fu shirt.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Stupid Taker. He should not be disrespecting Matt Hardy like that.

Seriously, with all that Mattitude and Mattributes, no one should disrespect Matt Hardy....**Does the finger thingy** version 1!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

LaParkaMarka, I agree, Matt's new dose of mattitude does rule.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I also mark for Crash's way of entering the ring.