My Turn, What does Everyone Think Of Me?

[Guest CanadianChick]

On second thought, why the fuck did I ask a bunch of people I didn't know how they felt about me?

Good question,why did you ask a bunch of faceless strangers what they think of you?

 

I'll be in my mansion soon swimming in my in ground pool with my millions of dollars while you are sitting at home jacking off cuz you can't get none

 

Umm....how does "getting some" going to get you a mansion and millions of dollars?

[Guest MrRant]

Listen Bitch aka pinnacle I bet that pic was a picture of you, you ugly ass fuck!You need to stop talking shit cuz you will get pimped smacked!

 

On second thought, why the fuck did I ask a bunch of people I didn't know how they felt about me? Atleast, I have a future and ain't no 33 year old geek who can't get laid (Corbainwasmurdered). I am 16 and still have a shot which I already got laid,you gay ass bitch. I'll be in my mansion soon swimming in my in ground pool with my millions of dollars while you are sitting at home jacking off cuz you can't get none.

First one has to be a pimp to "pimp smack" anyone. Now bitch slap I can see as you are a bitch.

 

The reason grasshopper you asked everyone is because you have no friends, no life, a crappy website that no one reads and probably a dick the size of half a toothpick.

 

And there is no way ANYONE proclaiming to be SK's biggest fan can get laid.

[Guest The Superstar]

Oh...someone PLEASE direct me to this genius' website.

 

oh, and FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUTURE!!! I AM A WRESTLING-A-HOLIC!!!! I'M GOING TO GET LAID AS SOON AS I FIND THE GIRL THAT WILL ACCEPT ME!

 

...for some reason I'm finding him more annoying than Cutthroat right now (!)

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Talk about bad site design..my god.

 

Some people shouldn't be allowed anywhere NEAR webpage creation tools.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

heh...i already have an inground pool so...BOOYAH!

 

and how ectually are you going to get these millions of dollars?

 

And change your sig...everyone with half a brain knows that Avril is my wife....im mean...serously...get your shit together

 

guess what? your not the write stuff...your the wrong stuff! Ha!....oh i crack myself up sometimes...

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Yeah, but Flyboy aint no Denzel Washington.

Hey, I think he's pretty cute.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

yeah but does he have the ass of Treble Charged?

 

Okay...im gonna stop now cause that freaked me out...

[Guest Cancer Marney]

...

 

Freaked him out, he says...

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

No what would really freak people out is when I dress up as MUTA for the halloween party I;m going to...complete with mist...heh...i rule...

[Guest bob_barron]

For a socialist you seem to be embracing the best case scenario of capitalism- having lots of cash

[Guest areacode212]

I'll be in my mansion soon swimming in my in ground pool with my millions of dollars while you are sitting at home jacking off cuz you can't get none

What mansion? You don't even have two phone lines anymore!

 

You had to realize that people were starting to get annoyed at you. You kept begging in the Video Games folder for links to wrestling game ROMs, and for instructions on how to get your emulator working. And after I (and everyone else) gave you step-by-step instructions, it took you days to figure it out. I was only nice to you because I thought you were a chick (from the miriamruiz e-mail address).

 

THEN, you solicited love advice in the GC folder, and you got some. It was good advice, too, better than anything *I* got when I was 16. And you didn't follow it anyway, and screwed up! Argh, that's so frustrating...

 

Anyway, I think it's cool that you attempted to build your own website, but it requires more than knowing a few HTML tags. You should look at other websites, and try to study their design to see what makes them look nice. Nobody is going to read your articles if your site structure makes absolutely no sense. You don't even have an index.html page!!! Geez!! Did you ever take my advice and buy a book on web design?

[Guest areacode212]

No what would really freak people out is when I dress up as MUTA for the halloween party I;m going to...complete with mist...heh...i rule...

Have you ever tried making mist, and spitting it out, Muta-style? Is it really just green jello powder? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Guest bob_barron]

Don't you like mix some stuff and bite down on a condom??

 

And yea 212- SKBF is sooooo annoying.

[Guest Retro Rob]

What, no love for my Confidential recaps?

 

And I did X-7 DAMMIT!

kingpk, Did you ever get my PM?

 

SKBF- You are just as pathetic as the man you idolize. Seriously, you ask for help with a website, people help you and you still create a piece of shit and is IMPOSSIBLE to navigate. Not to mention that you jump down everyone's throat as soon as they give you some advice or even compliment one of your reviews, which I made the mistake of doing once. YOU of all people, SHOULD NOT have started one of these threads. How could you not know what kind of responses you were going to get? Oh yeah....because you tend to be a fucking idiot, as was proven with your "well thought out" flames.

[Guest DrTom]

Geez!! Did you ever take my advice and buy a book on web design?

 

I gave him the same advice, 212, on more than one occasion, and in more than one thread. Heck, my HTML book is a few years old, but between that and Webmonkey, I know the tags I need to know. Judging by the wretched layout of SKBF's site, though, I don't think he's yet made the sensible investment. I remember how the threads went... (Note: some paraphrasing and editorializing occur)

 

SKBF: Does anyone want to help me with my shitty website, since I'm a semi-literate cretin and can't learn something as simple as basic HTML?

Dr. Tom: Buy an HTML book.

212: Buy an HTML book.

SKBF: So, does anyone want to help me with my site? In other words, I want someone who knows more than me (which would include 90% of rhesus monkeys, as well as almost anyone on this board) to do the site for me since I suck at it.

Dr. Tom: Goddamnit, buy an HTML book and shut the fuck up.

SKBF: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! HTML is a conspiracy. It stands for Hijack The Motherfucking (air)Liners! The government was in on it all along! $10 Computers for everyone!

 

Or something like that.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

I use green food coloring mixed with water, swish it around in my mouth, then spray it tightly. Its hard to get the actual mist effect.

 

See? I am MUTA

[Guest Daredevil21]

*Joins in horribly late*

 

He's another one. He wants writers for his site, but demands that all of us use the percent system, which I think is a huge pain in the ass for the reviewer. I have enough trouble deciding between the numerous different star ratings. 100 different possible ratings for one match is a bit much for me.

 

I wrote a few reviews for his site and he let me use the star ratings after I told him that I just didn't like the percent rating. But yeah, no big deal since his site hasn't been updated in forever.

 

As for the actual "topic" of this thread, SKBF is just some punk like a lot of other kids around here looking for some "respect." He didn't get the responses he wanted, so he comes back and makes it look like he doesn't even want to hear it or doesn't care about what anyone thinks. I guarentee that if you had all praised him, he woudn't have come back with anything but, "Geez thanks guys! LOL. It's k00l to kno that u all like me, u relly like me!LOL!" BUT, since ya didn't, he came and told us how he's gonna like gonna go jack off in his in ground swimming pool.

 

If you didn't know how old he really was to begin with, I must say that those typical "AOL Chatroom" responses that he threw back at everyone certainly gave it away. Lighten up, kid. You seem stressed. Perhaps you should go do that whole jacking off in the pool think. May relieve some built up tension, my friend.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

You know the scary thing? I'm only maybe a year older than him...and you don't see me acting like a TRL Wannabe

 

but i think it rox that you guyz see me in dis new lite! lol!

[Guest Retro Rob]

Geez!! Did you ever take my advice and buy a book on web design?

 

I gave him the same advice, 212, on more than one occasion, and in more than one thread. Heck, my HTML book is a few years old, but between that and Webmonkey, I know the tags I need to know. Judging by the wretched layout of SKBF's site, though, I don't think he's yet made the sensible investment. I remember how the threads went... (Note: some paraphrasing and editorializing occur)

 

SKBF: Does anyone want to help me with my shitty website, since I'm a semi-literate cretin and can't learn something as simple as basic HTML?

Dr. Tom: Buy an HTML book.

212: Buy an HTML book.

SKBF: So, does anyone want to help me with my site? In other words, I want someone who knows more than me (which would include 90% of rhesus monkeys, as well as almost anyone on this board) to do the site for me since I suck at it.

Dr. Tom: Goddamnit, buy an HTML book and shut the fuck up.

SKBF: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! HTML is a conspiracy. It stands for Hijack The Motherfucking (air)Liners! The government was in on it all along! $10 Computers for everyone!

 

Or something like that.

I remember one his threads going like this:

 

SKBF- I need help making a website.

AC212- Buy an HTML book.

SKBF- AC212 WILL YOU HELP ME MAKE MY SITE???

Tom- Yeah, what AC212 said.

SKBF- TOM, WILL YOU HELP ME WITH MY SITE???

Tom- Just buy a book and you'll be fine.

SKBF- TOM, WILL YOU HELP ME WITH MY SITE???

 

No more relpies occured after that.

 

The same exact thing happened when somone complimented one of his columns in the SK.

 

Me- I thought your column was pretty good.

SKBF- ROB, WILL YOU WRITE FOR MY SITE???

Me- No.

 

Later on my e-mail account....

 

SKBF- ROB, WILL YOU WRITE FOR MY SITE????

[Guest The Superstar]

Dr. Tom: Goddamnit, buy an HTML book and shut the fuck up.

SKBF: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! HTML is a conspiracy. It stands for Hijack The Motherfucking (air)Liners! The government was in on it all along! $10 Computers for everyone!

 

That was gold.

 

You know the scary thing? I'm only maybe a year older than him...and you don't see me acting like a TRL Wannabe

 

I'm a year YOUNGER than him...and you don't see ME acting like that...I don't think

[Guest The Superstar]

Oh yeah...I remember after I posted some of my "Superstar Rants" (where have they gone? ) he PM'd me like 5 times, and then EMAILED me 5 times asking to write for his site. I totally ignored him after the 3rd PM.

[Guest Kingpk]

kingpk, Did you ever get my PM?

I did.

 

No cursing? What the fuck? That guy must have his fucking head up his ass forbidding people to swear in their recaps. I, mean, what the fuck is the point?

 

EDIT: To be on-topic, he once IMed me about the Montreal incident, asking me if it was a work or shoot. I replied with something like "Wouldn't we have seen Bret back by now if it was a work?"

 

His response:

 

 

"Oh."

[Guest bob_barron]

I liked the quote about the food mobile bring food to everyone.

 

I mean the fuck?

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah...it's like the milkman, except with food! And there would be homes for EVERYONE!

[Guest bob_barron]

Plus-

 

You get to own the Yankees!!!!! And run them with a $10 computer!!

[Guest Kingpk]

Owning the Yankees, huh?

 

"Hey, George, let's trade Jeter and Soriano for that Danny Almonte kid, he'll mature in NO time!"

[Guest bob_barron]

His owning baseball teams thing was also asinine since what if everyone owns a team that loses money?

 

Then isn't everyone broke?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I'm not even going to bother responding to this fool.

[Guest bob_barron]

But he threatened to pimped smack you!!

 

Dem fightin' words!

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